I notice a trend… Lol
I am curious as to how the peoples of your nation would view the non-human species that inhabit TEP?
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I notice a trend… Lol
I am curious as to how the peoples of your nation would view the non-human species that inhabit TEP?
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Most likely with surprise and shock. 
Or disbelief by breaking the fourth wall.
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in you country
Tlabakans lack well developed hearing organs but have sophisticated sight, so they interact primarily in Tlabakan Sign Language. More talented individuals are adept at reading lips, although their inability to hear language results in distorted speaking voices. Non-tlabakan interpreters are not uncommon among dignitaries and embassadors when communicating with other species.
Knowledge of foreign languages
Only among the ruling elite, and even then interpreters are more common.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
As Tlabakan language is sight based, it is spoken comfortably at any distance that vision is not obstructed. The major factor in distance is how private the conversation should be.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
While the number system used in Tlabaka is significant different from the Decimal system, partial numbers are still accounted for, and are set apart by slashes.
Definition of a billion
The Tlabakan number system is extremely inefficient and would take a two page essay to describe the number 1 billion.
System of measurement
Tlabaka has a standard measurement system of imperial, arbitrary measures, although this system is only used by the priveleged upper class. The lower uneducated classes have no standard forms of measure.
How date is written & most important dates
Exact details of history are unimportant to Tlabakans. History is told through elaborate oral traditions and epics.
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
The Tlabakan species has a wide range of ethnic diversity, and the nation is also composed of a wide swath of lesser enslaved peoples. Due to unique cultural and eugenic factors, the most politically and economically powerful races of Tlabakans are usually the most physically large and indomitable.
You make jokes about…
Everyone smaller than you. The Tlabakan culture is one of domination and abuse, racism and classism. Belittlements often focus on the size of a given individual’s assets - horns, tusks, scythe claws, and decorate flower arrangements. Intellectualism and creativity is valued at the government level, but a hatred for it is cultivated for it among the masses.
POLITICS
Political parties
There is no politics, there is only the Desafka.
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
You dont know what those things are.
Does the government listen to you?
You dont understand the question.
Can problems be solved?
Probably?
If a politician cheats on his wife…
Monogamy is unusual among the Tlabakans.
Military involvement with government
The military has its own structure and is an independent arm of the government, under the Desafkas rule.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Speaking ill of an individual above your caste is usually followed by a swift and brutal punishment, up to and including immediate public execution. Patriotism and nationalism is bred from the eggsac, and individuals who break away from this are quickly expunged by their peers without any active action on the governments part. As long as a Tlabakan stays in their specifically prescribed cultural and social role, they can do whatever they want.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Tlabaka strikes a balance between government and privately run businesses. Control is important, but too much regulation and overhead will halt the growth of the nation. The closest thing to a political party are the economists and bureaucrats underneath the Desafka calling for more or less restriction.
Inflation & unemployment
Unemployment is not a concern of the Tlabakan government and is therefore not tracked. Individuals that cannot find means in any lucrative profession are freely welcomed in the meat grinder of the Tlabakan military. A small industry exists for creating fertilizer out of Tlabakans and other lesser species found dead on the streets from exposure.
Taxes
The Desafka knows best how your money should be spent. The average income rate is 70% and growing, with even higher rates for the rich.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
Tlabaka has a vast manufacturing sector which produces an overabundance of cheap, shoddy items to export. Higher quality goods can be found but are only traded among the privileged upper class. Haggling is common, although prices are generally reasonable since cheating someone too badly may provoke a challenge to personal combat.
Credit cards
Heavy regulations by the government make them inferior to traditional loans.
Inheritance
Totally unregulated.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
The government will take care of you as long as you are useful to the system. If you arent creative or educated enough to join another industry, theres always the military. Charity is an alien concept.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Superficial knowledge among the privileged upper class. Nonexistent knowledge among the lower classes (theyre lucky if they know the names of surrounding nations).
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
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Has your country been conquered?
Tlabaka eats, it is never eaten.
Wars
Yes please.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Tlabaka operates on a system of Might makes right with the exception of a crime of a lower caste against a higher caste. In either case, courts are at best improvised temporary juries, not permanent fixtures. Grey areas rarely exist in the lives of Tlabakans. Disputes between peers are determined by personal ritual combat.
Bribes
Frequent, encouraged and often necessary for even basic day-to-day functions in all parts of the nation.
Police & gun ownership
Guns are for cowards. Real Tlabakans use their scythe-claws. Crime doesnt exist because there is very little a Tlabakan can do that would be considered a crime.
Dangerous places
Battlefields. Laboratories. Streets. Parks. The dinner table in your own home. If there are other people around you, there is a non-zero chance you may die in the next hour.
Lawyers
The closest thing to a lawyer are the Tlabakans who write down the Desafkas edicts.
EDUCATION
History you learned
A mishmash of legends and war stories that blur the lines between myth and reality. There is no official agreement even on what Tlabaka became an official naton. Theres lots of really cool historical figures who killed and enslaved lots of barbarians though.
Cost of school
Education is state-paid if the individual is sponsored by an upper class citizen. It usually involves a lot of talent and/or a lot of bribes.
College
There is no arbitrary division between college and schooling.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
Highly unlikely. You have a decent chance of being an unskilled agrarian laborer though.
Can you be fired?
Absolutely. If youre lucky youll live through it.
Labor day
National holidays do not exist.
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Varies per individual and employer.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Individual cars are uncommon. Subways and light rails are more common, although paved footpaths are the most frequent method of travel. Roads are almost exclusively used for industrial vehicles and function more like freeways. They are extremely unsafe for pedestrians (the deaths of which rarely come with consequences).
Taxis
Too expensive compared to public transportation for the lower classes, and useless to the priveleged with personal shuttles, but a small industry exists for the rare tourist or unusual circumstance.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Local transportation works – most of the time. Are probably unpleasant if you arent used to cramped, smelly and generally unpleasant circumstances. The lower classes are. Commercial flights only only for international travel, and as Tlabakas tourism industry is abysmal, there is only one airport that can accommodate commercial jets. Personal shuttles are common among the wealthy, however.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
Tlabakans have a single given name, and a clan they are a part of. Given names are only used among peers, and even then only when the distinction is important. In most cases Clansman is the default form of address. Different forms of address are used when communicating with an individual above or below ones caste. The direct translation from TSL to English would be something along the lines of underling when addressing a lower caste member, or overlord when speaking to one above. The TSL Transliteration Project, however, has been working on a spoken language equivalent to TSL, and theyve defined the address as Desaf when addressing an overlord, and Unsaf when addressing a lower class.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Monogamy is rarely practiced in Tlabaka, and marriage is not a legal construct.
Importance of family background & social status
Families are dissolved in Tlabakan society, with broods being absorbed into the clans ranks. An exception exists for the most privileged Tlabakans, who may track lineage for particularly promising hatchlings. Social status is first and foremost dependent on the ethnicity of the individual, with varying status attributed among ethnic peers based on profession, martial prowess, and general regard.
Preferences of physical appearance
Proper grooming of a Tlabakan clansman involves keeping clean and also managing an impressive garden on ones back. Ones back-garden is more or less equivalent to the grooming of a humans hair - creativity is rewarded, but certain social norms and restrictions apply to color and layout based on social status and profession.
Large tusks and horns are highly desirable, and so a market for artificially expanding them is bustling, but highly taboo. Modification of horns is a frequent source of gossip and rumors (true or sufficiently spread) can end careers (and in extreme cases, end lives).
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Tlabakans have a seasonal mating period during which females become sexually aggressive. A female in heat vents pheromones that arouse male Tlabakans. Because of the high population turnover of Tlabakans and because there is little additional hindrance to carrying fertilized eggs, sex is common in the mating season and has little in the way of taboo. How a female chooses a male to mate can get rather complicated, and may involve personal combat before mating. Homosexuality is not documented among Tlabakans.
Most Tlabakans do have a hunting partner or party, however, which is the most intimate relationship or collection of relationships a Tlabakan frequently has. These relationships are independent of sexual characteristics.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Relations with parents are respectful but no more significant than any other clan relationship, when parentage is even known.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Highly variable based on caste. The lowest have little more than a mat to sleep on in communal living quarters. A higher class might own those quarters and live in a mansion in the expansive caverns beneath it. A typical clansman of the sirik caste owns a personal climate-controlled cavern of a few chambers that houses their bed chamber, grooming room and an additional room to house equipment and supplies for their given profession. Luxury goods are mostly relegated to the more privileged, but small amenities do exist even for the lowliest. While Tlabakans do not produce their own network entertainment, Tlabakans do find joy in foreign programming (that is, what the government allows to be broadcast in the nation).
A wealthy Tlabakan may have their own expansive hunting ground, stocked with rare and dangerous animals to either hunt or have fight with slaves or unsaf. Liesure activities are up to the imagination of the wealthiest Tlabakans.
Bathroom
Tlabakans bathe in communal swamp baths, but personal detailing and grooming happens in private grooming chambers in their homes. Grooming rooms often appear as indoor gardens, where specific plants are cultivated for implantation on a Tlabakans back. A mirror and tool rack is also standard.
Telephone
Tlabakan cavern networks are outfitted with local communication networks, with consoles availabe in public terminals, or in personal chambers for the better off. Connections to larger networks can be achieved with proper authorization. Mobile communication units are common for those who have use of them.
Climate
Tlabakas surface climate is bleak, barren and dangerous. It shows the scars of generations of over-exploitation and neglect. Acid rain ensures that all but the most adaptable plants are obliterated. The only plant common in Tlabaka is the Ul-spore, a non-native plant from the Tlabakan homeworld, which can drastically alter its physiology based on its environment. Clouds of spores are frequent sights in the skies of Tlabaka.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Meals are rarely scheduled. Food is preferably served alive (or at least very fresh), and Tlabakans generally eat several small meals a day. Feasts are for special occasions, and usually follow large elaborate hunting rituals where large beasts are slaughtered and consumed. Preserved processed food does exist, although it is distasteful, and is eaten primarily by the lowest classes. Tlabakans can eat plant matter but they dont derive as much nutrition from it. They get the most benefit from fruits rather than greens.
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Tlabakans cannot digest most human staples and grains, and are frequently allergic to compounds that are in them. Even so, their cheap production sometimes leads unsavory manufacturers to package preserved food with it as a filler and serve it to the underclasses. The practice is frowned upon and penalized by the government due to its effects on rising healthcare costs.
Tlabakans have no taboo about eating the flesh of other sentient creatures. There is no industry for slaughtering humans, however, since human labor is more valuable than human flesh. There are circles that try to circulate human flesh as a delicacy among the elite, but the abundance of humans makes it a hard sell.
Symbolic cannibalism is occasionally practiced, but a combination of taboo and health concerns generally prevent the consumption of Tlabakan flesh by other Tlabakans.
Insects are the most common lean snack food in Tlabaka, in particular crickets (live ones only, please). Cricket breeding is a major industry and import and you can see cricket bag stands as frequently in Tlabaka as you might see popcorn stands in human nations.
How you eat & local cuisine
Eating in Tlabaka is ideally equal parts sport and sustenance. There are food parks where wild animals and plants grow and live freely. Tlabakans pay admission into the park and eat whatever they catch. You must pay extra to bring food out of the park with you. Vendors exist with live caged food for the Tlabakan in a rush. Wealthier individuals own their own food parks, and the poorest must deal with packaged food.
There is a significant overlap in beverages for Tlabakans and humans. Fruit juices are extremely popular, as are their fermented counterparts. Ethenol has a similar physiological effect on Tlabakans as humans. Beer is unpopular because the ingestion of barley and hops have decidedly undesirable effects, but wine and its distilled cousin brandy are common. Most distilled beverages can be consumed as long as impure allergens have been reduced to low enough concentrations.
Tlabakans have a strong physiological reaction to milk and vomit it up. Sweetened carbonated beverages are a treat, as long as they use actual sugar rather than corn syrup or human-created artificial sweeteners.
Fast food & restaurants
Food parks tend to have divergent themes and offerings based on area and price. Another factor to keep in mind when choosing a food-park is the ease with which one can catch your meal. Depending on whether you are more bored or hungry, a challenge may be worth less or more at the time.
Packaged and caged food is always considered inferior, but concessions are made for those with little time or means.
Packaging
Packaged food is usually stored in cheap plastic. Beverages are usually imported from outside of Tlabaka and are therefore indistinguishable from those of other countries.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Healthcare is guaranteed for every Tlabakan in the nation. The quality of said care varies highly based on the status and wealth of the individual receiving it. Bribes tend to make things go even smoother.
Attitudes toward doctors
You have a higher opinion of doctors the wealthier you are, and vice versa.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Tlabakans are a highly secular and skeptical people. Coupled with their disposition of abuse and bullying, you are better off not openly practicing your faith while inside the nations borders.
Relationship between church and state
The government does not subsidize churches and charges tax money accordingly. Otherwise they are left to their own devices.
Christmas & other holidays
Tlabaka has no national holidays.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Tlabaka has no nationally mandated vacation time.
Topless & nude beaches
There are no restrictions on covering or dress in Tlabaka.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Bathing is a social activity for Tlabakans. Hotels will usually have a communal Swam Bath chamber.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
Mollocs Maw is a metropolitan center of Tlabakan culture and tourism (what little of it there is). Mollocs Maw, like most Tlabakan cities, is built into the ground. It takes its name from the massive spiral open sinkhole, fifteen miles in diameter (and as far anyone knows, bottomless), that its built into. From the central pit are innumerable cavern networks of residential, commercial and industrial districts, excavated from the hard rock.
Access to Bokthulls Crevasse, the nations capital, is heavily restricted and heavily fortified.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
Tlabakans have extremely well-developed larynxes that can create sophisticated elaborate melodies. They have made up for the lack of acute hearing by being able to sing VERY LOUDLY. Opera and theatre organically grew from the intimidating dances that have been used by the Tlabakans for millennia. Tlabakan theatre is notable for displays of brutal murder in the midst of performance, both planned and unplanned.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles, although there is a growing community of Tlabakan filmmakers who re-enact foreign movies (with predictable results). These are also known for having a spectacular amount of murder in them.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Print media is few and far between; digital devices are far more common. A major segment of the news covers big Tlabakan personalities who were murdered by desafs, in the line of duty, or in ritual combat. News is also dominated by nationalist propaganda and war effort reminders.
COMICS
Comics are dominated by (surprise) blood and combat.
SPORTS
Popular sports
Tlabakans are insatiable physical sports fans, and competitions exist for a wide variety of pastimes. Subcultures sprout up and embrace any foreign sport that appears, and mainstream popularity for each wanes and waxes with national trends. Hunting is the primary sport, however, with Gladiator matches coming up to close second.
Types of playing cards used
Dice are much more common than cards. Collectible dice games are common and there are quite a few popular dice games that are common knowledge.
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
Most people were raised in one of the 3 most common local languages (Lastaukes, Larossian and Lavallon) dependent on ethnic origins. English is taught as second language in the whole country and is used by most people as a common language. It is also the official government language and the one used most in business.
Knowledge of foreign languages
Most people only now their local traditional language and English. However highly educated people tend to know more local languages and of course skilled interpreters are trained for public and private use.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
The three original languages are much alike, but sound and pronunciation, as well as the use of certain words are different. All in all, people find it difficult to understand the other local languages.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is a point.
Definition of a billion
Thousand million is a billion. Thousand billion is a trillion.
System of measurement
Bachtendekuppen uses the metric system.
How date is written & most important dates
Dates can be written dd-mm-yyyy or day(in numerals) Month year(in numerals).
Most important date is 18 October 1991, when the Great war between the 3 regions came to an end and Bachtendekuppen was officially founded.
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
Although the people from the 3 regions are mostly Caucasian humans and therefore the same race, there are some notable differences. Over the years, the Lavals, who live in the northeast and northwest, have gotten more darker of hair and a more compact figure, probably because of harsher living conditions in the cold and mountainous north. The Larossi are statistically more lighter of hair and have a more narrow long build. The Lastauk are mostly like the Larossi.
You make jokes about
Jokes are mostly made about the people from other regions in the nation, politics, minorities, celebrities etc…
POLITICS
Political parties
There a four different parties: Democracy&Liberty (D&L) mostly interested in civil rights and economic liberties; GreenLeaves, who are very worried about the climate and the planet; Red Revolution (RR), a very socialist party mostly advocating for lower class incomes, welfare and health issues and lastly, the Bachtendekuppen National Party (BNP) who are seen as somewhat conservative, very liberal on economics and nationalistic about the young nation.
The BNP has the current majority in Parliament and Senate and is the party that has been since the founding of Bachtendekuppen as a nation in 1991, uniting the 3 regions.
Does the government listen to you?
The people are represented in Parliament and Senate. As a fairly new nation and a very broad supported evolution that has been successful, the government is quite interested with the opinions on the street, even if it was out of pure necessity. Debates in parliament and senate can be very lengthy and not all problems get an immediate response.
Can problems be solved?
Of course. Find the right guy.
If a politician cheats on his wife
Et Alors?
Military involvement with government
The President is the official head of the army. Politics and the military are separated mostly. Active military involvement cant be combined with political mandates, but some military leaders went in to politics after the war (end after their service) though.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is tightly guarded, patriotism is encouraged, royalty is non-existent but there is some aristocracy and changing names can only happen with approval from the Department of Justice.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
The private sector forms about 91% of the economy.
Inflation & unemployment
Unemployment is quite low and has not been a problem since the founding of the nation. Inflation is around 2%.
Taxes
Taxes are very low, for some even as low as 3%, on various incomes and profits. It’s a government policy not to impose high taxes and make cuts when possible.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
The variety and quality of items for sale has been going up, together with the economy that has taken off very high. Commerce in Bachtendekuppen is fairly healthy where there are more SuperConglomoMarts per capita than in most of its neighbors. Haggling is not a custom in common stores and shops.
Credit cards
Everyone uses them.
Inheritance
Can be freely drafted and organized with a will, within the regulations of private law. No tax.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Welfare, unemployment help and social equality measures are in place though not very extensive. Basic care is provided but not much.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Basics are taught in schools.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Due to the long internal war and affairs, not much attention has gone to the outside world. Bachtendekuppens people are mostly neutral about international affairs and other countries. Recently however interest in regional politics has flared up.
Has your country been conquered?
Never.
Wars
The 3 regions had a long military conflict last century. Bachtendekuppen itself as a nation has never been in a war.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Bachtendekuppen has a hierarchical court system consisting of several lower and specialized courts, courts of appeal (1 for each regio) and the High Court of Bachtendekuppen. Precedent doctrine is used. The law is a combination of public acts of parliament and judge made law through precedents, based on the principles of the Constitution and those developed trough case law.
Bribes
Not impossible, but certainly not cheap or safe. Millionaires will not buy a lot of people. Bachtendekuppen’s government is one of the least corruptible governments in The East Pacific.
Police & gun ownership
Gun ownership is regulated but not banned. Only small firearms and hunting rifles though. Police Force and the Bachtendekuppen Army are strictly organized and well-funded.
Dangerous places
What is dangerous?
Lawyers
A thriving business.
EDUCATION
History you learned
History of Bachtendekuppen and notable happenings in international history are taught in the schools.
Cost of school
Value for money. State funding is available for students from lower income families.
College
College is five years long. Additional doctorate is possible which takes another 3 years.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
Only if you live in the south on the countryside and dont have an expensive manor.
Can you be fired?
Certainly. The job needs to be done good. Well just hire someone else. Severance packages can be arranged and some minimum amount must be payed, which depends on the salary one earned.
Labor day
Not existent. Who the (censored) celebrates labor?
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Punctuality is greatly appreciated. 10 minutes late can be joked away. Half hour needs a good reason. If longer, family must have died and you had to identify the body. Negotiating is an art in some private sectors and in public/political affairs.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
You drive on the right side. If traffic lights are orange you drive through, if green you stop if you still can, and red is stopping at all costs. Or the police will stop you for a longer period of time. If they see it of course.
