Todays Headline from BLCTV News…
East Dannistrian state elections result in Conservative majority.
Chinese Premier Wen Jia Bao visits Bai Lung to pay last respects for the Great Eternal Leader.
This is BLCTV News…
Good evening, I’m Kim Lái Wáng. The East Dannistrian Conservatives have taken the country by storm as they win an overall majority in the state Parliamentary elections, which was held last week. The former…
The picture is suddenly cuts off and is replaced with static accompanied by sounds of pop, hisses, crackles and clicks. A well dressed man (behind a blue background) suddenly shows up.
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG, DO NOT PANIC! THIS CHANNEL IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED NULL AND VOID! THE NATIONALISTS HAVE OVER THROWN THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT! I REPEAT, THE NATIONALISTS HAVE OTHER THROWN THE GOVERNMENT! WE ARE IN CHARGE OF THE NATION! PLEASE LISTEN TO US! WE URGE ALL CITIZENS WHETHER MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD, TO TEAR DOWN ALL POSTERS OF THE NOW-DEFUNCT CHEN JONG SUN AND BRING DOWN THOSE VILE STATUES OF HIM! I ENCOURAGE ALL CITIZEN TO BURN THE POSTERS IN PUBLIC! IGNORE THE CURFEWS IMPOSED BY THE FORMER GOVERNMENT! DISOBEY THEM AT ALL COST! EVERY WORD WHICH POURS OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS ARE DISGUSTING FABRICATIONS! THESE CLAIMS ARE PART OF AN EVIL PROPAGANDA AGAINST THE HONEST LAW ABIDING CITIZEN BY AN UNJUST GOVERNMENT! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAIL LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TVRBL
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWNG CHANGES! THE DENDRITE IS NOT TO BE USED, THE NEW CURRENCY IS THE DOLLAR EFFECTIVE AS OF TODAY! THE CAPITAL NOW SING REN, DO NOT ASSUME THAT PYONGJING IS CAPITAL, IT IS NOT! THE ANTHEM IS NOW THE TAIWANESE ANTHEM! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE DISSIDENT XU LIN WEI HAS BEEN FOUND AND EXECUTED BY OUR PEOPLE!
The masked man holds a bloody, severed head of Xu.
THIS IS THE SEVERED HEAD OF TREACHEROUS AND [POLITICAL] DISSIDENT GENERAL XU LIN WEI! WE ASK KOFI ANNAN* NOT TO NEGOTIATE WITH US! WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH ANYONE! IF ANY DANNISTRIAN DIPLOMAT SETS FOOT IN OUR RIGHTEOUS LAND, WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COMMENCE BOMBARDMENT OF ALL MAJOR DANNISTRIAN CITIES WITH OUR MISSILES! I REPEAT, DO NOT SET FOOT HERE! ALL CHINESE DIPLOMATS ARE TO BE SENT BACK AND NEVER TO RETURN! THIS SEVERED HEAD IS A TASTE OF WHAT IS TO COME! ONE FINAL WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE COMMIES, THEY CLAIM THAT THEY ARE STILL THE LEGITIMITE RULERS! THESE ARE DISGUSTING FABRICATIONS! THEY ARE OFFICIALLY NULL AND VOID! BURN ALL COMMIE STATUES AND POSTERS, CITIZENS! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
OOC Notes:
*Kofi Annan is just a derogatory nickname for Dannistrian PM P’aanil F’orrlason-Smith who resembles the former UN general.
