Drink an entire cup of bleach and take a tablet of hydroxychloroquine daily.
How do I live until I am 120?
Report your age in Base 3 (120 Base 3 = 15 Base 10). You may already be 120.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I don’t know - ask the woodchuck!
How do I math?
Read an English textbook.
How can I convince myself to do my project again?
C o n t r o l a l t d e l e t e
how do i do the distraction dance
Look up the “Renegade” dance on Youtube, and distract people with your fine TikTok dancing
How do I have more fun?
F A N F I C T I O N
How do I tell my parents I watch anime?
Show them No Game No Life, then say you like watching this sort of thing.
How can I create Wind?
Breathe in, and then breathe out. Congratulations! You created wind!
How do I become delegate of TEP?
Coup the current Delegate.
How do I become a comet?
Simple, put a lighter next to your butt and never stop releasing gas.
How do I tell If i am a normal human being?
V i b e
how do i v i b e
Perform a v i b e check.
How do I drink water?
Pour it down your shirt.
How do I ice skate?
Put a skate board in a freezer
How do I pass my driving test
Always move to the left.
How do I treat my burned foot?
Put it in the oven, set it to 350 degrees, and bake for 15 minutes.
How do I bake a caek?
put caek batter in cold water for 20 minutes
how do i gather the infinity stones?
Ask Thanos very, very nicely.
How can I start doing homework?
P E N C I L
how do i use a pencil sharpener?