This Is Broniarth

This message has been relayed by The Automated Socialist Information Service Of Broniarth (TASISOB):

Her Most Lushious Excellency, Queen Scab, has today announced the formation of the great Armed Republic of Broniarth. After decades of war against the Capitalist Conglomerate, our brave people have achieved independence most glorious.

For some odd reason, we are apparently required to answer questions. As if the blood of thousands hasn’t sufficed to
guarantee our place in the wider world. But we recognize the stature of The Sovereign East Pacific and its good intentions, so we are willing to make an exception:

How did you find NationStates?
How long have you played NationStates?
What inspired the name of your nation?
Have you joined the World Assembly?
What country are you from?
Do you like watching the news?
Do you like studying the government?

Interrupt…

How did you find NationStates? Listening to the radio.
How long have you played NationStates? We do not play, we create Nation States.
What inspired the name of your nation? It IS the name of our country.
Have you joined the World Assembly? Soon.
What country are you from? Broniarth.
Do you like watching the news? Yes, The Automated Socialist Information Service Of Broniarth.

Do you like studying the government? We ARE the government.

Thank you. End of message.

Nice meeting you, Queen Scab. Welcome to the region!

Thank you for your attention. And it should be mentioned that in our first post, the word “Lushious” should have been “Luscious”. Someone will be whipped.

While I will not quickly condone whipping, misspelling is a serious crime.

Misspelling will be noted by the Logger of Things TEP as a serious offense against the English language.

Welcome aboard :slight_smile: