Unknown Embassy

Sorry if I came across as a bit harsh, I have a tendency to get… excited, shall we say, about topics which I feel strongly about.

I realize Unknown did not commit the crime, and I don’t want to sound like I think they did anything wrong. Again, using a RL example, I could compare this in a way to the BP Oil spill. I know Barrack did not cause the spill, but he sure could have handled things a bit better after it happened!

So yeah, no offence intended, Aurora. Just an opinionated fool spouting opinions where maybe they are not warranted. :slight_smile:

At least you’re giving me that we didn’t cause it; I’ll take that first step.

If Unknown bans him, kicks him out, tars and feathers him, etc… there’s a 99% change that he’d leave NS, but first, he’d go and destroy another forum because he has absolutely nothing more to lose. That’s when people are the most dangerous, is when they are cut off from everybody.

I understand your frustration, and I do hope you’ll accept that Unknown doesn’t condone forum destruction; I think our actions after Saudi Burmia/Prussia Reborn proved that, and I do understand why people are upset, and they do have every right in the world to be so.

And please, your message has been one of the most civil and thought-out ones I’ve read; you are completely and utterly fine.


Procedo Incognita Gloria!
86 Nations Strong

Archempress: A Darker Past
Emperor: Xeno
Imperial Legion Warord: A Darker Past

Imperial Advisor: Asianatic
Arbiter of Cruor: Oliver the Undying
Director of Foreign Affairs: Common-Sense Politics
Director of Logistics: karthikking
Archbishop of Cruor: Lord Siriam Grey

Archempress A Darker Past Coronated

In an August 22 ceremony, Archemperor Savaer officially passed the crown and control of Unknown to his daughter, field marshal, and close friend A Darker Past after announcing his abdication several days earlier. Members and friends of Unknown watched with both excitement for their future and reflective respect for their storied past as Savaer’s sword, Vocus Cruor, was placed in her waiting hands.

The people of Unknown salute our outgoing leader, Savaer. His accomplishments and contributions to and for this region as well as the institution that is raiding are truly epic (in the truest sense of the word) and cannot be summed up in this short article. Therefore, we will just say thank you. Don’t worry, though; he’ll still be around…watching.

The future of our community looks bright indeed with our able new Archempress at the helm. She commands the respect of our people and we will gladly follow her day after day, through triumph and defeat, as long as she wishes it so.

Legion of Cruor Seizes Pagan, Defenders Take a Nap

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In a rather amusing set of circumstances, Xeno led Unknown’s forces into the region of Pagan. Moving in one hour after one update, the Legion sat and waited…and waited…and waited. The following update, without any resistance whatsoever, the flag of Unknown was raised in Pagan and a good laugh was had by all. It must have been $2 draft day in FRA member regions.

Incognitian Forces Depress Eutopia, Overthrow Imperial Federation

This past Saturday night, the Legion staged two raids and saw resounding success in each. Led by Archempress Dark and now-Lieutenant Common-Sense Politics, the first detatchment saw very little resistance in Eutopia when TITO forces were slow to respond.

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Later, Field Marshal Rougiers led the second to victory in Imperial Federation. Due to that pesky thing we know as variance, there were update troubles. However, as we saw in Pagan, lazy defenders made no attempt to suppress the operation and the delegacy was seized the following update. We’ve yet to hear from them…

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New Foreign Affairs Director Named

Upon reviewing the state of Unknown’s government and those charged with running it, Archempress A Darker Past called for the election of a new top diplomat. Common-Sense Politics (that’s me), a soldier in Unknown since early this past Spring, stood for the position with credentials such as serving as European Minister of Foreign Affairs and a slew of ambassadorial posts. He was named the victor a few days later, unopposed and is very happy in his new expanded role.

Uknown Enthusiastically Welcomes New Emperor

Xeno, otherwise known as Griffin Capulet, recently remarried Earth Dion (Archempress A Darker Past). Luckily for him and us, that makes him our new emperor. He’s been around Unknown for awhile however we look forward to seeing him take an expanded leadership role as he has through his participation in the Legion and find his place here. We embrace him fully and are thrilled to have him among us as we congratulate him on his new title and responsibilities.

That concludes this Incognitian Bloodletter, given this 12th of September, in the year 2010, in the service and blood of Cruor.