Taxis
Good service, try to make their honest living off tourists.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Generally considered acceptable, mostly used in big cities and for intercity travel.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
First names are used for persons who you know well and they know you well, on all informal occasions. Sir and last names are for the rather formal ones.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Marriages are not arranged and are a right for everyone. (censored)ual orientation, gender, religion and all other differences raised by self-righteous pressure groups are irrelevant.
Importance of family background & social status
Just like it is everywhere, It certainly cant harm you. A lot of money always helps too. If you dont have you can still get educated on state funding and move up in the world. Its up to you.
Preferences of physical appearance
People like all kind of stuff. Sometimes weird stuff.
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Very liberal. Marriages are available for everyone and this is generally accepted.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Is different for each family.
AT HOME
Things in your house
A door. Oh and most people have a decent living standard and have a comfortable house, with all the silly stuff people buy over time. Of course in cities most people live in apartments. Both are expensive, but not impossible, even for low-wage workers.
Bathroom
Okay, I only know about my own bathroom.
Telephone
Everyone got one at home. Everyone got cellphones. Or smartphones, tablets, etc…
Climate
Its there. Quite soft in the southern part of the island. Not so much in the north, high mountains to be clime there. With snow.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Dinner.
What you wont eat (and odd things you will)
Puffins are off limits and eating humans as well. Beyond that, there are always weirdos who eat the weirdest things. Nothing wrong with that, its their life.
How you eat & local cuisine
Most people cook and/or warm something at home. Weekends tend to be used for going out eating and family dinners. The more high class rich people have obviously more fancy dinners. With nice silverware.
Fast food & restaurants
They exist and make their victims, serve (some) people their daily bread.
Packaging
Is available as well. Large stores with all kinds of prepackaged food available everywhere.
HEALTH
Quality of health care & national health insurance
The health care and national health insurance is one of the best available. The Bachtendekuppen government donates so much funding to health care that the entire nation is now protected under an umbrella universal coverage policy where free health, dental and medical services are available within five miles of you wherever you go in the nation.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are highly educated and skilled and regarded as one of the better doctors available. They also have a lot of of diplomas.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
A while a go the government stopped supporting any religion and cut the government position of religious adviser. Most people are not religious any more, although they are still being practised in some communities.
Relationship between church and state
None whatsoever. Not existent.
Christmas & other holidays
We kept all the holidays of course. Most important holiday is the Founding of Bachtendekuppen on 18 October.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
4 weeks a year.
Top(censored) & (censored) beaches
There are a few dedicated beaches were (censored)less and (censored) is tolerated. All other beaches need to be appropriate for kids.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Most hotels have private baths and showers.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
The south of Alacana is very popular because of its long beaches and sunny weather. The small separated islands to the south of the big island (Alacana) are popular destinations as well.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theater, etc.
They are generally supported and also encouraged as extracurricular activities (among a lot of others things). Theater buildings and such need to be sponsored by private companies, government support is scarce.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles. Dubbing is for morons.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
The public that is kept well-informed by seemingly limitless media outlets, the news is everywhere. Some drama is not unusual.
COMICS
Formats
All kinds. Libraries have collections of them and kids like it all. Not like candy of course. Or video games.
SPORTS
Popular sports
The most popular sport is mountain diving in the north. Regarded as the nations most popular and dangerous sport, mountain diving is a sport where the contestants dive of high mountains with parachute-like wings and steer along and in between the ridges. First one down (without uncontrolled falling) wins. Good insurance is important.
Types of playing cards used
Standard 52-card deck.
This information was lastly updated in May 2014.
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
Of the languages spoken in the Federal Republic of Greater Texas Territories, none has been designated the official language. Around two-thirds of Texas residents speak solely Texan English at home, while the remaining third speaks Spanish. Legislation is conducted using Texan English, but all governmental documents are available in both languages. The diversity of Greater Texas has resulted in a number of other languages present, including Russian and Punjabi.
Knowledge of foreign languages
In locations with a denser population of Spanish speakers, bilingual rates may be as high as eighty percent.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
Texan English is characterized by a “drawl” or “twang” that is exasperated by the relaxed linguistic approach and homespun lexicon. Citizens of Greater Texas are said to be polite, easygoing, and avoid being direct enough to cause offense.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
Represented by a period
Definition of a billion
The number equivalent to the product of a thousand and a million; 1,000,000,000 or 10^9
System of Measurement
Partial Metrication
How date is written & most important dates
(mm/dd/yyyy) The Federal Republic of Greater Texas Territories was founded on February 17, 2013, and applied for citizenship into The East Pacific on February 18, 2013.
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
Greater Texas has the racial dynamics of a diverse country. Discrimination based upon race is an illegal practice for employees in the public and private sectors. Racial discrimination at a personal level is tempered by the caustic public response to the display. Immigration and foreigners are welcomed with programs transitioning the individual to future citizenship, if desired.
You make jokes about
Circumstances and people. Humor and laughing are often a response to stress.
POLITICS
Political Parties
Three prominent parties exist : Centrist, Populist, and Progressive
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
Socialism is given more political and public acceptance than communism. Neither approach has made significant inroads into policy and culture. Communist parties are not welcomed, but they are not villanized.
Does the government listen to you?
All citizens have the rights of assembly and petition.
Can problems be solved?
Enough of them.
If a politician cheats on their spouse…
Then some may try to gain political capital from the event. Infidelity may be seen as a character flaw, but not one that affects the capabilities of their campaign.
Military involvement with government
Our military-industrial complex is focused on research and defense over hegemonic policies. The branches of Greater Texas’ military work in tandem with the civilian government, and are subservient to the federal government.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Citizens are entitled to the rights listed in our Charter of Liberty. Patriotism is present, but moderated with a mindset that encourages rationalism and questioning. There is no royal structure present. Changing your name is a matter of filing the right forms with the administrative agencies responsible.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Utilities are operated by municipal governments or community co-ops. There are price ceilings that are adjusted with inflation and economic cycles. Companies are privately owned, but can receive government subsidies and are made accountable through moderate regulation.
Inflation & unemployment
Inflation is managed by fiscal policies. These policies combine with the regulations placed upon the financial system to create and shape monetary policies. Unemployment is around natural levels (5-6 percent).
Taxes
Variable, currently at a flat rate of twenty percent.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
Variety increases with trade and competition, which are valued in Greater Texas. Haggling is usually reserved for larger purchases.
Credit cards
Available. Financial education is widespread and credit is much more likely to be used responsibly/as a reserve. Used by many to build and maintain their credit scores.
Inheritance
Inheritances are subject to taxation. Wills are legally binding.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
Some are a necessity, some require justification; seen as a tool to be used, but only temporarily if possible. Charitable aid is appreciated and tax-deductible.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Education is well-funded, and geo-political knowledge is commonplace.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Amicable to countries with a healthy degree of civil and political rights. Neutral towards countries that need improvements in human rights. Authoritarian regimes are tolerated, but never given overt tacit approval. In general, all nations are welcome and open to discourse and diplomacy, but no one is above reproach or suspicion.
Has your country been conquered?
No.
Have a go if you’re hard enough.
Wars
Are a utilitarian necessity at times.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Separated into levels by federalism. Lawsuits are judged in the applicable court.
Bribes
The punishment for a conviction of bribery or graft is a fine of an amount not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, or imprisonment for not more than fifteen years, or both. Additionally he/she can be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the Greater Texan government.
Police & gun ownership
Our law enforcement system is small but growing in size and technical skill as advances in the science of crime and policing take place. Gun ownership is not a right that is restricted to citizens. Our compulsory service applies to military or civil positions of public service, and familiarity with and respect for firearms is a cultural staple. The civilian populace has access to small arms such as rifles and pistols, but submachine guns are restricted to police and military members. Assault rifles are not restricted due to only small calibre versions being available to the public.
Dangerous places
The landscape of Greater Texas is somewhat inhospitable. The safety is improving as infrastructure, education, and policing achieve greater density.
Lawyers
The staple of any legal system.
EDUCATION
History you learned
A nuanced view of history, one that isn’t as subject to the effects of propaganda and biased historical narratives.
Cost of school
Public schooling is free, and funding comes from taxes paid by Greater Texas citizens and from the money that lottery sales provide. Private schooling tuition is decided by each private school.
College
Varies, depending upon whether the educational institution is private or public. Loans, scholarships, and grants are available from public and private financing sources. Tuition at public institutions is subject to price ceilings that are adjusted based upon the cost of living index and inflation. Degrees available at associate, bachelor, master, and doctorate levels.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
If you are not a farmer, it is possible that you work the industries and infrastructures that support it. The land of Greater Texas is mostly barren, but our engineers and researchers are working to correct this where possible.
Can you be fired?
Yes, but not without justification.
Labor Day?
Labor Days. March 1 and October 1
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Appointments should be maintained, and rescheduled in advance if they are unable to be attended. Punctuality is an expectation, but not viewed as an egress if violated. Negotiating is a skill that a number of Greater Texans engage in. Our citizens have used their apparently uneducated mannerisms and relaxed demeanor to create an unorthodox, but very effective approach to diplomacy.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
The right side. Standard RYG layout. Facilitated by city layouts and the policies of transportation engineers.
Taxis
Require a special license to operate, but are readily available in metropolitan areas.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Public transportation is increasing in efficiency and density as funds are appropriated. Rail networks are being laid for freight and passenger train use. Buses are common in cities or for school systems. Airports and Air Force Bases are not unheard of, but are limited to the hub cities.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
First names are used between peers and those that you are familiar or intimate with. Sir, señor, ma’am, and señora may be used when they are applicable, but the absence of these aren’t a cause for concern. A colloquialism in this regard is to refer to young women as Miss (Their First Name) and is seen as an affectionate title.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Arranged marriages are not common, but do take place in Greater Texas. The practice is found amongst various ethnicities, and is often a cultural remnant or ritual of the people who partake in it. The majority of weddings are “self-arranged”, rather than pre-arranged. Wedding customs are often unique to each individual and can be a fusion of many cultures.
Importance of family background & social status
Can certainly result in more opportunities to begin with, but the prevalence of education and a capitalist mindset amongst our citizens has shown that this disparity isn’t an exhaustingly expansive gap between classes.
Preferences of physical appearance
Are unique to each individual.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Sexuality is viewed as both a science and an art amongst Greater Texans. Sexuality in regards to identity is understood to be more than the heteronormative standards that exist in many nations. All citizens of age are allowed to marry any other individual that is also over the age of consent. Homosexuality is not viewed as abnormal or unethical. This extends to pansexuality, bisexuality, demi-sexuality, and asexuality. Transgendered and transsexual individuals are not marginalized by societal pressures to conform, and the protections against discrimination are extended to them.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Are unique to each family, and likely shaped by socio-economic status.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Vary, but the things needed to maintain an acceptable standard of living are present.
Bathroom
Present
Telephone
Access to telecommunications is ubiquitous.
Climate
The eastern third of Greater Texas has a subtropical humid climate that is most noted for warm summers. The central third of GreaterTexas has a Subtropical Sub-humid climate characterized by hot summers and dry winters. Western Great Texas is hot and arid, and is marked by terrain changes and a mountain range that makes travel difficult.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Dependent upon your schedule
What you wont eat (and odd things you will)
Generally not limited. The fusion of cultures has produced some interesting, yet certainly palatable dishes.
How you eat & local cuisine
The skill of the cook varies, but fresh ingredients are easy to obtain. Local cuisine varies by region and is eclectic enough to offer tastes of many cultures.
Fast food & restaurants
Present in any capitalist society.
Packaging
Avoids excessive waste while still preserving the perishables within.
HEALTHCARE
Quality of health care & national health insurance
Health care is improving as medical sciences advance and with the infrastructure improvements that are being undertaken. Health insurance is supplied by private companies.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are respected professionals.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Abrahamic religions are prevalent. The Hindu, Sikh, and Buddhist followings are a minority, but a sizable one. Citizens of Greater Texas are tolerant towards spiritual and secular individuals.
Relationship between church and state
No official endorsement of the state is given to any religion.
Christmas & other holidays
Present, as are holidays celebrating Buy Lung Day!’ , Charter Day, Labor Days, Service Day, Día de los Muertos, and Equality Day
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Unique to each individual, regarding their employer’s policies, if applicable. On average, workers have fourteen vacation days.
Topless & nude beaches
Present and designated as such.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Is the standard
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
Most tourism is to the cities and coast of Greater Texas. Popular outdoor recreation activities include horseback riding, fishing, hunting, and visiting federal parks. Some recreational events in urban areas include visiting venues and conventions, concerts, and museums.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theater, etc.
Viewed as an integral part of Greater Texan culture. Not entirely separate from pop culture.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Foreign-language films, especially those from Bollywood have a cult following in Greater Texas, and are presented with subtitles.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
The right to a free press and the profit available from media ventures ensure an expansive volume of material.
COMICS
Formats
Varies by publisher and creator. A thriving web comic sub-culture exists.
Popular sports
Bullfighting, motor sports, mountaineering
Types of playing cards used
52-card deck, the backs of the cards may have recognizable designs. The release of HVT decks by the Greater Texas government has happened on occasion.
Information last updated February 2013
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Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
Greater Texas has the racial dynamics of a diverse country. Discrimination based upon race is an illegal practice for employees in the public and private sectors. Racial discrimination at a personal level is tempered by the caustic public response to the display. Immigration and foreigners are welcomed with programs transitioning the individual to future citizenship, if desired.
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Does this apply to non-humans and non organics of TEP as well?
Eventually, yes.
I’m wanting to have a nation where they aren’t familiar with some of the more “fantastic” elements at first and must deal with the challenges that reaching that entails.
Cool. Just be aware that the vast majority of the south of the main continent is non-human.
Culture of Toehold
Arts
Opera and Ballet, and traditional theater are almost completely unknown, but street performances requiring minimal props are well known. There are a few private libraries, mostly connected to higher educational systems or places of worship, most free to the public. It is difficult but not impossible to make a living as an artist, and those that can are well respected. Authors, especially essayists and nonfiction writers, tend to make good money, if only because of the tumultuous political climate.
At Home
Buildings in Toehold are built to strict building codes of survivability and sanitation, and are often subsidized in exchange for military storage. All citizens are required to keep a ‘72 hour bag’, including ammunition and food but not water, with them at all times. The government allows unlimited communication via ‘brick phone’ communicators that are part of every citizen’s gear, but many generally purchase a secondary option. Western-style toilets and bath tubs/showers are generally in separate rooms. Personal electronics tend to be built along rugged, portable lines. Televisions are relatively unheard of.
Comics
Comics, especially satirical or political, are very popular, and are enjoyed by all ages. They appear in almost every format and location, up to and including on the sides of buildings.
Economics
The currency is the Gold Flake, equal to 1/1000 of a Troy Oz. This is almost always given as a small piece of gold inside of a plastic chip. lower denominations are regulated through private banks, and may or may not be taken by the seller. All utilities are private, but with strict rules about accessibility and service for ‘important’ ones. Lack of regulation has caused some industries, such as the Airline industry, to stay away. Most industries, such as railway transportation, have reached a standard (even if it is in some cases de facto) among competitors. The tax rate is generally around 30%. It is almost considered rude not to bargain, and business owners price accordingly. Bartering is not unheard of. The use of ATM and Debit cards is intermittent, but due to the nature of the currency, is generally frowned upon.
Education
The education system of Toehold is private and free through high school, with University schooling being on a merit-based system, which is also free, but extremely difficult to attend. Non-government secondary education is available, but seen as inferior, even if it is the only choice for most who wish to continue their education. This makes for an incredibly competitive scholastic environment, with all of the problems associated with it. Cheating is severely punished, although still not unheard of. Teachers are held in high respect, and it is quite a well paying profession.
Employment
Farming is a large business due to difficulties with land reclamation, and that manual labor is oftentimes much cheaper than equipment. So much of the land of Toehold has been rendered sterile that it is estimated that it will be years, if not decades, before they no longer need to import food. The growing population, relative lack of government regulation, and mineral-rich location has caused several manufacturers to open businesses here. It is not unheard of for somebody to work two or even three full time jobs. Over a quarter of the population works in the public sector, primarily in the military, education, or in one of the social programs.
Food
The biggest meal of the day is in the evenings. For several reasons, almost everything that can be rendered edible is on the menu, usually with nearly lethal levels of caffeine. People generally sit at tables on chairs for their meals, and oftentimes friends or extended family are present - it is rare to eat at your own place every day of the week. Fast food exists, but is rarely the cheapest choice available. Milk is powdered, and labels are written in whatever language will sell the most of the item.
Health
Citizens get free health care through military doctors, although there are private, unlicensed and unregulated practices that offer much faster service. Emergency care is exceptional, although you will be billed for the full amount if the doctor does not deem it a true emergency. Almost all third-world diseases are under control, although with such a large itinerant population that is difficult to achieve. Almost as many people die of heart disease as of old age. Military training accidents affect almost 1% of the population.
International
Due both to the educational system, and the number of refugees in the country, the average citizen of Toehold has an excellent understanding of international and regional affairs. How a foreign country is viewed by the average citizen is often through the lens of those who left that country, however. If you ask four different people their opinions on a foreign country, you’ll get six different responses. With a third of the legislative body being a direct democracy, and another third in the form of a Parliament, this makes foreign affairs sometimes a bit difficult.
Language
English is the official language of the government, with all services rendered in this language. There is a healthy secondary market for interpreters. Most citizens know their native language, with English being a second, or third, language. Unaccented English speakers are prized for their rarity. Citizens of Toehold tend to be rather forthright in their speech.
Law and Crime
Although Toehold has a strong court system, it is preferable to deal with the person (or their kyriarch) rather than go through the complicated legal system. Toehold does not recognize precedents, and so every case must be argued anew, although there are several well-used arguments.
There is a de facto hierarchy in place, in that all citizens must be under the authority of somebody who they name as their kyriarch. For members of the military, it is their commanding officer, and for newborns it is their mother. The kyriarch has responsibilities towards those under their authority, extending across economic, legal, and social lines. In the broadest strokes, it may be said that somebody is your kyriarch if you grant them authority over you, and trust their ability to take responsibility for you should something unfortunate happen. This happens to be a legally recognized position in Toehold. The Tyrant has famously signed ‘The People’ as his kyriarch.
Bribes are virtually nonexistent, police carry nonlethal as well as their usual lethal armament, crime is relatively nonexistent, and lawyers are unlicensed and unregulated.
Numbers
The decimal is a dot in government documents. A billion is a thousand million in government documents. The metric system is used by the government, and by several parts of the private sector. The date is DD/MM/YYYY
Politics
The legislative branch of the national government is comprised of three parts - one, a direct democracy, is one vote per citizen. Hive minds are counted as one citizen. The second third is a Parliamentary system. Every citizen has both a personal vote, and a proxy vote, which they must give to another to exercise. Whoever has the most proxy votes out of everybody in the country has the First Seat, and is the leader of Parliament. This tends to be a well-established position. A new seat is added for every million citizens, with competition being incredibly cutthroat for the newest seats, with people being kicked out of office by a few hundred or a few dozen proxies. Parliamentary Representatives are voted in real time, with seat changes calculated weekly.
The third and most distinctive is the Tyrant. Named in the classical sense of the word, the only requirements for office is that you be a citizen, and that you be in possession, and capable of wearing, a big, ugly crown made out of depleted uranium. The theory, such as it was, suggests that first of all, any person with autocratic urges will attempt the path to the most power the easiest. The counterbalance is that Toehold consists of several million heavily armed left wing nutjobs, who do not take kindly to anything resembling the traditional definition of a tyrant.
The first, and current, holder of this crown is the retired mercenary turned General that successfully led the country in rebellion and reconstruction against an uncaring Emperor, Gen. Christopher Davis. It is widely accepted that the rebellion would have been rapidly crushed were it not for him, and he, more than any other individual, embodies what it means to live the life of Freedom married to Responsibility. The people absolutely adore him, and it can be argued that they have this ridiculous political set up solely to keep this gentleman as close to the center of power as possible.
Race
Every race in The East Pacific is represented, although percentages are difficult to track down at this time, due to the large influx. Most stay with their own cultural/racial subgroup, although this is not a matter of ghetto so much as a matter of convenience. Hate crimes are not tolerated under any circumstance, and are one of the few instances where the government will prosecute a case rather than leave it to the kyriarch.
