Announcements of the Provost

Notice of Suspension

Pursuant to § 5.10.1 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magisters have been suspended:

  • Acronis
  • Lime30000
  • Lointland
  • McStooley
  • Tommo

Additionally, pursuant to § 5.11.1 of the aforementioned, the following Magisters have been unsuspended:

  • Art/Sokala
  • Marrabuk

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Provost AC

Corrected to reflect Arleat’s LOA.

Notice of Unsuspension

Pursuant to § 5.11.1 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magisters have been unsuspended:

  • Lime30000
  • McStooley

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Provost AC

Notice of Unsuspension

Pursuant to § 5.11.1 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magister has been unsuspended (retroactive to 2025-09-21T00:20:00Z):

  • Tommo

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Provost AC

Announcement from the Office of the Provost

Provost AC’s Inaugural Address III

My fellow Magisters,

Six seven.

(insert Seinfeld laugh track)

Anyhow, I consider myself blessed to be standing before you all here today as your newly-reelected Provost of the 67th Magisterium, a testament to our region’s continued survival and function. Unlike a certain legislative body in the alleged leader of the free world, our Government does not shut down. We do not do recesses. We don’t do breaks. We never even leave the legislative chamber. We were “Government Efficiency” before it was cool. And if some folks don’t like it, I don’t care. We are the Magisterium. We are the sigma, and we alone are the Honored Ones.

I would first like to congratulate my opponents on another wonderful season of excellent campaigning.

(One of the Provost’s advisors pulls him aside.) …wait, there were no opponents? Damn.

…WELL! In that case, I would like to express my gratitude to this fair Magisterium for bestowing your trust in me for another 3 long, probably stressful, and surprisingly fun months. When I decided back in January that I was going to run for Provost, I thought I was going to go 2 terms, max. 2 terms has turned into 3, and I am slowly becoming a workhorse unseen since the days of Gerrit Cole, Cam Schlittler, and, of course, Haru Urara. Though, maybe I’d be better described as a bit of an ass* - far too stubborn to let go. However, in a time where we’re just weeks away from a Delegate transition, I find it appropriate that somebody should stick around to make things easier on all of us. In this case, it’ll be me. And the Deputies. And literally everyone else.

We ended the 66th Magisterium with stellar recruitment rates, newfound interest amongst the citizenship, generally okay activity levels, and much higher morale than we came into that session with. We can all breathe and be friends again. It’s a wonderful sight, is it not? We look now to a new future - a new Delegacy, a new agenda, and new and continuing recruitment efforts from the Office of the Provost. The only thing that hasn’t changed? The Office of the Provost itself, which - except for one addition, listed below - will be remaining the same going into term number three.

At this time, I offer no further comments, and as usual will answer any questions where they arise.

Let us continue to move forth with our heads high, our goals at the forefront of our minds, our friends close, and our money closer.

Ex Oriente Lux
Provost AC of the 67th Magisterium

* donkey


The Office of the Provost has made the following roster moves:

Called up Cretox to serve in the role of Deputy Provost. Congratulations, sir. Your addition to this Office has been anxiously anticipated by your colleagues.

Remaining as Deputy Provosts will be Ernest Drake, Ladonatalacton and Lucklife. Your continued presence and dedication to this Magisterium is appreciated, and I am eternally indebted to you all for your service.


Notice of Suspension

Pursuant to § 5.10.1 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magisters have been suspended:

  • Atrocha
  • Estande
  • Marrabuk
  • Volinovia

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Provost AC

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The Office of the Provost has made the following roster moves:

  • Traded A mean old man to the Delegacy for American-Cascadia.

Until just 45 minutes ago, AMOM was this body’s longest consecutively serving Magister, having not left this very chamber since January 22nd, 2020 - before the COVID lockdowns, believe it or not…!

During this latest of his stints as a Magister, AMOM was a cornerstone of this legislative body. As Provost, he oversaw a record-high membership count of 35 during the 46th Magisterium in mid-2020. He has also been significantly involved in recent legislative overhauls dating back to early this year. His accomplishments during this era (let alone all the others) are plentiful, and the Office of the Provost cannot thank him enough for these last 5.75 years of service.

American-Cascadia returns to this Magisterium a successful Delegate, having spent a year in the Delegacy. He made us laugh, he made us cry, he made this body pop a blood vessel or two, and he kept The East Pacific out of trouble. The Office of the Provost commends him on a job well done and welcomes him back into this chamber with open arms.

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Provost AC

Notices of Removal and Unsuspension

Pursuant to § 5.12.2 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magister has been removed due to lack of valid citizenship:

  • Sour Kingland

Additionally, pursuant to § 5.11.1 of the aforementioned, the following Magister has been unsuspended:

  • Estande

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Provost AC

Notice of Removal

Pursuant to § 5.12.2 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magister has been removed due to lack of resident nation:

  • Lointland

Additionally, the Magisterium has traded Asendavia to the Conclave for cash considerations. Congratulations to Asendavia.

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Provost AC

The Office of the Provost has made the following roster moves:

Granted Deputy Provost Ernest Drake his unconditional release.


NOTICE | The below statement was retracted by the Office of the Provost on 2025-12-20T18:00:00Z. It will remain accessible for posterity, and its contents should not be interpreted as endorsed by this Office, the Government of the East Pacific, or any parties related thereto.

Retracted Statement on Ernest Drake | November 15th, 2025

The Office of the Provost was last night informed by Ernest Drake of his resignation as Deputy Provost. Ernie (as he is affectionately known by myself and others) has been a very productive member of The East Pacific’s government to date, and he cited the move, in part, as one which allows him to focus more on his other duties to this region. While we’re sad to see him go, we’re pleased with his work ethic both in and outside of the Office of the Provost. We are glad that he will be remaining a Magister and an integral part of our region nevertheless.

This Office thanks Ernest Drake for his 2 months of service as Deputy Provost and we wish him well in his future endeavors.

Notice of Removal

Pursuant to § 5.12.2 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magister has been removed due to lack of valid citizenship:

  • Belrille

Additionally, per § 5.10 of the aforementioned, the following Magisters have been removed by a vote of their peers:

  • Atrocha
  • Marrabuk
  • Volinovia*

* Now banned from The East Pacific per administrative action.

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Provost AC

Notice of Removal

Pursuant to § 5.12.2 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magister has been removed due to lack of valid citizenship:

  • Ernest Drake

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Provost AC

The Office of the Provost today retracted that statement on Ernest Drake which was published November 15th of this year (U.S. Eastern Standard Time) in light of recent foreign affairs developments. Due to the nature of these developments, the Office will not comment further.