Do you folks not grant editing privileges?

Thanks for the update and currently we do not have ambassador masking currently. I will see what I can do after Delegate elections.

— Begin quote from ____

Thanks for the update and currently we do not have ambassador masking currently. I will see what I can do after Delegate elections.

— End quote

Alrighty. Thanks.


November 2010 issue

Summary;
Suprise regionwide BBQ at Kandarin’s place O_o…
New Constitution!
Elections.
Unknown Olympics in the Works.
Raid News.

Suprise regionwide BBQ at Kandarin’s place O_o…

A week or so ago, Rougiers and Gerzam took it upon themselves to try and overthrow Archempress A Darker Past. They found no support from anyone in the region. Annoyingly, they did have access to one thing- the founder nation. Stealing it, they sent the entire contents of Unknown to the Rejected Realms. After a brief period where we enjoyed ourselves eating grilled steak and throwing wisecracks at Rougiers, Reploid Productions stepped in and returned the founder nation to Archempress A Darker Past. Both Rougiers and Gerzam have now been banned forever.


Artists impression of Rougiers discovering Reploid Productions had saved the day.

Unknown has come out of the ordeal with newfound activity caused by people going “WTF” and checking the forums to see what the issue was, and down about 30 nations. We took advantage of the former to institute our…

New Constitution!

Unknown has enacted a new constitution, brought forward by Archempress A Darker Past. Named the “Lex Deus Cruor”, the constitution has been hailed as a masterpiece for the simplicity and logic embodied within every part of the document. Indeed, the constitution has been deemed so awesome that members took the initiative to create a Facebook page to allow members to “like” their new constitution- look up “New Incognitan Constitution” and hit the like button.


Legion soldiers and computer nerds were seen loitering outside the senate chambers, hoping to create similar pages for unsuspecting legislative amendments.

Lex Deus Cruor lights a new path for Unknown to travel- the constitution has created a proper regional government in order to keep the region running smoothly even if the raids aren’t being laid on thick.

Elections.

As Lex Deus Cruor was enacted immediately, elections were held in order to fill in the many positions of government that the constitution had created. Elections were held for the positions of President, Director of Foreign Affairs, Director of Logistics, Director of Internal Affairs and Senators. The results are shown below.

— Begin quote from ____

PRESIDENT:
CORB135 (19) 82.6%
ABSTAIN (4) 17.4%

DIRECTOR OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS:
ESOTERIC THOUGHT (20) 87%
ABSTAIN (3) 12.5%

DIRECTOR OF LOGISTICS:
ST CONSTANTINE (15) 62.5%
ABSTAIN (8) 34.8%

DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS:
PETER A GREY (4) 17.4%
ARAMOR (5) 21.2%
AVAKAEL (14) 60.9%
ABSTAIN (0) 0%

SENATORS:
ESOTERIC THOUGHT (12)
ST CONSTANTINE (6)
COMMON-SENSE POLITICS (21)
PETER A. GREY (12)
KSHRLMNT (18)
ARAMOR (15)
AVAKAEL (16)
SOUTH BOSTON IRISHMEN (9)
ABSTAIN (5)

— End quote

A tie breaker election was held between Esoteric Thought and Peter A. Gray for the final senate position which the pair drew for- the election was won decisively by Esoteric Thought.


Comrade Corb135 was demanded to take the position of President by his fellow comrades…

The new government has quickly gotten down to work, with a full restructuring of the foreign affairs department underway and the senate already having confirmed Oliver Grey as the new arbiter of Incognita (the arbiter being a judge, except called an “arbiter” and therefore an awesome judge). We wish our new government luck in their endeavours to bring order and prosperity to Unknown.

Unknown Olympics in the Works.

Unknown will play host to a new Olympic Games, coming soon! The event, brainchild of Esoteric Thought, will focus the events of art, poetry, chess, debate, poker (expected three different types), and spum count, with planning for other events in the works. A sign-up thread has been posted on the Incognita forums within the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Contestants compete for individual glory, not regional glory, so everyone is welcome to come and participate, regardless of affiliation! Clothing is optional.

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Studies show that clothing optional versions of some of these activities are uncommon on the internet.

Raid News.

The Unknown Legion has a -lot- of raid news to catch up on here.

We’ll start off with a big one- Unknown hit the Royal Federation of Nations, an ex FRA region that had an unfortunate turn of luck caused by a stray recruitment telegram from the founder. Did we care? NO! Thanks to Europeia and the NBE for helping out!
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Next on the line, we returned the favour and helped the New Britannian Empire take the Union of Spanish Nations. Awesomeness abounds.
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After this, we had a lulzy double raid. Starting out at the Atheist Alliance, we grabbed a few beers and picked up some TITO on the way. We headed over to Blazing World which updated later, updating random defenders for the hell of it. And we, the successful Unknown, helped TITY raid Blazing World and kick the native WAD out of his seat.
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With the naughty fendas out of the way having updated, we did some nice cascade work, taking Alpha Centauri.
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In our next raid, we conquered Legion of Doom (it was the one useful thing Rougiers did all month).
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And finally, for a training run, we hit Warzone Australia.
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Thats all for this update, we’ll see you next month with more thrills, spills and raided WFE screenshots.

The November 2010 Bloodletter was brought to you by the Unknown Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and was written by DoFA Avakael and Archempress A Darker Past.

Greetings! I’m Elindra, and I’ll be your new ambassador from Unknown. If there’s anything I can help you with, feel free to contact me, and I look forward to seeing you around!

Hi! We await the update!


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
DECEMBER 2010 EDITION

CONTENTS
Message from the President.
Warlord Appointment.
spumfest!
Raid News.


Message from the President.

Fellow regions!
I bring you greetings from Unknown in this month’s Bloodletter! Truly, December is the hardest month of the year in NationStates. There are finals to ace, shopping to be done, and holidays to be celebrated and because of that, many people find it hard to log on. Don’t forget to remind all of your fellow citizens that there is a world away from the world. :stuck_out_tongue: Hopefully you’ll be able to kick up your feet and relax soon enough. Truly, I hope all of you have the best of holidays

In addition to the holidays, it seems that recently the raider region “Lone Wolves United” declared war against TITO. This bears the signs of a test of not only the strength of LWU, but of raiders in general. Is this a chance for raiders to show some in purpose to defeat one of raiding’s biggest opponents? It very well may be, and only time will tell. For now Unknown supports the actions of LWU, and will be willing to back them up in their mission to defeat TITO!

With that, I bid you the warmest of wishes of the holiday season. May your days be merry and bright, or however you may very well like your days, if you like them at all.

Sincerely,

Corb135
-President of Unknown


Warlord Appointment.

In mid to late November, Archempress A Darker Past declared that she was stepping aside from her duties as Warlord of Unknown, although continuing on as the Archempress.

"Unknown is a dynamic region that has a strong history of dedication to the raider world. Lately the words ‘Warlord’ and ‘Archempress/Archemperor’ have been synonymous, but that was not always the case in the past. Many times Warlord was a title earned by raiders that had proven themselves time and time again on the battlefield and had proven their pure leadership completely to Unknown. It is a title that commands respect around the entire NationStates game, reflecting dedication, loyalty, and passion.

At the moment, my real life is pretty up in the air and I am currently dealing with a family illness IRL. With school and with…I just don’t have the energy.

Angelus Savaer has been Warlord for Unknown before. He has proven his loyalty time and time again and I have no doubts that he deserves this position and thus am naming him as Warlord.

Complexo Cruor, Unknown.
~Archempress A Darker Past".

The words of the newly reappointed Warlord Savaer have put things in perspective for what he intends to do with the Legions of Cruor.

"You have my deepest sympathies, and as I said earlier, anything I could do to help you, I would. IRL I cannot, but here, I certainly can. I certainly will.

I accept, while I wish reasons were kinder to you, I can honestly say I am gratuitous for this appointment. In what seems ages past, I held the par to Warlord for Unknown, then called Reichmarshall. It was then, when the military was my primary focus that I propelled Unknown’s army into the starts of its glory.

It will again see these fires. Soldiers of Unknown, we are a machine, we are one body. Alone we are nothing, together, we are a true Legion. This name was not chosen purely for aesthetics. It was chosen because that was the mindset that was carried.

This ******** of supra-armies and raiding for the ***** of raiding was not applicable. We raided because of what we were. We were the villains of NS, a scourge. Our purpose wasn’t to just tattoo our names onto WFE’s like some morons choose to do with the intent of doing nothing more than building up a massive raid army. I think many know what I refer to in this.