Relationships
When introductions are made, it is generally polite to use the exact method they were introduced to you as until they state otherwise. Subcultures, of course, follow whatever rules they are most comfortable with. Marriages are generally made for love, and the government offers no bonuses or penalties for marriage, and does not generally keep track of such information. There is a stigma among subcultures as to homosexuality, but only if you are a member of that subgroup, otherwise the government’s stance is that it’s nobody’s business, and they will strictly enforce that rule if needed. It is considered polite to notify somebody days in advance if possible before you head over to a friend’s house.
Religion
The majority of the citizens of Toehold follow some form of Christianity, to the point where the government has elected to spend 10% of its expenditures on Spirituality. The practice of this is that the resources are doled out on a percentage basis, so no one sect or religion is favored. In fact, the fifth largest group who receive funds is a militantly atheistic group who maintains excellent refugee and work assistance programs. The thought of a state sponsored religion beyond this makes half the population terrified and the other half burst into fits of giggles. That members directly equal gold makes for a very ‘competitive market’, but one where service rather than perks is held tantamount. There has been one known case of misuse of state funds by a ministry. The results of that were such that none have attempted to again misappropriate funds.
Social Welfare
All levels of government - and most of the private sector, in one form or another - engage in social welfare programs, primarily to integrate and bootstrap refugees and assist in the prohibitive food costs. Other major sources of welfare include the old and infirm, orphans, and widows, especially war widows. In the current economic state, it is generally felt that if you are able to work and unable to find a job, then that is on you.
Sports
Anything that can be turned into a competition between two or more people has been, including beard growing. Skills of a martial bent take center stage more often than others for national events, due to the nature of their culture.
Transportation
Most private vehicles are illegal, except for a few that meet guidelines for military service vehicles as well. Although most drive on the right side of the road, rules are seen more as a set of guidelines to keep 18-Wheelers out of most people’s bedrooms. Crossing busy streets can sometimes be considered a competitive sport as well. Trains and buses are well maintained, if on the utilitarian side, and will get you where you need to go inexpensively.
Vacations
There is no guaranteed vacation time, and citizens on average take two weeks of vacation a year. The beach, like everywhere else, has no rules on clothing, although private beaches and locations may have specific rules. Hotels generally have private baths, and vacationers tend to go anywhere that’s not Toehold.
The Grand Duchy of Dragonia
LANGUAGE
National Languages spoken in you country:
All native born individuals of the Grand Duchy speaks Dragonian and Codexian (with a slight accent).
Dragonian sounds like a combination of an old Latin-based language.
Knowledge of foreign languages:
You most likely speak another language what ever suits your fancy, but you must speak at least one foreign language before graduating High School.
If you are over 30 you most likely speak at least four languages fluently if not more.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness:
You are not comfortable, when someone you just met is closer than half meter.
Those you are very familiar with or intimately comfortable with can stand closer to you if you wish it.
NUMBERS
Decimal point:
The decimal point is a period.
Definition of a billion:
1,000,000,000 is one billion and 1,000,000 is one million.
System of measurement:
You use the good old metric system.
How date is written & most important dates:
First the month (sometimes written in roman numerals), than the day.
The year is either the first or last. Like 2013-01-13 or 01-13-2013
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners:
There are many different “ethnicity” of the skin in Dragonia and you have no problems with other human races as a people.
Humanoid races when they do visit the country a treated with a slight aloofness until their motives and actions speak for themselves, then there is more of a friendliness to the interactions.
You make jokes about…
You mostly tell jokes about politicians, policemen, and tourists.
POLITICS
Political parties:
The Grand Dukes word is the one and only law of the land.
The Council of Lairds is his advisory council.
There are government political/functionaries that facilitate and support this system.
You think multi-party systems are inefficient.
Does the government listen to you?
Yes, unless you are disruptive to society.
Can problems be solved?
Yes.
If a politician cheats on their spouse…
Politicians are held to a higher standard, if they cheat on their spouse, they are publicly censored for the first offense. If they continue, they are fired from office.
Military involvement with government:
Active duty military personnel are barred from public office. The Minister of Defense is always a retired military officer.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.:
You have the right to free speech, as long as it is not disruptive and/or demeaning in context.
You are loyal to the Grand Duke and Dragonia as a whole.
You can change your name when you get married, or if you really don’t like your name and the new name is not offensive.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private:
The Utilities are public companies that have a majority share owned by the Duchy. Private companies are usually businesses owned by individuals.
Inflation & unemployment:
Unemployment is unfortunately around 15%, there are government sponsored programs to help people get jobs. Inflation is usually 10%.
Taxes:
50%
Variety of items for sale, haggling:
Variety is huge, the stores are teaming with items for sale. The only time you haggle is when your at a flea market and such.
Credit cards:
Debit cards are more popular. You don’t like to spend beyond your means which Credit Cards lets you do, which makes you go into debt. But having a Credit Card lets you have a means in an emergency, you just don’t like to use it.
Inheritance:
You can freely make your will out to whoever you wish to, although you must be of sound mind and body. Making out your will to leave everything to your cactus is just wrong. You leave stuff to your family and friends.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid:
You know that Dragonia has a good Social Welfare program, and you know that there are some unfortunate members of society that need it. You work hard so you don’t have to need it.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders:
You know most of them, and where they are located on the world map, apart from a few obscure ones.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific:
You know your country is friendly with a few nearby neighboring countries, and are currently neutral about the rest.
Has your country been conquered?
No, Dragonia has weathered the storms and threats of would-be conquerors, but you’re damn proud of the fact your country has never been conquered.
Wars:
You think that war is necessary up to a point, it leads to sometimes good changes and advancements. On average though you prefer peace, but you are ready to defend your country at a moments notice.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits:
Your court system is just and incorruptible, there are many checks and balances in the legal process. Lawsuits have to be real and just to be brought to the courts attention. You can’t go out and sue a company because you were to stupid to put the lid on the cup of hot coffee while driving and it spilled in your lap burning you. You would be laughed out of the court if you tried.
Bribes:
Bribery is frowned upon very much. It was quite common over 1500 years ago, but now, if you get caught, you can spend up to 10 years in prison, and the person taking the bribe could spend up to 20 if he/she accepts a bribe.
Police & gun ownership:
Only the Police and the Shadow Dragon (think CIA and MI5) forces can have guns.
Private ownership of guns by Dragonian citizens must have a valid gun permit, like for hunters and private investigators and is strictly regulated.
Any non-permit carrying person who is in possession of a gun, will be arrested, fined and jailed.
The military has their own rules on weapons.
Dangerous places:
The cities and towns are safe, but the wilderness can be dangerous if your not prepared for it.
Lawyers:
You think lawyers are a necessary “evil” and that there are more than enough lawyers.
EDUCATION
History you learned:
You know the history of the Grand Duchy quite well and have a good knowledge of World History and Geography as well.
Cost of school:
School is free up till the students graduate High School.
College:
If you go to College you will have to pay your way, you can get loans at a very reduced interest rate from the government. College is usually four years long unless your going for a higher degree like a Masters or PhD.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
If you live in the rural countryside then more than likely yes or you work at a business that supports farming/ranching.
Can you be fired?
Yes, although you can find a new job.
Labor day:
Labor Day is the first Monday of May.
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating:
Being on time is a rule that you were taught from a young age on. You ask for forgiveness if you are 15 minutes late and apologize profusely if 30 minutes late. One hour is inexcusable.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety:
You drive on the right side. You stop at the red light no matter what, and the pedestrians can safely cross the road.
Taxis:
Tourist like your taxis, they are always helpful in getting you where you need to go in a timely and safe way.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes:
Are kept clean and are always as punctual as they can, they are widely used, since getting around the cities is easier than trying it in cars.
The high speed raised mag-lev Bullet Trains are the best way to travel across the country, planes are affordable and usually only used when traveling to other parts of the region or other places on Urth.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address:
At official places you call everyone on his or her surname and always put Mr/Ms before it. Otherwise you can call those you know well on their first names.
If your workplace is not an office, you can call your colleagues on their first names. Students often use others surname, there is no problem with that. Calling a teacher on his or her first name is impolite and disrespectful.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs:
“Officially,” there are no arranged marriages. You must register the marriage at the courts. A Church of Dragonia wedding is a beautiful and spiritual union between the couple getting married.
“Officially” you have only one spouse at a time.
“Unofficially,” the government looks at the genetics of the Dragonian people and finds the best matches for the Eugenics program it has been running for the past 1500 years.
“Unofficially,” you can have “Companions” that are part of your household with your spouses consent.
Importance of family background & social status:
“Officially,” there is no “real” type of family background or social status.
“Unofficially” if your family has been part of a military family for generations. Or if your family is part of or has became part of the Eugenics program. Then you are considered “favored”. (The military families have been part of the Eugenics program from the inception of it.)
Preferences of physical appearance:
You believe strongly that people must look and be healthy.
A very thin person or an obese person is not considered good looking.
Physically fit people are more attractive in your eyes.
You exercise on a regular scheduled, for a healthy body leads to a healthy mind and lifestyle.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality:
You are very open about sex and sexuality, you don’t hide from the topic. Although having sex in public is wrong to do.
When a male and/or a female reach the age of 15 they are considered “legal consenting adults”.
Public nudity is excepted, the vast majority of Dragonians are physically fit and healthy individuals, who are not ashamed of being seen sans clothing.
Pornography is frowned upon and widely discouraged, but it still exists.
Sex with a minor is considered rape and is punished accordingly.
Homosexuality and Bisexuality has been widely excepted throughout Dragonian history and nobody considers either to be wrong.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.:
Family is open to each other, showing up is fine. Friends can usually show up, but it is more polite to call ahead or be invited over.
AT HOME
Home:
First and for-most your place of residence is as environmentally friendly as you can make it. Your home is built to last, it is a sturdy shelter, be it a house or an apartment building, it’s built to be as survivable a home as can be. If you have a yard with your home, you usually have a small vegetable garden. If you live in an apartment, you have a “window garden” most likely.
Things in your house:
You have a telephone, a TV, a radio, a computer, your own bathroom. You do your laundry at home, and you have central heating/air.
