Bai Lung Central Television News (BLCTV News)

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Deadline closes in as helicopter pilot’s life hangs on a thread.

The deadline to release Sergeant Kim Ki Ro is closing in as a Kashgar terrorist group threaten to behead unless demands are met.

Yesterday, Sergeant Kim was piloting a WZ-10 helicopter as part of a bombing mission in Uzbari. The routine round the clock bombing turned out to be diastrous when an RPG-7 downed the WZ-10, severely injuring Kim and instantly killing his co-pilot.

The KLF has made a list of demands to the President if he wishes to see Sergeant Kim alive. They called for the mass repatriation of all Bai Lungese living in the mainland, the removal of all Bai Lungese made buildings and to recognise the Republic of Kashgarstan. The KLF has claimed once all of the criteria has been made to their satisfaction, they will ‘launch him to Bai Lung with a rocket’.

President Im has warned the Kashgar Liberation Front that he would commence tier 2 attack of Operation Mainland Freedom if they behead Sergeant Kim. The President has told media that he will not submit to their proposals and has called for Bashir Farabhazi to surrender himself.

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“This is a despicable act made by the KLF who are doing this in the name of a territory that clearly belongs to Bai Lung and the Bai Lungese people. I have only one response to say to the KLF: No negotiations. Release Sergeant Kim in one piece and for Bashir Farabhazi to turn himself to the NBLPF. If my demands aren’t any clearer, then I have no option but to commence tier 2 attacks on Uzbari…”
-President Im

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Day 15 of Operation Mainland Freedom brings the total Kashgar fighters killed in the war to approx. 3,140.

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BREAKING NEWS: President Im to start tier 2 attacks on Uzbari as helicopter pilot gets decapitated on video.


President Im has approved to ramp up attack on Uzbari as a helicopter pilots is officially been killed by Kashgar terrorist.

In a video published by the Kashgar Liberation Front on their website, one of the five men has expressed disappointment to President Im’s call for Bashir Farabhazi to surrender to NBLPF. The video, which is too graphic to be shown on national tv, shows Sergeant Kim Ki Ro decapitated with a scimitar as the KLF captors chanted to Bischkeck. The last few moments of the video shows the KLF holding Segeant Kim’s head and warning President Im that more kidnappings like this will intensify.

The Diet has passed a resolution condemning the savage attack, which was passed almost unanimously with the sole Kashgar MP voting against the resolution.

Shortly after the graphic beheading, President Im has announced that tier 2 attacks on Uzbari will begin with ‘immediate effect’. The President has confirmed that Predator drones will replace WZ-10s and B-2 bombers to bomb key KLF targets. In total, five WZ-10s, two APCs and a B-2 bomber were destroyed in the tier 1 attacks. The Predator drones will be harder to destroy due to it’s higher attack altitude.

To date, 3,215 Kashgar fighters have died in Operation Mainland Freedom (Day 16).

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BREAKING NEWS: Kashgar fighters seize long missile missile.

Kashgar fighters have claimed to have seized a long ranged missile weapon and are threatening to launch them into Mao island unless several demands are met.

In a video posted by the Kashgar Liberation Front on their website, Kashgar men are seen shooting at a convoy which was escorting a missile carrier holding the RT-2UTTKh Topol missile. Reports from the Secretary of State has confirmed that a convoy escorting a missile carrier with the aforementioned missile occurred 5 miles north of greater Kazakhbari area.

The KLF made several demands including the most repatriation of all Bai Lungese out from the mainland within a week or they will fire the missile into the President Office building in Pyongjing.

President Im has told the media that he will not give into their demands, reiterating his call for Bashir Farabhazi to turn himself in.

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“This is another run of the mill terrorist threat. I am in no position to capitulate to their coercion and I have said earlier that Bashir Farabhazi should turn himself to the nearest NBLPF where a ceasefire can be negotiated. The missing Topol will be found swiftly and shipped to the Dong Men military base as planned.”

-President Im

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Operation Mainland Freedom reaches the 19th and 5,100 Kashgars are now reported dead. One Predator drone was damaged due to an explosion caused by an RPG-7 attack.

President Im ‘laughs off’ Bai Lungese ban in Allegheny. Latest country to fall into Exclusion Zone

President Im has ‘laughed off’ claims at Allegheny’s suggestions that all Bai Lungese should be deported, claiming there are no immigrants/visitors in that country.

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“There are no Bai Lungese visitors or immigrants despite our countries’ closeness. The Department for Immigration has a tally count of Bai Lungese immigrants to Allegheny as zlich or zero or duck’s egg. There are far more Bai Lungese residing in Kelssek or 1 Infinite Loop but no Bai Lungese in Allegheny.”

