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An intern in a dark-green off-the-shelf supermarket suit and tie walks onto the screen. He looks particularly dishevelled this year. It’s almost as if the lighting and production is set up to emphasise that he is absolutely one hundred percent not wearing face paint. He begins to speak in his trademarked (not a metaphor) nasal monotone.
“Hello Urth! We are very so glad to be speaking finally to you! We send thank you every for show incredible incredible! Nakhas Tsirun Aduraszna President is ask me to send message positive on beauty of save planet by recycle! People all at here and at not here can improve environment with act simple of:” (In anticipation of his incredible incredible joke, the intern leans in towards the camera. He is no longer in focus.) “Repeating Plastic!” (He holds for laughter. There is none.) “Blessings all to everybody, and congratulation on neighbours friendly Nystatiszna!”