Unknown wasn’t just a raider region. We were the elite of raiders. We were the ghosts in the night, striking and vanishing while others floundered due to ineptitudes of one form or another. When others faltered, we persevered and with a vengeance.

Sweden. A Silly Place. Hong Kong. Every place that a defender made impregnable, we struck without mercy, and we won. It wasn’t by using a super army. It was because of pure ******* skill.

Soldiers of the Legion, kid gloves are off. You will become the raiders of the caliber you are supposed to be, or you will die trying. I’m done playing lenient like I used to. This army will become a nightmare on the field again. I expect flawlessness in action. One body. One soul. One Purpose. One Legion".


spumfest!

After a challenge issued by Archempress A Darker Past to have a decent number of posts in the forum this month was met with general ignorance, unruly elements of Unknown decided to have a colossal spumfest within a specially set up thread in the pub games forum. At the time of writing, 932 posts of completely pointless content have been made.

Reporters were sent to the scene of the event to describe the events as they were happening, but http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/hand_of_kaoss/NSconfed/IGD/Propaganda/DefendersinNS.jpghttp://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4811/fuuuuuu.png
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Raid News.

November was a quiet month for the Unknown; only two raids are worth mentioning. The first was when we tag teamed with the Europeian Navy and paid Hell a visit…

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The second raid was also a joint raid; we helped The New Inquisition and their allies conquer the Allied States of Euroislanders.

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Expect more casualties next month…


Thats all for this update. See you next month!
Written by Avakael (Minister of Foreign Affairs), Corb135 (President), Dream Killers (Random Awesome Dude).


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
FEBRUARY 2011 EDITION

CONTENTS
Election Update.
A Darker Past crosses over.
Savaer Rising.
Raid News.


Election Update.

The LEX DEUS CRUOR, the unbreakable law of the land, stipulates a Presidential Imperial Council to govern the Unknown Empire of Incognita. As January stalked by, so too did the second election under the LEX DEUS CRUOR.

The head of the Imperial Council, the President, was contested by KKNIGHT and ST. CONSTANTINE.

Within this council were the Directors of Internal Affairs, Logistics, and Foreign Affairs. These positions were contested by DREAM KILLERS, KSHRLMNT, and KAHLAN, respectively.

Finally, the Senators of Incognita were to be contested, with the following names on the ballot: DREAM KILLERS, JOSHUAHOOD, and KSHRLMNT.

The ballot opened on the 9th of January, with the results coming through on the 16th of January. Elected to the positions of Imperial Council were: PRESIDENT Kknight, DOIA Dream Killers, DOL Kshrlmnt, and DOFA Kahlan. Within the senate, the seats were held unanimously by Dream Killers, Joshuahood, and Kshrlmnt.

On the day of the 6th of February, the Director of Internal Affairs and 2 senate seats was subject to a by-election. Soldiers of the legion in the running for DOIA are Avakael. Meanwhile, the senate seats look to be hotly contested by Sage Naumann, St. Constantine, and Oliver the Undying. May they hold their positions with honour befitting that of the cruor.


A Darker Past crosses over.

JANUARY 30, a dark night for the UNKNOWN EMPIRE of INCOGNITA. Perhaps it was fate that a thunderstorm caressed our skies that night. For our Archempress ‘A Darker Past’ has left, split off from the form that is Earth. Dark and Earth, one in the same, however the pair could not exist in unison any longer. A crack formed between the two, where it became impossible for one to exist with the other. As the dark night rolled on, Earth emerged from what was Dark and left the throne for what seems to be forever. Her husband, Griff escorted her away from the Unknown castle as the darkness was broken by the rising moon.

Soldiers of Unknown! Know that Earth leaves with passing acknowledgement, “Family, Friends, Unknown. I’m sorry for my inability to be what I wanted to be in the beginning for you all. I apologize for my inability to do this now. But that is not what’s important here. What’s important here is how this is the rebirth of Unknown. You are active once more and you can show your strengths on the battlefield. Make the rivers run red with defender blood. Stay strong, my brothers and sisters. Remember that a unified force is stronger than any one person’s ego. I’m sorry once more. –Dark”.