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ISLAND IS NOW IN THE COMPLETE HANDS OF THE NATIONALISTS! ALL COMMIES AND CHENITES HAVE BEEN OUSTED AND OR HAVE BEEN EXECUTED BY THE NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICE! IF YOU SUSPECT ANYONE WHO MAY BE A COMMIE, PLEASE DO NOT HESISTATE SPEAKING TO THE NEAREST AUTHORITIES! IT IS OFFICIAL: THE COMMUNIST REGIME IS NOW DECEASED FOR GOOD! IN OTHER NEWS, WE ARE UNIMPRESSED WITH DANNISTAAN’S PROPOSALS TO WITHDRAW TROOPS FROM THEIR CLAIMED TERRORITY OF TYRSIS IN HOPES TO EASE THE SITUATION! WE ALSO ASK KOFI ANNAN TO HAND OVER THE TREACHEROUS GENERAL LIN BAO OR ELSE FACE BOMBARDMENT OF ALL DANNISTRIAN CITIES WITH OUR BOMBS AND MISSILES! MR ANNAN, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE DAY TO HAND OVER THE TREACHEROUS GENERAL! NO NEGOTIATIONS! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE GIVE THE FOLLOWING NEWS! SOME RESIDENTS MAY HAVE PICKED UP AN ILLEGAL BROADCAST FROM AN INDIVIDUAL WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE DISSIDENT GENERAL XU LIN WEI! PLEASE, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM! HE IS COMMIE IMPOSTER! THE REAL XU LIN WEI HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND EXECUTED BY US SINCE WEDNESDAY! THE RADIO BROADCAST IS A PHONY! WE WILL ENSURE THAT THE IMPOSTER WILL BE HUNTED DOWN BY OUR AGENTS! ANYONE WHO MAKES ILLEGAL RADIO BROADCASTS WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY AS SHOWN IN THIS CLIP!
ANYONE WHO HANGS PDRW BANNERS WILL BE EXECUTED! WE CALL FOR ALL CITIZENS TO KNOCK DOWN ALL CHEN STATUES AT ALL COSTS! WE MUST RID OF THIS EVIL MAN! HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OVER 300 MILLION DEATHS DURING HIS 44 YEAR TENURE! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS KIND OF GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW?!? WE WOULD LIKE TO INFORM THE DANNISTRIAN GOVERNMENT THAT THE DEADLINE WE PROPOSED [FOR GENERAL LIN’S CAPTURE] HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO 2 DAYS!!! YOU HAVE TIL SUNDAY TO HAND OVER A WAR CRIMINAL AND A DESERTER! HE IS A VERY DANGEROUS MAN AND MUST NOT BE APPROACHED AT ALL! REMEMBER, THE SOONER WE HAVE HIM IN CUSTODY, THE BETTER! FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THESE PROPOSALS RESULTS IN SEVERE PUNISHMENT! YOUR CITIES WILL BE BOMBED TO PIECES, MR ANNAN! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! GOVERNMENT OF THE MINOR NATION OF DANNISTAAN! WHY ARE YOU NOT HANDING OVER THE TREACHEROUS GENERAL LIN BAO! HE IS A DANGEROUS MAN! HE WAS THE ONE WHO PLANNED THE 2002 PORT SUNG MASSACRE! HERE’S THE STORY AS IT FOLLOWS: A GROUP OF ARMED TERRORISTS STORMED INTO A LOCAL COMMUNITY AND UNLOADED THEIR GUNS THERE! IT WAS NOT GANG MOTIVATED! IT WAS GOVERNMENT MOTIVATED AND WE HAVE EVIDENCE! HAND OVER THAT DISSIDENT BY 5.30PM TODAY OTHERWISE, WE WILL COMMENCE BOMBARDMENT OF ALL DANNISTRIAN CITIES! NO NEGOTIATIONS! MAY WE ALSO REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE NUKES SO EXPECT A NUCLEAR WINTER THIS YEAR! HAND OVER LIN BAO, NO NEGOTIATIONS! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE FOLLOWING NEWS! GOVERNMENT OF THE MINOR NATION OF DANNISTAAN, WE HAVE GIVEN YOU A DEADLINE WHICH IS TO HAND OVER THE POLITICAL DISSIDENT GENERAL LIN BAO! YOU DID NOT FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS SO YOU HAVE PAID THE PRICE FOR!!! THERE WILL BE MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!! YOU WILL SEE MORE CARNAGE IF YOU CONTINUE TO IGNORE US! THE PEOPLE UP TOP WOULD LIKE TO OFFER A CONDITIONAL CEASE FIRE! WE WILL STOP THE BOMBINGS NOT ONLY YOU HAND IN LIN BAO, YOU ALSO HAND IN 5 KEY OFFICERS WHO WERE INVOLVED IN THE 1985 GASSING OF WU ER BI! FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THESE PROPOSAL WILL RESULT IN YOUR ISLAND BEING BOMBED ON A DAILY BASIS! WE WOULD ALSO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE ACCESS TO A NUCLEAR MISSILE! WE WILL LAUNCH IT IF YOU INTEND TO CARPET BOMB US! NO NEGOTIATIONS! YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO HAND OVER THE 5 PEOPLE! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE LOST A HANDFUL OF SOLDIERS DURING OUR CONFLICT WITH DANNISTAAN! THESE SOLDIERS HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THE OVERALL INTREGITY OF THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG! WE ASK MR ANNAN THAT THE HANDING OVER OF GENERAL LIN BAO AND THE 5 OFFICERS IS AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY! WE WILL STOP BOMBARDMENT OF DANNISTAAN UNLESS THEY HAND OVER THESE DISSIDENTS! WE ALSO ANNOUNCE THAT THE TAKE OVER OF THE MAINLAND TERRITORIES WILL COMMENCE LATER THIS MONTH! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! RESIDENTS OF BAI LUNG!!! WAVE 3: THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN!! THE BAI LUNG LIBERATION FRONT WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE 3RD AND FINAL BOMBARDMENT OF THE MINOR NATION OF DANNISTAAN HAS COMMENCED OVER 1 HOUR AGO! WE HAVE ASKED MR ANNAN NICELY THAT WE WANT THE 6 MOST DANGEROUS MEN HANDED OVER TO US AND THEY HAVE FAILED TO COMPLY WITH OUR ORDERS! WE HAVE NO CHANCE BUT TO FIRE MISSILES AT THE COUNTRY ONCE MORE! AFTER THAT, WE WILL DESTROY THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT WITH OUR NUCLEAR MISSILE IF NOT ONLY DO THEY BRING THE 6 MEN, MR ANNAN ALSO HANDS HIMSELF OVER! THERE WILL BE NO NEGOTIATIONS! WE WANT THE HEAD OF MR ANNAN IN 3 DAYS OTHERWISE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR GOVERNMENT! WE’LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! THE DANNISTRIAN ARMY HAVE TAKEN OVER A SMALL VILLAGE IN THE CENTRAL WEST REGION OF BAI LUNG! THIS ONLY A MINOR INCONVIENCE AND WE WILL DISPATCH THEM IN THE FOLLOWING WEEKS! RESUME YOUR WORK, CITIZENS! TO THE MINOR NATION OF DANNISTAAN, WITHDRAW YOUR TROOPS NOW, MR SMITH OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL YOU, MR ANNAN, OR WE LAUNCH NUKES AT THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT! DO NOT SPEAK TO US REGARDING THIS MATTER, GET RID OF YOUR TROOPS OR FACE 5 MILLION YEARS OF UNINHABITABLE LAND! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! WE MUST ARM OURSELVES FOR THE WORST POSSIBLE SITUATION YET! THE DANNISTRIAN ARMY HAVE TAKEN OVER LIU XU PROVINCE! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM! INSTEAD, DO EVERYTHING TO DEFY THE DANNISTRIAN ARMY! WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR ORDERS! WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE’VE TAKEN THE SOUTH WESTERN REGION OF THE MAINLAND TERRITORY AND WE WILL CONTINUE THE INVASION THIS WEEK! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI! XIE XIE!
