Kaprasius Hreggvidursson, the newly appointed Minister of Culture, was sitting in his office when an aide came in. “Sir,” the aide began. “I trust that you know of the old Asendavian missionary settlement in Gondwana?”
Kaprasius nodded. “Of course, what about it?”
“Supposedly, some antiques there are being dug up and sold.”
Kaprasius sat up straight immediately. “This is terrible, these artifacts belong in a museum, THEY SHOULDN’T BE BOUGHT AND SOLD!” Kaprasius practically shouted the last part.
The aide recoiled a bit in surprise. “Y-yes sir,” the aide quickly left the room.
After the aide left, Kaprasius started talking to himself. “THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THESE ARTIFACTS, MUST BE BROUGHT TO ASENDAVIA!” Kaprasius stood up so quickly that his chair fell over. He left his office and briskly walked towards Viktor Zharkov’s office. When he arrived at the office, he pounded on the door. “SIR, I NEED TO SEE YOU!”
Inside the office, Viktor was typing when Kaprasius’ pounding and shouting so rudely interrupted him. Viktor jumped a bit in surprise. He grumbled to himself, got up, and opened the door. “You need to stop shouting, Boy.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, but this is important!” Kaprasius walked into Viktor’s office and sat himself down.
Viktor glared at him for a second, closed the door, and sat back down behind his desk. “Now what is so important that you had to interrupt me so rudely?”
Kaprasius inhaled deeply and began to talk. “Well, Sir, artifacts are being dug up from the old missionary settlement in Gondwana, which is located in Neuatt. These artifacts are then being BOUGHT AND SOLD, ARTIFACTS SHOULD"T BE BOUGHT AND SOLD! THEY NEED TO BE STORED IN MUSEUMS!” Kaprasius’ voice quickly rose as he talked.
Viktor let the boy ramble on for another minute or two before he stopped him. “Alright, alright, I get your point. What do you want me to do about it?”
“I want you to message Neuatt and request, no, DEMAND, that these artifacts stop being bought and sold, and that they are to be given to Asendavia to be put into museums!”
Viktor sighed. “If it makes you happy, I’ll do it.”
Kaprasius grinned ear to ear. “Thank you so much, Sir, I’ll never forget this!” With that, he bolted from the room.
After Kaprasius left, Viktor shook his head. “I’ll never truly understand that boy,” he began a new email and started to type.
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To:
The Government of Neuatt
Greetings,
It has come to my attention that old Asendavian artifacts are being bought and sold in Asendavia. I request that this antique trade be stopped. I also wish to request that these antiques be given to Asendavia, as they have important historical value to us. Thank you kindly.
From:
Viktor Zharkov
Minister of Foreign Diplomacy
Asendavia