Know that gratitude shall be shown for the one that had led us in the wake of Savaer’s abdication. Know that the passing of Dark speaketh not the end - for Savaer rises once more. It is true my brothers and sisters of INCOGNITA, Savaer has returned to fill the void that has been left by our beloved Archempress’ departure. A Darker Past may pass beyond us, but UNKNOWN strides forward - what is lost becomes our fortitude.

To our friends, foes, and competitors: the UNKNOWN EMPIRE of INCOGNITA has suffered a great loss, but has lost naught in our strength.

  • Kahlan Dion

Savaer Rising.

And now, Savaer speaks exclusively about his second coming:

I’d known it was coming for a bit before it happened. I knew that living a double existence can be, and often is a strain on a person, I knew the job I’d left for Dark was one that… chewed up people and spat them out. In good times, being Archemperor was a selfgratifying job. Others, when a member of the region performed an act of significant damage that caused outcry, the backlash was horrendous.

Thing about it all… I never doubted Dark’s potential as a leader, and I still don’t. My restoration to the throne… It was an odd feeling when I finally read the piece that marked the end. A mixture. It felt as if it were surreal, a bad dream floating in air. I was feeling a terrible loss - like her when I had announced my retirement. I wasn’t losing a soldier. I wasn’t losing another kid… I was losing a friend. Were it not that Earth still exists in this game, it would have honestly become a hollow shell.

On the other hand… I was also ready. When I’d chosen my path of retirement, and the necessity of abdication, I was lost. I had no ambition. I’d come to hate much of the game, the amount of work that had to be put in that seemed needless at the time. When I was ascended by the laws set into Lex Deus Cruor by Dark, I felt a new vigor. My return during Rougiers’ treacherous attack on Unknown fueled a new fire. A new rage. There was a concrete ‘enemy’ again. Many who have dealt with me know that I can rarely function as effectively without some form of a clear-cut enemy, something to keep the furnace burning.

That rage distilled, and became a focus. One I needed to begin anew as Archemperor. A new drive, a new focus, and now, having had time to rest my weariness, it has felt as if I were reborn. Reborn in spirit, but also in faith for my region.

My departure was also a mark in a low-point for Unknown. Fact is, we were dying. Forum activity had gone to nothing, raids weren’t happening at all. I simply could not muster the energy to even scout. My frustrations at people in Unknown for not doing anything had struck high notes.

My return… I came back to see my home alive. I can never ever express my gratitude for Dark for reviving this great region. She may never admit it, but she saved Unknown in more ways than just getting that founder nation back. She gave it a new life. She did what I failed to do. Had I on occassion wished I had not abdicated? Yes. But it was that I missed the station, the work, as in my then reduced role, I found myself often bored.

So thus, I will endeavor to ensure her work, her strife, was not in vain. Blood shall fill the rivers, bodies shall line the streets of the founderless. New blood joins the Legion, people have become active. This is good. This is right.

Her memory will live on, in the hearts and minds of the citizens and soldiers of Unknown. She will continue to be a beacon for us, a beacon for all of raiderkind, and Cruor damn any son of a bitch that gets in our way. Kid gloves are off, NS. The beast is back.


Raid News.

The last few months have seen some very interesting raids indeed. We started with some literary fun:

A limerick for Awesomesauce…
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The region of Galts Gulch…
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And Utopia, which gave us the chance to pull out http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15395 http://xkcd.com/788/.
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We raided The Imperium…
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Had some fun in a game-created region, Discordia…
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And topped it all off with a trip to Islandia, whose founder had left the region to join TITO.
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He was understandably ticked off when he found out about it, and kicked out both us and most of the natives.
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We later found out exactly how much he cared for the regions he defends, which amused us greatly.
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This brings our raid count to an impressive 97!


Thats all for this update. See you next month!
Kahlan Dion-Capulet
Elindra Kshrlmnt Dion Diablessa
Heras Savaer


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
APRIL 2011 EDITION

CONTENTS
Presidents Address.
Election and Bi-Election results.
Dream Killers.
Raid News.


Presidents Address.