This is a message from TV and Radio Bai Lung (TVRBL)
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! FIGHT BACK! THE DANNISTRIAN ARMY HAVE TAKEN OVER BAI LUNG! STONE THEM! STAB THEM REPEATEDLY! WE ARE STILL THE LEGITAMITE GOVERNMENT REGARDLESS OF HOW HARSHLY THE DANNISTRIAN ARMY PUT FORWARD THEIR POLICIES! REMEMBER, WE ARE THE ONES WHO RESTORED DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM, NOT THEM NOR THE COMMUNISTS! CHAN BAI IS STILL TRULY THE GREATEST LEADER FOR A LONG TIME! WE WILL DEFY THE DANNISTRIANS AND THEIR SO CALLED LEADER KOFFI ANNAN! WE WILL WIN! WE WILL PREVAIL! HAIL THE NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE…
To mirror the previous events, the picture is suddenly cuts off and is replaced with static accompanied by sounds of pop, hisses, crackles and clicks. The static was replaced with a super imposed text on a blue background in trillingual Simplified Chinese, Korean and English reminding the viewers that there is nothing to worry about and BLCTV News will be restored soon. The March of the Volunteers plays continuously.
The screen is continuously filled with the same super imposed text on a blue background in trillingual Simplified Chinese, Korean and English reminding the viewers that there is nothing to worry about and BLCTV News will be restored soon. The March of the Volunteers plays continuously. It was briefly interupted with a nationalist member standing before a green wall.
…KELSSEK, FREE PACIFIC STATES, DOVAKHAN COOCOOSTAN, KANDARIN AND OTHER MINOR NATIONS OF EAST PACIFIC ARE ALL OFFICIAL ENEMIES OF THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG!!! ANYONE WHO GETS INVOLVED IN OUR AFFAIRS WITH DANNISTAAN WILL BE NUKED TO KINGDOM COME! WE DO NOT WANT HUMANITARIAN AID FROM ANY OF THE MINOR NATIONS, WE JUST WANT GENERAL LIN TO BE HANDED OVER TO US AND THE PAIN AND SUFFERING WILL STOP! THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG WILL GO ON FOR 10,000 MORE YEARS REGARDLESS OF THE SEVERITY OF CRITICISMS. HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND CHAN BAI, THE GREATEST LEADER IN THE WHOLE OF EAST PACIFIC!
The screen is continuously filled with the same super imposed text on a blue background in trillingual Simplified Chinese, Korean and English reminding the viewers that there is nothing to worry about and BLCTV News will be restored soon. The March of the Volunteers plays continuously. As with last time, it was briefly interupted with a nationalist member reading out a speech in an underground bunker.
…P’ANNIL “KOFFI ANNAN” F’ORLASSON SMITH, WE HAVE TRIED TO BE REASONABLE WITH YOU BUT YOU HAVE CHOSE NOT TO COMPLY WITH OUR ORDERS BY HAVING IT YOUR WAY HENCE BOMBING OUR LANDS TIL IT RESEMBLED SWISS CHEESE! ADDING THE CARNAGE IN WHICH YOUR TROOPS HAVE CAUSED IN DALU, YOU REFUSE TO WITHDRAW YOUR TROOPS ON OUR HOME LANDS! FOR THAT REASON, WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO INTERVENE AND WE HAVE DONE SO BY ARRESTING 10 OF YOUR PEOPLE! THE DETENTION OF YOUR 10 FISHERMEN IS FULLY JUSTIFIED 100% AS THEY WERE TRESPASSING BAI LUNGESE WATERS AND IT IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! IN ADDITION TO GIVING US LIN BAO AND THE 6 MEN WE HAVE REQUESTED FOR SINCE JANUARY, WE WANT ALL DANNSITRIAN TROOPS OUT OF BAI LUNG, BOTH IN MAO ISLAND AND IN DALU! IF YOU COMPLY WITH THE ORDER. WE WILL RELEASE THE DETAINEES INDEFINATELY! FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN THE EXECUTION OF YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN AND THE DESTRUCTION OF DANNISTAAN WITH OUR NUKES! YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO GIVE A RESPOND! WE WON’T NEGOTIATE WITH ANY 3RD PARTY SOURCES! IF YOU SURVIVE TO BLASTS, WE HAVE SAID IT AGAIN AND WE WILL SAY IT AGAIN, 5 MILLION YEARS IS WAITING FOR YOU! EVERY SINGLE BODY ORIFICE WILL BE CLOGGED WITH THE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL AND YOUR ORGANS WILL RESEMBLE MUSHY PEAS! THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG WILL BE TRIUMPHANT AND CHAN BAI WILL SHINE UPON US!!
