Put your finger in the hole meant for the pencil
How do I stop mindlessly scrolling through Instagram?
Decide that you are intentional about your Instagram activities. Make it a priority. Do it all the time. You exist; therefore, you Instagram.
How do I stop all the wildfires (other than raking leaves, of course)?
Do a gender reveal party.
How can I cook rice?
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Do a gender reveal party.
How can I cook rice?
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With a blowtorch.
How does one get a life?
By shooting themselves in the head.
How do I study?
Not appreciating having free time.
How do I manage my time?
Play nationstates.
How do I recycle more?
Give away everything you own.
How do I make an apple pie?
You go out to your local bakery and ask for twelve glazed donuts and a sprinkle of walnuts.
What is the meaning of life?
Pay taxes.
How do I manage my money better?
Spend it all on unperishable food items before you can squander it on something useless.
How do I get rich quick?
Scheme.
How do I get people to read my UTEP articles?