Well, It’s been 2 months or so since we last made an update, so it’s probably time we did one. Good evening, I am Avakael and I’ll be your “friendly” local Unknown President for the next month and a bit til we have another election. Unknown’s been annoyingly quiet for the last few months, so my number one priority is to build up activity on the forums via recruitment, retention etc, you chaps and chapettes should know how that goes by now. Hopefully, we’ll have a good term, and I’ll know I’ve been successful if I have to fight hard to be elected for a second one. Sit down, turn on the real computer that I know you should all possess if you’ve found this game, have a glass of something tasty and enjoy this edition of the Unknown Bloodletter.


Artists rendition of you taking our advice…


Election and Bi-Election results.

Back on the 15th of March, we had general elections for all electable positions. As it stands, we only had one candinate for every position, except for the senate, where we had one more hand up to run for senator than we had senate positions. In any case, here are the winners;

President: Kknight
Minister of Logistics: Kshrlmnt
Minister of Internal Affairs: An572
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Kahlan
Senators: Kshrlmnt, Defenestrated, Chaosbird, Exitium Vitae, Vladimir Olevsky.


Nobody really cared that much anyway.

After a week, President Kknight and Senator Vladimir Olevsky resigned in their own methods (converting to defending counts as a big fat leaving notice in our book). Once again, only one person ran for each position, and to save time Archemperor Savaer chose to waive the election and appoint Avakael as President, and Karmaimps as Senator.


Dream Killers.

This is a message your sisters of the Cruor.

It is a cold, cold, dark night. The Dark Knight was out chasing images of bats across the skyline. Robin was slacking. Me? I’m here, I’m right here. Where you should be. Should be? But not anymore. You jumped, you took things, you tore the ties that bind you to the Cruor. Dream Killers, you have killed your binds, and you have stabbed your brother’s and sister’s as deeply as you can.

Unknown’s siege of Land of the Muse brought tragedy as well as triumph when our Crown Prince, Dream Killers, defected to the enemy, bringing with him a number of classified materials from both us and our allies. The fall of this shining star brought troubled days to Unknown as we struggled to comprehend the betrayal of a friend, brother, and leader. But Unknown and its allies are stronger than the treason of one man.

The traitor Dream Killers has been executed, and we are all the mightier for our new purity of purpose and devotion.


Raid News.
We in Unknown have been keeping quite busy, starting off with some smaller raids:
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Then we decided to try something new: turning the TITO defender Improving Wordiness into a raider. We started with a region whose delegate had been in place for ages:

We jumped into the region normally and waited for Wordy. When she came, as quickly as usual:
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And more raids:
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We also worked with other regions for some sweet victories:
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We raided a would-be raiding region to show them how to do it:
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And on top of it all, we stole Unibot’s region, Dharma, on a refound:
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We had several promotions as well:
Sturmatrona to Private
Joshuahood to Sergeant
Defenestrated to Lieutenant
Avakael to Lieutenant
Kshrlmnt to Captain


Thats all for this update. See you next month!
By Avakael, Kahlan, Elindra

You are invited to…

The Blood Ball
From May 1 to May 7, Unknown will host the Blood Ball, a time of music, dancing, feasting, and more. Put on your best suits and gowns and come to Unknown’s forums ready to enjoy yourself.

A chance to try raiding
On Sunday, May 1, from 4am to 6am GMT (approximately), Unknown will host a practice raid to show you the basics of what we do. To participate, have a nation in the World Assembly and contact NationStates | The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt. If you’d like to participate but can’t make the time, say so and we’ll see what we can work out.

Raidathon
From May 8 to May 14, Unknown will host a Raidathon. Teams of 2-4 raiders will work together to win fabulous and mysterious prizes; points will be awarded based on the size and number of regions taken. Signups and rules will be available on Unknown’s forums the preceding week.


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
OCTOBER 2011 EDITION

CONTENTS
INTERVENTION
Government Thingies
The Proletariat Coalition
Raid News.


INTERVENTION.

Ladies and gentlemen, the dreaded foreign newsletter has rampaged through the halls of the Unknown Executive. It has defeated no less than 3 Ministers of Foreign Affairs in a row who have sought to bring it under control, and foreign affairs has stagnated. I, Avakael, am leading an emergency taskforce to destroy this monster once and for all! Or at least until November. Anyway, enjoy.


Government Thingies.

Obviously a lot has happened since we last sent you an update. It would be too difficult to list all the government’s we’ve had since we last sent an update, so here’s what we have now.