The screen is continuously filled with the same super imposed text on a blue background in trillingual Simplified Chinese, Korean and English reminding the viewers that there is nothing to worry about and BLCTV News will be restored soon. The March of the Volunteers plays continuously. The screen was replaced with a man in a suit who is presumably located in a studio.
BLCTV News would like to proudly announce the return of BLCTV. I’m Kim Lai Wang. We would like to apologise for the lengthy hiatus caused by the nationalists. Please don’t listen or acknowledge any propraganda they may spread. Firstly, they claim to be the legitamite government. This is not the case. BLCTV News would like to assure all viewers that the Xu Lin Wei Adminstration is the sole legitamite government regardless of how much the nationalists have taken over. The nationalist also encourage citizens to defy the government by tearing posters and statues of the Great Eternal Leader. President Xu Lin Wei has ordered all citizens by refusing to comply with their demands. May we remind viewers that damaging any statues or posters of the Great Eternal Leader is deemed as a serious offence and is punishable by death. The nationalist also encourage citizens to fight back by arming themselves with any weapon they’ve got. We would like to encourage citizens to stay in their homes until we remind you it is clear to go out. Carrying a weapon is also a serious offence and is also punishable by death. That’s all from me, next up is Culture Express. Finally, the nationalists claim to have nuclear weapons in their hands. Their claims are simply groundless and we have officially decommissioned our nuclear warheads since 5th January. We are discussing plans with the Dannistrian PM about fully de-commissioning all nuclear missile facilities and hence preventing any 3rd party source from using them for harmful puroposes. I’m Kim Lai Wang reporting for BLCTV News…Zàijiàn!
Todays Headline from BLCTV News…
President Xu Lin Wei vows to have all responsible for the coup arrested and charged.
Home Secretary Hwang Ki Men visits Dannistaan to restore dimplomatic relations between the two countries since the illegal takeover by the Nationalists.
This is BLCTV News…
Good evening, I’m Kim…
The picture is suddenly cuts off and is replaced with static accompanied by sounds of pop, hisses, crackles and clicks. 5 men in balaclavas armed with AK-74s stand before a white wall with 10 blindfolded men, all kneeling down with their soon to be executioners behind them.
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! MAY WE REMIND ALL CITIZENS OF BAI LUNG THAT THIS CHANNEL IS STILL OFFICIALLY DECLARED NULL AND VOID REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SO CALLED COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT SAYS! IT IS TVRBL NOT BLCTV, EFFECTIVE AS OF TODAY! CONTARARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, WE ARE STILL THE OFFICIAL AND LEGITAMITE GOVERNMENT OF BAI LUNG! ANY CLAIMS MADE BY THE FORMER GOVERNMENT ARE LIES AND IS AN ATTEMPT TO BRAIN WASH THE PUBLIC INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY! IT IS ESSENTIAL TO REMOVE ALL POSTERS OF THE NOW-DEFUNCT CHEN JONG SUN AND BRING DOWN THOSE VILE STATUES OF HIM! THE FORMER GOVERNMENT CLAIMS THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR BOMBS! THESE ARE MORE LIES FROM THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BOMBED 20,000 PEOPLE IN SING REN WITH BIO CHEM WEAPONS! WE HAVE FULL ACCESS TO THESE WEAPONS AND FOR THAT REASON, WE WILL LAUNCH THEM WITHIN 2 HOURS FOR NOT HANDING OVER LIN BAO AND THE 5 OTHERS! YOU HAVE PAID A SEVERE PRICE FOR ACTING LIKE STUBBORN PIGS! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN!
The 5 armed militants re-cocked their guns and graphically shot the 10 hostages without hesitation. Part of their brain matters fly in several directions, blood splatters on the executioners, the walls and on the camera. Their bodies collapse near instantly and one by one, each body gives a loud thump. The masked men shot the bodies a few more times to ensure that they are 100% dead. The head executioner continues speaking.
