Woover2024 (a totally legitimate campaign)

The Conclave Delegate Election
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Wazzup Beijing,

For the giggles, I have decided to run for the office of delegate. Now originally, I was gonna just have my campaign be Green Eggs and Ham, but instead I’m going to make outlandish promises I can never fulfil:

If you elect me I will:

  1. Drain the swamp,
  2. Declare war on all our enemies
  3. Cut fanum Tax by 69%
  4. Introduce the Draft
  5. Make raiding mandatory
  6. Institute a Wooverist Republic
  7. Paint the grass red
  8. Send Shadow to the Shadow Realm
  9. Make Alger Honourary President for Life
  10. Cause several diplomatic crisis
  11. Pardon FEDELE
  12. I will personally see that Fendas are destroyed RAAAAAAH
  13. Inflation? Yea, that
  14. I will give every TEPer 12 billion (Zimbabwe) Dollars
  15. I will abolish the WA
  16. I will abolish Max Barry
  17. I will abolish the Magisterium
  18. I will replace the Magisterium will a singing goat called Karl
  19. Skip this one
  20. And finally, I will make TEP gayer again.

Glory to the Democratic People’s Republic of the East Pacific! Hail Fedele!

Edit: I have suspended my campaign! Vote for Im Dead!