The game goes as followed: You create a problem that you need a solution to and the person below you gives you unhelpful advice or an unhelpful tip!
I will start!
How do I stop the fire that I started in my kitchen?
Pour a bucket of hot grease on top of it 😉
How do I stop procrastinating?
Keep hoping you will stop, and maybe one day you actually will!
How do I draw well?
Take a pencil, try and hold it with your eye by closing it really tightly and being very careful(I have done it when I was a kid), and slam your head down on the table.
I want to impersonate Libertanny, how should I do this?
Change your profile picture to a man in a horse mask. Introduce yourself as often as possible, and remind people that you’re from The North Pacific.
How do I make coffee?
Take a tea bag and steep it in a cup of hot water for 3-5 minutes.
How do I write an essay?
Find an essay someone else wrote online, copy and paste it into a document on Word or Google Docs, remove the author’s name and replace it with your own, and submit it.
I got an email from a kidnapped prince of Nigeria asking for money to help with his release, what should I do?
Send all of your money right away! It is definitely not a scam 😉
How do I become the delegate of TEP?
First eject all of the viziers, then begin ejecting natives until you have about two hundred endos less than any other member.
How do I get an NS issue draft accepted?
Ignore all the feedback since they’re all wrong and keep submitting! You’ll get one eventually! (you can trust me since I am an issue author 😂)
How do I treat a really bad sunburn? (currently doing so now, ouch)
Go in the sun again and don’t worry about it! You’ll get a tan afterward 😂
How do I get a life?
Find someone’s dad or mother, stalk them for a few weeks, ambush them, dress up in their clothes, take over their life!
How do I escape Florida?
Hide in the swamp! Florida Man can’t get you if you’re near all the crocodiles. 
How do I get into my dream college?
Have your parents donate a huge amount of money to your dream college and then voila, a little quid pro quo, and you’re in.
How do I stop the spread of the coronavirus?
destroy the 5G towers
how do I exist?
Hide inside your closet and don’t have any contact with the outside world without food or water.
How do I get people to like me
hEAdgEAr
how do i shut someone up
Give them a twitter account and a megaphone, they definitely won’t feel that they are entitled to an opinion
The IRS is calling me saying that I would get arrested if I don’t pay them, what should I do?
Give them all the money in your savings and retirement accounts, and donate every penny of what you earn at work to them.
How do I not be lazy?
Redefine “lazy.” Let lazy be defined as all the things you don’t do. If you don’t do them, you are not lazy.
How do I learn to eat something that makes me gag?