THIS IS A SAMPLE OF WHAT IS TO COME! RESPECT OUR DEMANDS OR FACE MORE NUCLEAR BOMBINGS IN THE NEAR FUTURE! GOODBYE DANNISTRIAN PM! GOODBYE FORMER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT OF BAI LUNG! WE WILL SEE ALL OF YOUSE IN THE AFTERLIFE! MAY WE SEE EVERY LAST BODY ORIFICE CLOGGED WITH NUCLEAR DUST! HAIL THE GREAT NEW REVOLUTION! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI, THE GREATEST LEADER IN THE WORLD! XIE XIE!
Almost every second, one channel interferes with the other, giving conflicting messages.
Here at BLC…
…DO NOT LISTEN TO…
…the Nationalist who are…
…ARE GIVING THE LAW ABIDING PUBLIC INTO…
…small protests which have occured…
…ON A DAILY BASIS! FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS BEFORE THEY BEGIN…
…interfering with our transmissions but do not worry, we…
…WILL CRUSH THE DISSIDENTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. HAIL THE…
…People’s Republic Bai Lung not the Republic of Bai Lung. That’s all from me. I’m…
…THE GREATEST LEADER IN THE WHOLE OF EAST PACIFIC! XIE…
…jiàn!
OOC: Anything with bold, capital letters are the Nationalist’s state media. Anything with italics and with a smaller text are the Communist’s state media.
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Notice: The stations broadcasting on these frequences are hereby shut down by order of Her Majesty’s Dannistrian Armed Forces and the Office of the Interim Administrator for Bai Lung. No further broadcasts will be allowed until further notice. Further information will be given ASAP.
General Duh’rahn N’outah
Overall Commander of Operations in Bai Lung (OC-OPBL), Her Majesty’s Dannistrian Armed Forces
Wang Bin
Interim Administrator for Bai Lung
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! THE DANNISTRIAN MEDIA HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS FALLEN INTO A SEVERE TURMOIL! THIS IS NOT TRUE! THEY ALSO CLAIM THAT THE COMMUNIST FORCES ARE IN GREAT TURMOIL! AGAIN! THIS IS NOT TRUE AS THEY HAVE COLLAPSED OVER 3 MONTHS AGO! MAY WE INFORM THAT ANYONE WHO RIOTS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY! WE HAVE LEFT NO CHOICE BUT TO PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR INSOLANCE BY ARRESTING 3 OF YOUR OFFICERS! THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BE DETAINED UNTIL OUR DEMANDS OUR MET! LEAVE BAI LUNG, RECOGNISE OUR COUNTRY AS THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAND OVER THE 7 FUGITIVES RESIDING IN YOUR COUNTRY! THE TALKS FINISH HERE! HAIL THE REPUBLIC OF BAI LUNG AND HAIL CHAN BAI!
New BLCTV News has received footage showing an officer believing to be affiliated with the Nationalists making demands towards the Dannistrian government, asking them to hand over General Lin Bao, Major General Wang Jia Wu, General Fang Er Shou, General Mao Cheng, Brigadier General Kim Dae hui, General Yi Soong and Colonel Ti Ren. The Dannistrian government have denied that none of the 7 officers are hiding in Bai Lung. Our reporter Yi Yimou confirmed that the 7 officers are alive and well in Dalu. The Nationalist junta also claim to have detained 3 Dannistrian officers during the 3 month conflict. These claims are untrue as BBC News Dannistaan sent us a message shortly after the claims confirming that no officers were kidnapped. In other news, small riots have broken out throughout the country notably in the city of Sing Ren. There has been no reports of injuries in the capital and ISB have reported to have arrested around 30 people. President Xu Lin Wei condemned these acts by refering to the riots as “mindless violence” and “totally amoral”. He also vowed for peace and quiet as soon as possible and encouraging citizens to stay in their homes until the situation cools down. Here at New BLCTV News would like to remind viewers that the Xu Lin Wei Administration is the official government of Bai Lung. Their incredulous claims of being the sole and legitamite government are merely scare tatics to intimidate citizens into a false sense of security. I’m Kim Lai Wang reporting for New BLCTV News…Zàijiàn!