Bathroom:
You either have a bath or a shower or both! The toilet is usually in a separate area of the bathroom that is enclosed or semi-enclosed off.
Telephone:
Getting a new land-line phone is routine, and it will work. Getting a cellphone is as easy as going to a store that sells them and buying it.
Coverage for cellphones is great, but out in the wilderness, it is spotty at best unless you have a satellite phone.
Climate:
The climate is a mix, depending on where you are in the country. On the northern coast it is tropical. Mild winters are quite common in the Moonstone mountains to the south-east, while the summers are warm but not to hot or rainy. (I was thinking of the many different climate/regions of New Zealand is how Dragonia’s climate is.)
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day:
Is around noon.
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will):
No matter what, you don’t eat dogs or cats; unless it is a matter of survival.
How you eat & local cuisine:
You eat sitting kneeling or cross-legged on a pad at a low table.
You are eating healthy foods, and fish and poultry are a common staple in your diet.
You stay way from high fat and greasy foods.
Your country is very health conscious.
Fast food & restaurants:
The “fast food” type places are cheap and required to be healthy. The same goes for the sit-down restaurants.
Packaging:
Mustard comes in glass jars, milk in glass jars that are returnable and reused after a thorough cleansing. Recycling is mandatory and packaging takes that into consideration.
HEALTH
Quality of health-care & national health insurance:
Dragonia provides universal health insurance from your taxes. Health-care is very excellent.
Attitudes toward doctors:
Doctors are very respected members of Dragonian society.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them:
You believe that the Mother-creator is “Gaia” or “Mother Nature” or even “Mother Urth”, and you strive to live in harmony with the land you live on.
Relationship between church and state:
The government and the church are to remain separate. Druids are here for your spiritual health, not to dictate how you live your life. The only time the Druids will interfere with the state is when the environment is in jeopardy of being despoiled.
Christmas & other holidays:
There is no ‘Christmas’ it is called “Yule”. There are the Summer and Winter Solstice Festivals, as well as the Spring and Fall Equinox Festivals. New Year eve/day is part of the “yuletide” season.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time:
You get three weeks of vacation a year.
Topless & nude beaches:
You find that there is nothing wrong going around topless at beaches, nor nothing wrong with nudity in general, be it at the beach or at home.
Hotel rooms with private baths:
In the cities, rooms have a private bath. At bed-n-breakfasts you usually have to share baths.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities:
Usually when you go on vacation, you travel to Azlanta on the Barrior Isles for some fun in the sun and sand, as well as the casinos.
If you want to get away and “back to nature” you go up to the Druidic wilderness preserve of Moondeep.
Traveling abroad can be expensive but not difficult either by plane or boat.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theater, etc.:
Plays are quite popular, they provide good entertainment.
Opera and ballet are well received in Dragonia as well.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles are preferred if it is a foreign language film. Dubbing not so much.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media:
The Weyrcliff Leader is the national newspaper.
Each city has it’s own paper as well for the local news. All papers are censored to a point.
The news on the TV is censored to a point as well.
You have access to foreign media if you wish.
COMICS
Format:
You can find them in a section of the newspapers, also there are graphic novels.
Web comics are becoming more and more popular.
SPORTS
Popular sports:
Rugby and Futbol (soccer) are the most popular sports.
Surfing and Sailing are popular pastimes, as well as Hiking and Mountain Climbing.
Types of playing cards used:
52 Cards in the deck, the back usually has nature scenes on them. The front has your normal heart, diamond, club and spade on them.
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LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
All native Kohlandians speak Thursian, the language of Queen Eothria, who united Kohlandia in 647 AD. All immigrants who apply for citizenship are required to demonstrate a basic knowledge of Thursian but there is a great deal of debate in the press over just how many applicants actuall can speak Thursian and how many just get a friend or relative to take the test for them.
Knowledge of foreign languages
English is taught in schools from age 5 and up; while other languages are taught as optional qualifications from age 12 onwards. Despite regular lessons, many Kohlandians leave school without a working knowledge of any foreign languages (and the press love to suggest that they have little to no knowledge of Thursian, too).
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
How comfortable you are standing close to a person depends more on where you grew up than anything else, and it varies wildly across the country.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is a full stop. Spaces are used between blocks of three numbers.
Definition of a billion
Million: 1 000 000
Milliad: 1 000 000 000
Billion: 1 000 000 000 000
Billiad: 1 000 000 000 000 000
Trillion: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000
Trilliad: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
System of measurement
Kohlandia officially moved over to the metric system when the Republic constitution was adopted in 1886. Despite this, there are still areas of the country that insist on using the “imperial” measurement system. There is a pressure group - The Coalition for Equal Measures - which lobbies the Government for dual measurements on all packaging.
How date is written & most important dates
Kohlandia uses the Day-Month-Year dating system and the Gregorian calendar. Weeks start on a Monday.
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
Kohlandia is historically a human country, although there have been people of other races in Kohlandia since at least the 8th century; particularly in the Cuthria area, which has a large felinoid population. Most people get along regardless of race but it’s by no means guaranteed that you won’t run into an idiot from time to time.
You make jokes about…
The weather. The government. The fact that the post office could replace its postmen with snails and nobody would notice. The lack of decent TV shows these days.
POLITICS
Political parties
There are seven large parties in the Kohlandian Parliament, but only three are widely regarded as big enough to form a government on their own:
The Lancean Party is the oldest party, and has a reputation as being full of aged, stuck-in-the-past, rich landowners who don’t care about the “average person”. Despite this, they have won more elections than any other party in the nation’s history. Their name comes from the fact that they were originally formed by a group of Lancers in the People’s Army that forced King Harold VI to sign the Parliament Act in 1502 (and thus the party can trace its history right back to the founding of Parliament itself).
Republic Workers Party is the largest party by number of members. Formed during the revolutionary war of 1878 to 1885, the party’s name relates to it originally being the political wing of the Republican Revolutionary Workers Army. When they are not in power, chances are good that the RWP is forming the official Opposition in Parliament.
The Liberal-Green Alliance is the traditional “third option” in Parliament. It hasn’t formed a government of its own since 1982 but did have an alliance with the RWP from 1990 to 1998 which kept the Lanceans from forming a minority Government.
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
One of the three major Parliamentary parties is Socialist but the country as a whole is democratic.
Does the government listen to you?
The general attitude is “it doesn’t matter who you vote for, they are all bastards”.
Can problems be solved?
Yes but it will probably take a lot of time and effort.
If a politician cheats on his wife…
Then Tim McFallon will be printing a story about it in The Detective, probably alongside a “witty” cartoon.
Military involvement with government
The military has a long-standing tradition of involvement with the Goverment, having been integral in the formation of Parliament and the toppling of the monarchy during the revolutionary war. The current President is a former member of the Air Force. Despite this, Parliament attempts to distance itself from active military involvement whenever possible.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
All citizens are free, up to a point. School children are taught the old saying “your right to swing your fist ends when it hits my nose”.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies
Private ownership is a strongly-guarded right. Companies have legal rights of their own and may hold property. Corporate sponsorship and invplvement in politics is widely despised by the populace, but it continues to happen anyway.
Inflation & unemployment
Inflation is kept as low as possible but still happens and everyone agrees there is too much of it. The same goes for unemployment.
Taxes
Income tax is currently at 23%. Some argue that it’s too high, others that it’s too low. It goes up and down all the time, with the result being that noboby can remember how much tax they are supposed to be paying. As a result, most companies deduct tax automatically on behalf of their employees, while all self-employed people have an annual panic when their tax returns are due.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
There is a vast range of options for just about everything and haggling is reserved for small market stalls.
Credit cards
Everyone has one. Everyone hates them. Nobody wants to pay the interest rates they charge, but everyone does anyway.
Inheritance
Your will is your own business, but anything valued over a statuory “capital gains level” will incur taxation.
SOCIAL WELFARE
There is a reasonable social welfare system in place. The RWP argue that it isn’t big enough, while the Lanceans argue that it’s far too big and encourages people not to work.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Most Kohlandians will know the capitals of their regional neighbours, along with the other major capitals of the world. Just don’t ask them to point to most countries on a map, or ask them who’s in charge. The government is working on improving education (Honest!).
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
The general consensus is that TEP is a lovely place full of lovely people, and a really nice place to visit.
Has your country been conquered?
Four times in the last 2000 years. Officially, the last time was in 1404 and it lasted for 216 years. Unofficially, the Straethan region of Cuthria was occupied by enemy forces for six weeks in 1978 before the army took the place back.
Wars
Kohlandia prefers peace to war, but that’s never stopped us getting involved. In fact, Kohlandian armed forces have been in a constant state of war somewhere in the world for the last 28 years.
The last full-scale war involving the country was the “Five Year War” of 1974-79, during which time the country was under near-constant bombardment. Kohlandia was part of the coalition that won, but only because the other side surrendered first.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Kohlandians are universally regarded as a highly litigious bunch but the truth is, most people will live their entire lives without getting involved with a lawsuit. Lawyers are incredibly expensive and generally regarded as money-grubbing parasites with large wallets and no morals.
There are three types of court in Kohlandia: Civil (for contract law, wills, etc), Criminal (for dealing with the stuff the media loves to write about) and Ecclesiastical (because the Church used to be really powerful in Kohlandia and nobody has gotten around to fully absorbing the few remnants of Church Law into the Civil system yet).
Bribes
If you’re going to bribe, for goodness’ sake don’t get caught. It’s illegal, it’s immoral and you’ll be all over the front page of the papers.
Police & gun ownership
Guns are outlawed but the legislation is flaky at best. As a result, lots of people still own guns but don’t take them out of the house.
Dangerous places
The countryside is mostly safe. The cities are mostly safe, as long as you avoid the city centre around pub closing time and you don’t go near any of the “sink estates” that house the really rough citizenry.
Lawyers
There are too many lawyers and you probably think they are all self-serving bastards, but when you need help you’ll be straight on the phone to one.
EDUCATION
History you learned
There is a strong emphasis on Kohlandian history from the first year of school onward. The history of other nations is taught to some extent, but it barely gets past “The Egyptians, The Greeks, The Romans and the World Wars” unless you choose to study history as a preferred subject.
