Announcement from the Office of the Provost
Provost AC’s Inaugural Address III
My fellow Magisters,
Six seven.
(insert Seinfeld laugh track)
Anyhow, I consider myself blessed to be standing before you all here today as your newly-reelected Provost of the 67th Magisterium, a testament to our region’s continued survival and function. Unlike a certain legislative body in the alleged leader of the free world, our Government does not shut down. We do not do recesses. We don’t do breaks. We never even leave the legislative chamber. We were “Government Efficiency” before it was cool. And if some folks don’t like it, I don’t care. We are the Magisterium. We are the sigma, and we alone are the Honored Ones.
I would first like to congratulate my opponents on another wonderful season of excellent campaigning.
(One of the Provost’s advisors pulls him aside.) …wait, there were no opponents? Damn.
…WELL! In that case, I would like to express my gratitude to this fair Magisterium for bestowing your trust in me for another 3 long, probably stressful, and surprisingly fun months. When I decided back in January that I was going to run for Provost, I thought I was going to go 2 terms, max. 2 terms has turned into 3, and I am slowly becoming a workhorse unseen since the days of Gerrit Cole, Cam Schlittler, and, of course, Haru Urara. Though, maybe I’d be better described as a bit of an ass* - far too stubborn to let go. However, in a time where we’re just weeks away from a Delegate transition, I find it appropriate that somebody should stick around to make things easier on all of us. In this case, it’ll be me. And the Deputies. And literally everyone else.
We ended the 66th Magisterium with stellar recruitment rates, newfound interest amongst the citizenship, generally okay activity levels, and much higher morale than we came into that session with. We can all breathe and be friends again. It’s a wonderful sight, is it not? We look now to a new future - a new Delegacy, a new agenda, and new and continuing recruitment efforts from the Office of the Provost. The only thing that hasn’t changed? The Office of the Provost itself, which - except for one addition, listed below - will be remaining the same going into term number three.
At this time, I offer no further comments, and as usual will answer any questions where they arise.
Let us continue to move forth with our heads high, our goals at the forefront of our minds, our friends close, and our money closer.
Ex Oriente Lux
Provost AC of the 67th Magisterium
* donkey
The Office of the Provost has made the following roster moves:
Called up Cretox to serve in the role of Deputy Provost. Congratulations, sir. Your addition to this Office has been anxiously anticipated by your colleagues.
Remaining as Deputy Provosts will be Ernest Drake, Ladonatalacton and Lucklife. Your continued presence and dedication to this Magisterium is appreciated, and I am eternally indebted to you all for your service.
Notice of Suspension
Pursuant to § 5.10.1 of the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, the following Magisters have been suspended:
- Atrocha
- Estande
- Marrabuk
- Volinovia
Ex Oriente Lux
Provost AC