Archemperor: Savaer
Regent: Elindra
Warlord: Elindra

The Voice: Kknight
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Chaosbird
Minister of Logistics: Ahvrin
Minister of Internal Affairs: Joshuahood
High Archbishop: Sirrisea

Constitutional reforms have created a new legislative body, the House of Commons–open to all active citizens! The upper legislative council, the House of Cruor, is composed of the various elected ministers. We hope these groups can do great things for Unknown this term.


The Proletariat Coalition

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In the event that you’ve been living underneath a rock, up a tree, in a cardboard box (reference 100% intentional) or are otherwise pre-disposed against being up to date on things (read: Hipster), I’d like to announce to you that just after midnight on September 17, the Unknown Legion concluded a long standing raider hoodoo by finally seizing control of The Proletariat Coalition using an undercover point. The operation, lead by Warlord and Regent Elindra Kshrlmnt, was a 10 month undercover job, during which the Warlord posted mind boggling amounts of poetry on the RMB and was forced to bluff her way out of a failed attempt on the region some months beforehand.

Raiders from far and wide have aided in holding the region for the last three weeks, against at least two different liberation attempts. One of these has been acknowledged as the largest single defender operation since the liberation of Feudal Japan. Names we have not seen for a very long time have appeared again- The DEN Army and Meridianland being two prime examples. We hope this heralds a new age for raiding, inspirational rubbish, etc. After we’ve wrapped up here, keep an eye out for more raids from Unknown!


Raid News.

Hasn’t been too many raids over the last few months, but here’s some “holiday snaps” nevertheless.

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(followed by…)

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Thats all for this update. See you next month!
By Avakael, Elindra and Savaer.


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
NOVEMBER 2011 EDITION

CONTENTS
The Condemnation Is Gone!
A Leadership Change.
Democracy Is Dead, And Other Government Announcements.
Raid News.


The Condemnation Is Gone!

The now ex delegate of St Abbaddon, Topid, http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=146200 to repeal Condemn Unknown. Despite opposition from regions such as Yggdrasil and 10000 Islands, the proposal passed cleanly with a huge margin. We thank all those who voted in favour of this proposal, and all those who have stood by Unknown all this time despite the condemnation.

Repeal “Condemn Unknown” was passed 7,794 votes to 1,851.

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(YEEEAAAAAAH)

Rejoice!


A Leadership Change.

On the evening of Sunday, October 30th 2011, Archemperor Heras Savaer Dion formally submitted his resignation as Archemperor of Unknown, with the intention of leaving NationStates for good. The full resignation can be found within the Dion Broadcasting Corporation forum on Unknown’s boards, http://s9.zetaboards.com/unknownregion/topic/7310889/ (the post is readable by guests).

In his place, the new leader of Unknown is Archempress Elindra Kshrlmnt Dion Diablessa.


Democracy Is Dead, And Other Government Announcements.

Quote our new Archempress of Unknown, Elindra Kshrlmnt Dion Diablessa;
However. While I recognize that some portions of government positions cannot be executed without communal participation, there has been a decided shortage of actual work done in this government–a bit of recruitment and little more. And the major piece, the Bloodletter, was done without the involvement of any elected officials.

I realize this is a busy time of year for many. But seriously? I’m going to consider [suspending elected officials]–and you’re free to voice your opinion–but even assuming no suspensions and no government changes, elections will be in a week and at a guess, nobody is eligible to run because of postcount and recruitment requirements.

If you want to be eligible, start working. Now. You don’t agree that the government should be appointed? Back. It. Up.

Unfortunately, while recruitment has picked up, it was not picked up by the government itself.

Right. This last term we had a rum total of one minister meet the recruitment requirements of his position, and very little activity from most ministers. Long story short, there will be no elections this term because there’s nobody to run. So until further notice, positions will be by appointment by the Archempress based on recruitment, activity, aptitude, and initiative. If a position is vacant, its functions will be filled by the Archempress.

This measure will probably extend beyond just this term, but once activity is high enough to support elections should no longer be necessary. Laws in LDC respecting elected positions will remain in place, and those changed by this ruling will regain their function when appointment is no longer necessary.

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(Lets be honest, even democracy was evil here)

Also, we lied and there are no other government announcements in this article.


Raid News.