Cost of school
School is free, and mandatory up to age 16.
College
College lasts two years (usually 16-18 years of age, although some start later). Most college graduates then enter employment, but there is a growing proportion who are chosing to then go on to a 3- or 4-year University course.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
Probably not. Farming is a dwindling industry because of modern technological advancements that have seen the majority of agriculture taken over by large businesses.
Can you be fired?
Yes, and you probably will be. Employment laws are improving but continue to be inadequate.
Labor day
What day?
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Do. Not. Be. Late. Kohlandians hate people who are late.
When negotiating, be incredibly polite and then mutter about the other person when they are gone. It’s the Kohlandian way.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
You drive on the left. Traffic lights are enforced by cameras and anyone who jumps a red light is fined plus they get points on their licence. If you are caught jumping two lights in the same week, you can lose your licence.
Pedestrian safety is pretty good, with many walkways and pedestrian crossings available in cities. In the countryside, you’re either perfectly safe or you take your life in your own hands trying to cross the road. It really depends on how much attention the Governor is paying to road safety.
Taxis
Taxis are reasonably cheap, reasonably clean and reasonably honest.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Busses are clean on a morning, and filthy by the evening. They are sometimes on time but you will rarely have to wait more than half an hour for one, unless you live somewhere remote.
We have trains. That’s about as much as anyone wants to talk about them.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
Everyone is “Mr X” or “Mrs X” unless you are asked to call them by their first name; which most people will do pretty quickly upon you meeting them.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Arranged marriages have been illegal since the 19th century but still happen in some areas. Wedding customs vary depending on the region but most weddings are small, family affairs.
Importance of family background & social status
People say Kohlandia is a “classless society” but they will almost immediately follow that with a laugh. There are three classes: working class, middle class and upper class. You won’t find many people claiming to be “Upper class” since the Revolution, but there are still some around who cling to the title. They mostly live in the capital and drive obnoxiously-coloured sports cars.
Preferences of physical appearance
Thin is good. Beautiful is good. Magazines pressure people to look perfect. The media thinks this is a real problem and lambasts the government for not doing enough to counter it. The same media continues to plaster images of unhealthily-thin women and ruggedly handsome men everywhere.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Sex and sexuality is a private matter. Officially, there is equality for the sexes and equality for all sexualities. Unofficially, there are websites that will give you “List of places to not go when gay”. Homophobic crimes are treated more harshly than regular crimes by the police but the problem is still there.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Family relationships vary from family to family.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Kohlandians think a TV, DVD player and computer are basic household appliances.
Bathroom
Bath, shower, sink and toilet are usually in the same room. The size of the room is a good indicator of your social status.
Telephone
Home telephones are becoming rare, because everyone and their dog has a mobile phone.
Climate
Variable. Very variable. It can be pouring with rain one day, and beautifully sunny the next. Someone drew a “tourist information” poster saying “Come to Kohlandia” and featuring a guy wearing sandals, shorts and a raincoat while standing in a puddle. Everyone laughed.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Traditionally it is eaten at 6pm. Nowadays? It’s probably ordered from a takeaway while you watch the 8 O’Clock news.
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Kohlandians turn their noses up at eating cats, dogs, pigeons or horses. The Cuthrian region has a traditional delicacy called Sembat, which is a kind of honey caek full of sweet-tasting insects common to the region. Unless you’re brought up on them from childhood, even a native Kohlandian will turn their nose up at it these days.
How you eat & local cuisine
Local cuisine is basic, but filling. Traditional meals feature few herbs and spices. All meals are traditionally eaten around a table, but nowadays you’re just as likely to find people resting their plates on their knees while they sit in front of their televisions.
Fast food & restaurants
They are everywhere, and they vary in price, quality and healthiness (from “pretty healthy” to “russian roulette”).
Packaging
If it’s not in a plastic tube, it’s in a jar, a can or a carboard box. Plastic is being phased out due to an emphasis on recycling, however.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
There is universal healthcare but its quality varies from region to region.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors get more respect than lawyers, but people still think a good Google search is better than the average consultation.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Officially, Kohlandia has had no state religion since the Revolution. Unofficially, you’ll hear a lot of people shouting “this is a Christian country” when matters of religion arise.
Relationship between church and state
The church used to be a major part of state affairs. Now it officially has no place, but there are still remnants of Ecclesiastical Law to be dealt with.
Christmas & other holidays
The major holidays are Christmas (celebrated on 25 December) and Freedom Day (celebrated 5 May).
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
You probably get 2-3 weeks’ paid vacation per year, plus 18 “national holdays” a year. Plus Christmas Day and Freedom Day.
Topless & nude beaches
Some beaches are topless, some beaches are nude. They are clearly signposted. It is illegal to go nude or topless on any other beaches.
However, there is no law against toplessness or nudity anywhere else in the country; although the police have the ability to arrest anyone who causes a “breach of the peace”, so if someone starts complaining you should probably cover up.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Most hotels have en suite facilities, but not all do.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
The Kohl river is a very popular tourist destination because of the Flotilla; a set of recreation historical vessels from the stone age to modern sail boats.
Other destinations include the four Palaces (one large palace in each of the three major regions of the country, plus Mellor Palace in the capital city, Dunhallow. Since the revolution, these have all been open to the public and are now all museums.
You may also like to visit Winter Hill, the largest mountain in Kohlandia. It was first climbed in 1704 and is now one of those “places to climb before you die” destinations for domestic and international climbers alike.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
Lots of people go to the theatre, especially around Christmas. Far, far less go to ballet or opera, despite the country’s long and rich history of both. Ballet and opera are funded by the government’s Ministry of the Arts, although they would both tell you they are not funded enough.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Dubbing is popular, but subtitles have been making a comback in recent years.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
There are six terrestrial channels and about 900 sattelite channels. People still complain that there is nothing on worth watching. News is supposedly free and uncensored, but don’t expect to see anything mentioned if the channel’s owner doesn’t like it.
Magazines and print newspapers are dying out thanks to widespread Internet use.
COMICS
Format
Newspapers used to carry comics on a “comics page” but they are dying out as the newspapers make extensive cutbacks to keep going in the face of the Internet. Comic books are still around but they are mostly foreign imports. Kohlandian comics pretty much died out in the 1970s.
SPORTS
Popular sports
Tennis and football are very popular. There are local football teams and tennis courts are all over the place. You can usually find a golf club or two in each city; and many cities also have a hockey team.
Types of playing cards used
Kohlandians would look at you funny if you showed them anything other than a “traditional” French pack of cards.
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United Socialist Collective of Sophis
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
The United Socialist Collective of Sophis has a number of languages and dialects but declares the official languages as English and Woodward Elvish. Although it is projected that within a few more centuries, the two may merge into one language.
Knowledge of foreign languages
Any new language discovered, educators of Sophis will seek to learn and master the language along with establishing educational programs to revolve around teaching it.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
English has been a very old language preserved by those of USCS, with Woodward Elvish being a language that has continuously adapted throughout the course of the Elves of Sophis’ history.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The use of a dot, or period.
Definition of a billion
One hundred million
System of measurement
Over the course of the last two centuries, the people of Sophis have been debating on what sort of system of measurement would be most reliable. Have the ascending of the most recent wise ruler, he has declared that the most reliable system would be the metric system.
How date is written & most important dates
month/day/year/era
Era: time in between any two pivotal moments in history
I.E: 9/9/13/4
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
The majority of the populace comprises of humans, although there is a number of elves who have traveled with the humans to the land that which they settled two eras ago. These two USCS races have come a long way and have learned to leave behind the very concept of racism. Their interests in international affairs has also left them open to meeting other races of any sort and they openly greet foreigners.
You make jokes about…
Anything and everything. Those who have no sense of humor are disappointing people. Live a laugh full of laughs and joy, because a saddened one with no smiles or laughs is simply disappointing.
POLITICS
Political parties
No such thing. The power vested into the wise ruler is given in pure devotion, dedication and respect that such a ruler have earned such a title for the reason that they will lead the nation as a whole in the right direction.
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
We are socialism. The government has seized every industry. Yet the pursuit of all government interests lay on the shoulders of the wisest person who is given the title of king or queen.
Does the government listen to you?
Of course. The displeased populace can go straight to the very autocrat themselves with concerns and discussion will be made to settle anything.
Can problems be solved?
Why not? Problems left unsolved are like untreated wounds. They would simply fester and lead to terrible infections. Yet the most ideal way to settle any problems is through a passive approach.
If a politician cheats on her/his spouse…
They will see terrible punishments. All people have rights to see who they wish and love who they want to. To get married is to become part of a commitment and to break such a commitment is very hard to forgive.
Military involvement with government
The military takes pride in the unique technological advancements and serve to protect the government and the people. Yet there is no major forms of security for the sake of any government member.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is promoted and slander against the government is question. Patriotism is disdained yet all people respect a man or woman that takes pride in the flag that hangs high over the great palace. Royalty is usually denounced but prefixes and suffixes are awarded to outstanding citizens and members of the military for a variety of reasons. Changing names are always left as an option although keeping your surname, if not married, is promoted because it is seen that you would otherwise find your family as a disgrace, unless it is you who is the disgrace.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Public. The government dedicates a nice number towards various utilities and companies.
Inflation & unemployment
Inflation is low, the government uses coinage as their currency, using nickel, bronze, silver and gold.
Taxes
Taxes are defined around household income and personal income. It varies for the purpose of keeping every citizen independent to keep welfare nonexistent.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
All sorts of things, there is government ran stores that distribute all products, national and international. There are areas within cities and towns dedicated to barter and trade haggling for the sake of allowing any relief from possible economic issues.
Credit Cards
Not implemented.
Inheritance
Allowed, although at any single point where what is inherited is an amount that could lead to large gains in equity, there will be a tax on it with those inheriting can state where the taxed money can be used for, so there is no feelings of the government stealing any of it.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
Charitable aid is acceptable but any welfare of unemployment payments are hated with concern over the promoting of laziness and ruining the maximum productive potential. The government allocates money to the disabled and old, and runs an employment database system to keep people employed.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Sophis promotes national and international knowledge and understanding of other cultures, yet overall, she is new to the world stage.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Mutual respect among others and pursue the best relations with the others.