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Speaking in response to an Allegheny news article, President Im has confirmed that Allegheny will be added to Exclusion Zone in according to the Bai Lung Travel Restrictions Act 2009 (Amended 2010).

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“For their [Allegheny’s] harsh treatment of my countrymen, Allegheny will be the latest recipient of the Travel Restrictions Act. Government officials are now ordered to arrest and charge anyone from Allegheny without questioning.”

-President Im

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The amendment version of this act, which was passed last month, will carry a severe penalty of a BL$80,000 and 20 years in prison.

Some critics, especially Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding, has critcised Im for not going far enough to deal with Allegheny, even to go as far as to call for the country to be attacked with nuclear weapons.

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“Our far-left socialist President ain’t doing enough to deal with that  county! [Allegheny] We should nuke it until nobody is alive.”

-Stephen T. Ding

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President Im has announced that he will deport all Allegheny visitors to Bai Lung and he will not re-negotiate the Allegheny-Bai Lung Free Trade Act as a result of the country’s policies of deporting Bai Lungese.

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Kashgar insurgents destroy Predator drone.

The Secretary of Defence has confirmed that a Predator drone has been destroyed by an RPG-7.

The KLF has posted a message on their website taunting the Im government that they will continue to ‘blow up’ more Predator drones unless all Bai Lungese living in the mainland repatriate to Mao island or bordering countries.

The KLF also re-iterated their plans to launch a stolen ICBM to Pyongjing if their demands aren’t met.

The Secretary of Defence has released the latest statistics for Operation Mainland Freedom, giving 4,000 Kashgar fighters killed by round the clock bombings since ithe military operation started 24 days ago.

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Taepodong-3 missile shoots down TOPOL.

An ICBM which has been seized by Kashgar insurgents has been fired to Pyongjing but intercepted and destroyed by a Taepodong-3 missile.

Last week, the KFL called for the Im government to remove all Bai Lungese citizens from the mainland, to destroy all Bai Lungese constructed buildings and to recognise the Republic of Kashgarstan. President Im has stated that he will not give into any of their demands has called for the TOPOL missile to be recovered.

The TOPOL was reported to have fired on 0300 today. By 0325, the TOPOL is reported to have been destroyed when a Taepodong-3 missile was fired from a submarine situated 500 miles north from Mao island.

In response to the attacks, President Im has announced that he will commence tier three attacks on Uzabari. The next stage attacks will use long range cruise missile to target key Kashgar Liberation Front targets in an effort to eliminate key KLF members including Bashir Farabhazi.

Operation Mainland Freedom concludes it’s 28th day of attacks, with 4,190 Kashgar fighters killed.

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Campaign for Bai Lung Mid-term elections underway.

President Im has announced a pledge to retain control of the lower house and to gain control of the upper house as the mid term elections are underway.

All 499 seats are up for grabs, as well as 65 of the 199 Senator seats.

President remains popular amongst voters with 71% give a thumbs up in a poll held by Xin Hua Daily. However, the same poll also gave unfavourable ratings to the Diet with 29% approving of their job.

Some of the most contentious issues include universal healthcare, the Kashgar insurgency and gay marriage.

The Conservatives are planning to gain control of the lower house and implement new legislation such as defunding and repealing the Bai Lung Universal Healthcare Act 2009 because it is seen as ‘government intrusion towards individual freedoms’.

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Conservative Committee Board to decide on leader’s future.

The Conservative Committee Board is to make a decision whether to retain Stephen T. Ding as the leader of the party or to remove him from the role and replace him with a more suitable candidate.

A meeting was held when a plurality of Conservative MPs voted in favour of put him before the committee. Notable opponents to vote for a measure include Labour turn Conservative MP Suzuki Nozomu. who praised Mr Ding for his outspoken views.

Recently in August, he called Nahrin Union Prime Minister Kenny Cuthbert a ‘Nazi’ and compared him to Adolf Hitler. He also likened the legislature branch to that of the Third Reich. Senior Conservative figures condemned his comments. However, he vowed to fired them if they criticise him again.

At the end of August, he was criticised by the media for defending the bosses of Da Shan Mining Corp after a mining shaft in Chen Tai Soon collapsed. He stated that the rights of the shareholders comes first over the miners.

In September, he called the people of Allegheny as ‘genetically inferior’ and has called the country to be attacked with nuclear weapons.

Other past controversies include eating cat meat, his daughter outing as a lesbian and an embezzlement scandal involving him and business parter Johnnie Huang.