Todays Headline from New BLCTV News. Full stories available on www.newblctvnews.bl
Bai Lungese Independence day referendum passed.
The Bai Lungese intern-administrator have successfully issued a decree since the country was liberated 3 weeks ago. The decree which officially declares 25th May as the day which Bai Lung has become a true democratic country. Reactions to the decree have been favourable by the general public especially in the wake of the fall of the Stalinist and Nationalists forces. The decree will come into effect by 1st Jan 2008.
Six children hurt at nursery in Port Sung.
Six children were injured after gaining access to a storage cupboard containing bottles of disinfectants. The children, who were left for only 5 minutes by the staff, inadvertently passed the bottle of bleach as drinks, took it to their play area and poured the harmful substance into their toy cups. Two of the children where reported to be at intensive care. Doctors at Port Sung Hospital pointed out that survival is likely but their skin will be permanently burned for the rest of their life. The Port Sung Nursery declined to comment over this issue.
Todays Headline from New BLCTV News. Full stories available on www.newblctvnews.bl (Articles also available in English, Dannistrian and Dovakhanese)
3 Bai Lungese criminal master minds jailed.
Three Bai Lungese master minds have been jailed for up to 30 years for their role to blow up the Chang’An bank in Pyongjing, as part of a heist. The leader of the group, Lee Teng-Sung (Aged 35) was given 30 years while his two complices, Cho Chu Kang (Aged 19) and Anthony Liang Jia Wu (Aged 27) each received 15 years in jail. Neither of the criminals will be granted early release in accordance to the Bai Lungese constitution. Sentencing the three, Mr Harry Ahn’pahs said anyone who participates in the robberies “will receive absolutely no sympathy from the courts”
He also added: “Lee [Teng-Sung] is the instigator of this would-be-heist, he was by some considerable distance the principal participant in the conspiracy. The pair of you [Liang and Cho] were recruited by Lee and assisted him at his request. The pain which you have inflicted upon your family will be a minute percentage of the suffering that would have been experienced if your plans came to reality.”
Flash floods kill 500 people in South Bai Lung.
Flash floods have hit the southern region of Bai Lung killing at least 500. It is currently reported that New Incheon was worst affected by the floods. The New Incheon council confirmed that 45% of the reported deaths came from the city. Flooding has caused scores of homes to be evacuated, schools had to closed and rail services to be cancelled. More than 3,000 calls were made to the police from the region caused by heavy rain. Dozens of roads were closed because of floods up to 4ft deep. The Dovakhanese governor declined to comment.
Interim Administrator for Bai Lung dies.
Wang Bin, pictured above, the Interim Administrator for Bai Lung has died in his home at the age of 63. The cause of death was reported to be natural causes. The Bai Lungese politician was born in native Bai Lung but moved to Dannistaan at the aged of 6 as his family was facing prosecution from the Nationalist government, who at the time did not take too kindly to any political dissidents as his family supported the communists. Wang Bin grew up in the impoverished region of For’af. Although he was a child prodigy, his parents did not have the income to give the education which Wang Bin wanted. At the age of 18, his family moved backed to Bai Lung where he got a job as a cleaner at the Chen Jong Sun play theatre. Using his earnings, Wang studied at the Pyongjing University in 1965 for 3 years. He graduated with a Law degree and used his expertise by applying to the Central People’s Bank. By the early 70’s, he gained popularity and the attention of Chen Jong Sun and was appointed as a full time councillor. By the late 70’s, he was promoted to a key role in the cabinet as an economic adviser. From the 80’s through the new millenium, Wang was a popular and prominent critic of the Nationalist regime and was the longest serving member in the cabinet. New BLCTV News tried to contact Mr Wang’s family for an interview but none were available for comment. Mr Wang’s spokesman wrote to New BLCTV News pointing out that “it was a tragic loss to see one of Bai Lung’s greatest modern day reformists pass away so abruptly.”