Never eat it - then you won’t have to gag!
How do I lose weight?
Go on one of those youtube diets
how do I assassinate trump
Go up to a White House security guard and say, “Hello. I’m here to assassinate Trump.”
How do I sleep earlier?
go to a doctor and say I need my tonsils out and he will give you the stuff that makes u sleep
how do I post a post
- Go to google image search and look for a photo of a post.
- Open the image in a new tab.
- Copy the url for the image.
- Use the insert an image button.
- Paste the url for the image into the box where it asks for the url.
- Hit the submit button.
How do I overcome my fear of spiders?
Step 1: Find a pit.
Step 2: ask someone to put as many spiders in it as you want.
Step 3: stare. stare as long as your mind dares.
Step 4: jump in
How do I buy friends using my Firstborn souls?
Draw a pentagram on a piece of paper to summon the devil, and sacrifice your own soul to the devil to gain friends.
How do I wake up earlier?
Live with your parents
how do I make Trump ded
Ask the FBI to kill him.
How do I lie to people?
Tell the truth.
How do I stop doing mindless activities?
Put your brain in ur head
how do I ask a question?
Say words.
How do I time travel?
(1) Look at your watch, cell phone, or other time-keeping device.
(2) Enter the current time here:
(3) Close you eyes. Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly.
(4) Look at your watch, cell phone, or other time-keeping device.
(5) Enter the current time here:
(6) Subtract (2) from (5) and enter the result here:
(7) The result in (6) is how far you have traveled in time.
How do I travel backwards in time?
become younger
how do I meme?
Name your nation after a currently dead meme like I did 
How do I get fit?
Eat a bunch of Slim Jims. Don’t bother running if you’re not chowing a bunch of Slim Jims as well.
What book should I read?
Captain Underpants, the most beautiful piece of literature in the world. (
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How do I get discipline to actually do stuff?
Do it later.
How do I get masked in a server?
Spam it with NSFW images and hateful comments until you get banned.
How do I cure my caffeine addiction?
start drinking tea
how do I get rid of covid 19?