A decision is due to be made today.

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BREAKING NEWS: Conservative National Committee vote inconclusive.

A vote to determine Stephen T. Ding’s future has been deemed inconclusive due to a close margin between replacing and retaining the 50 year old leader.

The Conservative Committee Board has held a meeting with the leader in an effort to persuade him to repudiate or moderate some of his controversial views. Mr Ding declined to do so and spoke in defence of his views on Nahrin Union Prime Minister Kenny Cuthbert stipulated that all votes can only be accepted immediately if the margin is more than 1%.

The recounted results will be announced early tomorrow.

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BREAKING NEWS: Conservative Leader Stephen T. Ding removed as leader by overwhelming margin.

The Conservative leader Stephen T.Ding has lost his fight to retain as leader when members of the Conservative Committee Board voted overwhelmingly in favour of replacing him with another leader.

Previous ballots have been hampered when Mr Ding was allegedly caught on CCTV, tampering some of the papers to favour the outcome towards him.

In reaction to his ousting, he has announced that he would form a new party while accusing his former colleagues of ‘shifting far to the left to get elected over rigid ideology’.

Depute leader Ban Hee-Guo will be acting leader when a new leader has been elected. Favourites front runners include the acting leader, Suzuki Nozomu and Frederic Lin.

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Former Conservative Leader Stephen T. Ding to form new party.

Former leader of the Conservative Party Stephen T. Ding has announced that he would form a new conservative party in response to his recent ousting by his former colleagues.

Mr Ding has told the media that his new party would be named Conservative Democracy Party, aimed to attract socially conservative voters and disaffected supporters of the Conservative party. According to Mr Ding himself, he has claimed that 12 MPs from his old party has defected to the new party.

The Conservative Party is due to vote for their new leader on Friday.

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Man arrested for conspiring to murder President Im.

A man has been arrest for conspiring to assassinate President Im, a police spokesman has confirmed.

Details surrounding the suspect is sparse. Police has confirmed that a 24 year old man living in the suburbs of Pyongjing has been detained after an anonymous tip off was made to the police. Early reports suggest that a plot involving planting a white powdery substance into a 3 course meal specifically made for the President at the Kowloon Restaurant, the very same restaurant which Interim Administrator Kim Ki Moon was poisoned by Yao Ma in 2007. Mr Kim died shortly while Mr Yao committed suicide while held in custody.

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Frederic Lin narrowly wins Conservative leadership contest.

Frederic Lin has won his bid to become the next leader of the Conservative Party by an extremely narrow margin.

The centrist candidate has defied all odds that favourite front runner Suzuki Nozomu would win by a 4:1 margin. Mr Lin won the open primary by a wafer thin margin of 210 votes.

Detractors of Mr Lin stated that he is too inexperienced and too liberal for the national party. However, the same detractors felt that Mr Suzuki is also unsuitable for the role because his Japanese ancestry would mean he would take orders from 1 Infinite Loop as well as decline to be sworn in with a Chinese name if the Conservatives gain the lower house. Reportedly, a number of Ban Hee-Guo supporters declined to vote.

Speaking at the Conservative conference, Mr Lin spoke in favour of Im’s universal health care and vowed not to reverse any of the policies if the Conservative take control of the lower house.

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“We are a democratic and civilised society…to take away these tenets of Bai Lungese life would undermine our democracy and liberty we aim to achieve. Capitalism should not be a cruel business, it should be a prosperous business.”

-Frederic Lin

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Stephen T. Ding probed over sexual assault.

Former Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding has been probed by police over an alleged sexual assault on a woman.

The 50 year old is being questioned by police after a woman come forward to the police reporting a sexual assault. Police has confirmed that a description of the rapist resembles that of former Conservative Party leader. She also claimed that she made a bite mark on her attacker to help identify him easily.

Mr Ding has vehemently denied that he assaulted her but simultaneously, refused to allow police to perform forensic dentistry on his body to look for the aforementioned bite marks.

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Bite marks found on former leader Stephen T. Ding.

Police have confirmed that bite marks have been found on former Conservative Party leader Stephen T. Ding.

Mr Ding has been detained by police since yesterday over a brutal rape allegedly committed by the 50 year old. The victim, identified as 22 year old Wie An Ying has told police that she bit her attacker on his neck to help police identify her attacker. When Mr Ding was examined by forensics, 2 bite marks were found on his lower right neck.

Mr Ding has repeatedly denied raping Ms Wie and has stated that his bite mark was the result of his son playing around.

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BREAKING NEWS: Stephen T. Ding charged with sexual assault.