We haven’t actually done any raids since The Proletariat Coalition as things have been very messy internally. Some people have claimed that we were involved in one of the new feeders (can’t remember which one) on the side of the FRA; this is a flat out lie, and we are aware of who started the rumor. Expect something by next month, though!


Thats all for this update. See you next month!
Written by Avakael and Elindra.


THE UNKNOWN BLOODLETTER
January 2012

CONTENTS
Address from the Archempress
Cultural Events
Treaties
Christmas Carols in Unknown
ATTENTION
Raid News


Address from the Archempress
Right! Speech thingy. That thing leaders are supposed to do when they’re not smoothing egos or beating up puppies. Or eating chocolate. Except I bet you could eat chocolate and give a speech at the same time, especially if your speech is typed. scromph

This is the part where I tell you how awesome Unknown is, and how you should totally come say hi. Which you should. Where else can you sing parodies of “Jingle Bells” while getting drunk in the tavern, or attend a Founder’s Day Ball where you’re supposed to come armed? It’s one of the things I love about Unknown–we range from zany to fully insane, and it’s -fun-. And we kick derriere, too–it’s our business. Impossible not to like that.

Part of being a region, though, means low points to balance the high–it’s what makes the region meaningful, that nothing is one-sided. All Unknown was sorry to see Savaer leave a few months back–and yet it only strengthened our resolve to grow, to be an Unknown he’d be proud of. And through difficult times with our treaties and former allies, we were glad to see the support of our true friends, and even move to collaborate with new regions.

For a region with such a high population of the undead, Unknown is alive and well, and it delights me to say so.

Elindra Kshrlmnt Dion Diablessa
Archempress of Unknown


Cultural Events

Unknown has adopted two new aspects to our culture.

Weekly Competitions: A slow start, but the Minister of Internal Affairs is hosting a competition every week in hopes of raising activity. Competitions range from Make your own LOLcat, poetry, and many more. Check them out!!

94 Block was elected the first official Unknown Barkeep. We congratulate him and wish him luck in keeping the soldiers well “watered.”


Unknown has several exciting events coming up: the Olympics and the Founder’s Day Ball.

The Olympics will be held in several regions, including Unknown and Equilism, and will include games such as Truth or Dare and Olympic-style competitions based on WA rankings. Opening ceremonies will be held in Unknown on January eight.

The Founder’s Day Ball will begin on the holiday of the same name, on January 12. Dress in style, be ready to dance, and bring your weapons.


Treaties
Unknown has canceled its treaty with Europiea. After much deliberation, the two regions could not find an equal or pleasing solution to problems with the old treaty. Unknown is sorry that the regions could not compromise.

Unknown has also entered a treaty with the region of Equilism including military, intelligence, and cultural aspects; and a similar treaty with The Imperial Legion.


ATTENTION

All allies and friends are called in hast!! A zombie squirrel has been let loose on Unknown’s http://s9.zetaboards.com/unknownregion/topic/7320580/1/#new. We ask that you come quickly to help us re-kill this creature!!!


Christmas Carols in Unknown

Archempress Elindra felt the Christmas Spirit this year and made a very special jingle for raiders and defenders alike!!

"Dashing through update
With a dirty pu-uppet
By the times we go
Skimming re-egions
Fendas strain their eyes
Looking for our strike
What fun it is to drink hic and sing
A raiding song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away

A day or two ago
I thought I’d plan a raid
And soon bloodthirsty friends
Were raiding by my side
The targ’t was sweet and fat
Misfortune seemed its lot
We jumped into their peaceful town
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away

Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away
Oh, jingle bells, TITO smells
Grubby had a cow
The FRA lost its teeth
And Uni ran away"

Unknown citizens voted to share this with all of our allies. Hope you enjoyed it.


Raid News.

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Unknown wanted to share Christmas spirit with others in this raid with a nice carol


And a Christmas present for Stargate. A raid!!


Thats all for this update. See you next month!
Written by: Kknight and Elindra

The Final Days of Charn

Charn, the city that ruled a world, the city of great palaces and temples, busy and alive, fierce and strong–now embroiled in a civil war between two sisters.

You are invited to the grand ball, thrown by the elder sister Jadis for her loyal supporters. Enter the courtyard and introduce yourself; dance down the Hall of Statues; feast in the Banquet Hall. Merriment will not last forever.

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Unknown Founder’s Day Ball 2012
Celebrating three years of Unknown