Ways to save your money in Grayson

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Radio Ad #1

Tax Troubles at home? A spouce divorcing you and wants all your money? Extra cash laying around you want to keep away from official scrutiny? Then the St. Georges Bank is the one for you! Transfer the money you wish to keep out of view to one of our secret, numbered accounts today! Now paying 3.35% interest!

St. Georges Bank. Where its not laundering if no detergent is involved!

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Radio Ad #2

Tired of paying high wages to crewmen? Having troubles with those pesky shipping regulations at home? The come to St. Georges Bank! We can arrange for your merchant fleet to be registered as an F.O.V., Foreign Owned Vessal, in the Grayson Islands owing to new regulations enacted by the Trade Ministry. For a nominal fee plus Trade Ministry Registration costs, we can legally register your ships here in Grayson, with our much more liberal Tax laws, less stringent Union regulations, and less stringent shipping regulations. Fly the F.O.V. Red Ensign and watch your bottom line grow!

St. Georges Bank. If it wasn’t convenient, they wouldn’t be called “Flags of Convenience”!

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Sharon Cheralyke, the junior assistant manager for new accounts, and the person assigned responsibility for the Flags of Convenience programme at the Maxwell branch of the St. Georges Bank, sat disconsotately at her desk.

She had planned out and executed a region-wide media blitz to promote the programme, offered free coffee beakers for each ship signed up, 2 free day passes to the BizWorld© theme park for every 25 vessals a company enrolled…

…and still she sat at her desk without a single enquiry. If she didn’t get some response soon, the senior managers would demote her to file clrk, or even teller!

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Becoming even more disconsolate, desperate even, at the lack of responce to the flags of convenience program, Sharon Cheralyke decided to up the free giveaways. Now, in addition to a free coffee beaker for each ship registered, a free t-shirt would be given away as well.

A 100% cotton t-shirt.

In your choice of colours.

With a custom design, even!