Former Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding has been charged for the alleged assault on Wie An Ying.

Two bite marks have been found on his lower right neck, which he denies that it came from Ms Wie and has claimed that his youngest son was playing around in his house and had bit him while he was asleep.

He will be summoned before a judge on 2nd December.

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Stephen T. Ding gay rumor emerges from social networking sites.

A former high school classmate of former Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding has posted claims on a social networking site that the controversial politician had engaged in homosexual activities while he was attending Dannistra Onn University during 1980-1983.

Going under the name HuBL1959, he posted several claims at My Tubeface that Mr Ding would visit his friend’s flat and engage in orgies while consuming 15 cans of lager every day. He also claimed that Mr Ding flirted with fellow male students of the university and would show an aversion to females. The latest posting by HuBL1959 claimed that Mr Ding was a drop out and did not graduate and became a ‘gigolo’.

Mr Ding himself has denied engaging in homosexual activities in the past and has vowed to track down the user. He also showed his graduation certificate to dispel falsehoods that he dropped out to become a male prostitute.

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Former Ding classmate posts more gay rumour material.

A My Tubeface user who claims to be the former classmate of former Conservative Party leader Stephen T. Ding has posted more claims that the 50 year old was and still is a homosexual.

HuBL1959 has posted sexually explicit images of what appears to be former leader taking part in a gay orgy. The user claimed it was during his freshman year in 1980 in which Mr Ding was 20 years old at the time.

Mr Ding has fired back at the user by claiming these photos have been doctored by adding his face on the photo in an attempt to besmirch his name as a socially conservative politician who stands up to traditional family values.

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Stephen T. Ding staff assistant claims leader with out as gay.

A person claiming to be an assistant to former Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding has claimed that the former leader reveal his actual sexuality later this week.

Unwilling to reveal to ‘it’s’ identity, the assistant claimed that Mr Ding will officially out as a gay person in a meeting with the press at the Pyongjing City Hall. The assistant will also claim that Mr Ding will donate money to charity for the first time since 1978, the last recorded year which Mr Ding has given money to charity.

However, Mr Ding has been criticised for donating money to a pro-individualism charity called ‘Smokers4Life’ based in Dannistaan since 2000.

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Stephen T. Ding officially outs as gay man on his official website.


Former Conservative leader Stephen T. Ding has officially declared himself as a gay man.

Posting at his official website, he has officially announced that he was living a homosexual lifestyle in secret since he was 15 years but remained as a heterosexual person for much of his adult public life and married Ching May Sun on 1983, shortly after graduating from Dannistraa Onn University. He also announced his intentions to re-distribute his BL$750 million wealth to every impoverished Bai Lungese.

Reaction from Ding’s outing is mostly negative, with the harshest criticisms from his own supporters. Shortly after outing officially, there are several websites dedicated to removing him as MP of Chen Tai Soon south district, denouncing his gay lifestyle. One supporter posted on his My Tubeface that he would form an anti-homosexual mercenary group and kill Ding. The user’s account has since been frozen due to violation of their terms and conditions.

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Stephen T. Ding blasts hacker for defaming his ‘current status’.

Stephen T. Ding has called for the person behind a cyber attack on his official website to turn him/herself in to the police after he/she posed as the former Conservative leader by announcing that he is gay and would give all his wealth to every impoverished Bai Lungese.

Speaking exclusively at BLCTV News, Mr Ding has slammed all rumours about his sexual orientation and has re-confirmed that he is a straight person and firmly believes in a marriage between a man and woman, and calling for all homosexuals to be arrested, comparing their lifestyle to that of drug use and alcoholism.

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"Whoever masqueraded as and posted claims that I have outed as a homosexual person should hand him or herself to the police and there will be no further incident. This cyber attack, which is defaming my current status, is much akin to attacking the presidential office building and the punishment for that crime is death. Should the hacker fess up and say he or she did it, I will consider giving this person life imprisonment instead.

I have made it clear that I am not a gay man nor have I been involved in homosexual activities all my life, even at university. Any claims that prove I was involved in gay activities is just baseless. All the photos posted by this scum bag on My Tubeface is doctoring photos from other sources and digitally adding my face in an attempt to derail my views on homosexuality which I believe is a serious crime, like taking drugs or even being an alcoholic, they should all be handcuffed and dealt with. My definition of marriage is between a man and a woman and that should be it. One gender of each, one marriage and one lifetime. That’s all you can ask for from God and it is his plan to instill this tradition for generations."

-Stephen T. Ding

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To date, no one has been arrested for the offence.