Trademarked Introduction


It had happened again. The Robust Community of Trademarked, formerly The Corporatish Collaborate of Independent National Firms, Limited or Otherwise, had been ejected rather violently from the Sea of Time. As the island nation dried itself, the Acting Leader of the Autocrat Collaborate, Lawson Greyscale, otherwise known as Greta, primmed her business suit/frock hybrid and stepped off the landing boat.

Her first official communique, to the world in general: ‘Hey everyone!’

Hey, welcome to TEP!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

Hello, welcome!

Welcome.

Thanks for the warm introduction! I’ll be sure to ask if I have any questions.