Has your country been conquered?
Never.
Wars
Civil war of 1709, era 3
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
A court system exists. It is allows for equal representation although accusations rarely exist without evidence to apply. Lawsuits do not exist.
Bribes
Unacceptable and any sorts of bribery is punishable to extremes/
Police & gun ownership
Police and public are allowed to own guns although restrictions apply to public ownership.
Dangerous places
Although with a massive development in cities as well as rural regions, there continues to be areas that are trailing behind and are not pleasant for too many.
Lawyers
Government paid and only serve to represent individuals being charged.
EDUCATION
History you learned
Everything to the history of USCS, the eras before and everything in between.
A great amount of knowledge is taught about other nations as well.
Cost of school
Roughly $10,000
Money goes towards the professors and sophists. As well as towards maintenance of the facilities.
College
Publicly operated and all designed over sprawling amounts of land since there is only one to each region within Sophis.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
35% chance of that being yes.
Can you be fired?
Highly unlikely
Labor day
No such thing, every day is a day of labor
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Yes?
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Right. Yes. Heavy focus on their safety
Taxis
None
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Heavy focus for the sake of pedestrian safety and lower carbon footprint
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
Mr., Ms., Mrs.
Names revolve around Germanic cultures. Such as their tribes, from Anglo-Saxons, to Narmans and Goths.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Marriages are based around the two individuals within the relationship
Importance of family background & social status
Background can have influence towards desires. Reputation exists and should be guarded.
Preferences of physical appearance
None. The physical labors will be more strong physically and those in pursuit of less physically oriented occupations, such as science, may be more mentally strong.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Homosexuality is acceptable. It is simply advisable to seek relationships involving two people
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Strong family relations is preferred.
AT HOME
Things in your house
The basics like furniture, tools of an individual’s trade.
Bathroom
All of the basics, at suitable quality condition
Telephone
Yes, fully operational, no sorts of wiretaps
Climate
Four seasons
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Dinner
Although breakfast is the most important
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Fast food.
How you eat & local cuisine
Healthy with moderate snacking and desserts.
Enjoying local cuisine is promoted.
Coastal regions enjoy sea food.
Inland enjoys the food found on it.
Fast food & restaurants
Fast food is banned and restaurants are
Packaging
Heavy regulations control preservatives being added.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
National insurance exists, all the while healthcare is top tier while being relatively cheap, through the importance of able minded doctors being licensed to practice.
Attitudes toward doctors
They are highly respected and are paid based on quality work.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Gnosticism
Numerous numbers of cults and occult practice.
Atheism is usually considered the official state of matters of religion.
Relationship between church and state
No sort of relation
Christmas & other holidays
Religious holidays are allowed to be practiced but work lost is demanded to be made up before or after it.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Time can be earned, up to a max of two weeks
Beach attire
Standard, although a number of nudist beaches can be found
Hotel rooms with private baths
Yes. Although there are public baths, in relation to traditional practice with steam technology
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
Red Star Square, where philosopher Orogaumer taught the philosophy of the ideal leader.
The beaches all along the coast of Sophis are deeply loved for the unique quality of the sand itself and the beauty of the sea that can be seen from the coast.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
Somewhat disliked but not banned. It is a great way to spend time not put into productive work but it is hated when it decreases productivity of work.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Depends on the original language. Both are usually offered, however.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Television news is distributed by local and national news.
Newspapers are operated the same.
COMICS
Format
However artists wish to go about
SPORTS
Popular sports
Football, airsoft, Go
Types of playing cards used
Due to a surge in occult activity, there is a growth in popularity with tarot cards. The use of tarot cards can be used from simply using them for card games, to being used as a divination tool.
MIKGONNIAN IMPERIUM
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
The MikGonnian Imperium has no national language as the nation is heavily multi-lingual. While the people of the country usually speak at least two languages and understand as many as six. The de-facto language of the government is English.
The languages spoken in day to day life:[ul]
[li]English
[li]Lacertae
[li]Dead-tongue
[li]Slash[/li][/ul]
Knowledge of foreign languages
Foreign languages and culture are incorporated into the lives of most occupants in the nation. It is most prevalent in the markets and social areas in the cities with heavy commerce and government.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
Most citizens of the nation do not usually speak various languages when conversing with other citizens as most to all citizens are polyglots, so individuals speak their native tongues which is usually understood between citizens of different races or species. When speaking formally, individuals usually a few feet away from each others faces and look directly at each other when conversing. Informal speech can vary depending on individuals, it can be just as formal speaking or perhaps closer and more indirect. Telepathy is sometimes utilized in certain species or in significant individuals.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
Decimal points are represented as a split vertical line (¦).
System of measurement
The metric system is used for international trade and commerce though in the nation the Luorid systm of measurement is used (1.5cm = ε5¦1).
Definition of a billion
One thousand million.
How date is written & most important dates
The date is written out from the original date of convergence of species (first date where the nations species met and led exodus). Written out as: A-III 1Γ 1036 (A = After Convergence, III = Third Dynasty, 1Γ = day one of the 5th month, 1036 = yr since founding of nation).
Race
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
MikGonnia was first founded by a triumvirate of species who worked together to lead an exodus from there respective homelands and eventually made there stay in TEP. Because most of their history was lost during the exodus there is almost no memory of a divided/ racially isolated society. This allows society to function with greatly reduced racial tension(except for racial jokes, everyone loves those). The Three founding races are Human - Primate, Baulsk - Reptilian (kinda), and the Kortul - Reptilian/ Invertebrate? Though since it’s creation MikGonnia has become more and more racially diverse, including Vixa (General term for fox/wolf people), Seiba (general term for cybernetic/ artificial/ robotic beings), Foreign races that have immigrated from the surrounding nations, and Karl (A retroactive organic AI that was dug up in a mine, then given a job as the Financial Viceroy).
You make jokes about…
Racial jokes which include those regarding the Kortul as “crop eating bugs” a statement made by a visiting diplomat from Zergis Prime. Another is how green Baulskas walk compared to how blue Baulskas walk. Jokes about deadly diseases and plagues like the one that wiped out 1/2 of the humans on there settlement before they created the triumvirate (One bit of history that survived) are also quite stimulating.
POLITICS
Political parties
There have been a number of large political parties since the creation of the nation (as would be expected from throwing together multiple races of people from completely different area), the parties are as follows:[ul]
[li]Visari - Imperialist party
[li]Red Dragon Party - Communist Party
[li]Elephant Party - Conservative Party
[li]Fatherland Union - Reform Party
[li]Nationalists Party - Isolationists
[li]Worker’s Alliance - Liberal Party
[/li][/ul]
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
Attitudes toward Socialism and Communism vary between parties and the current economical environment. They tend to gain more support in times of economical upheaval and stagnation but have yet secured any high ranking government positions.
Does the government listen to you?
For the most part yes, but only during a movement will something be done fast, otherwise your best bet is to work with your local officials and work your way up when you have a following. For local always go for local government, though if your issue is much grander then small government has the power to deal with letters and persistence may make your point more noticeable.
Can problems be solved?
Problems can be solved, very quickly too! With the established University of MikGonnia any problem can be thrown into that blender and it will spit up the answer! Besides problems that require scientific research the government issues can also be solved fairly diligently as most political parties are willing to compromise.
If a politician cheats on her/his spouse…
When such occurrences happen it really doesn’t change anything as long as he continues his job correctly. Incidents like these are common with the ever growing problem due to inter-species relations becoming more prominent and the social barriers dividing them being eroded away (or perhaps morphed into a different boundary).
Military involvement with government
The military is under the control of the government, more specifically, the Emperor. Though various generals subordinate under the the military chancellor. both the military chancellor and the emperor discuss military strategies and plans, but the military chancellor executes the plans and makes any in field or immediate decisions that need to be made.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
The Rights of freedom of Speech are held dear as it allows anyone to question anything publicly with legal consequences. Although hate speech and treasonous talk will probably end with you being watched by the government, at least, for a time and a nice beating from locals. Patriotism is a big thing on days that celebrate the country and in more rural areas, though it is usually not huge during the working days of the year. The royalty of the nation are not watched like celebrities but like political officials. They do most of there work for the military but do deal with local affairs when the need arises. They are judged by the work they do and not by there title(at least to most of the public) and can have there royal title denounced by the Emperor. Anyone can change their name though you must go through a tedious bureaucratic system to do this, unless of course it is for your protection under the police(Reidzo).
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Regardless of the governments many regulations and requirements in the nation there are many large private companies (and small private businesses). The government does not have absolute control over industries, but can investigate a companies facilities if there is public outcry or legal issues in the company. There are many public utilities covering the country such as observatories, museums, zoo’s, parks, sporting rinks, stadiums, and theaters.
Inflation & unemployment
Inflation has not been an issue in the country as the present economy is making the Mik(dollar) worth more and more. Unemployment is very low with the new expansion of lands by the government.
Taxes
There are many taxes in the country, almost everything has a tax. Depending on the item, business, or individual the rates could be high or low.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
Because MikGonnia is a heavily commerce based society one can buy almost anything at the sea markets on the shore. Imports from every country wiling to trade (and some who didn’t agree to the trade) penetrate the deepest regions of the nation. Haggling is the only way not to get ripped off, but haggling is instilled in children heads from a very young age so everyone knows what to expect and how to work people.
Credit Cards
Credit cards are not used but a similar device is used though much more regulated to stop bankruptcy.
Inheritance
Inheritance is allowed.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Because of heavy trade with other countries most foreign trade cities are known, but since the election of a Nationalists Chancellor this was mostly only known to traders and scholars. Since the election of a new Imperialist Chancellor it is now mandatory to teach foreign culture/cities/leaders in schools.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Respect of all other brothers in the East Pacific is shared among the citizens. With newly opened borders following the new election the nations hopes for international prosperity.
Has your country been conquered?
Not by a foreign power looks over shoulder at Pax, hopefully no.
Wars
Multiple civil wars in the past (over a long period of time) and the vague memory of the war that brought the triumvirate together and formed the country.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
The highly complex judicial system is denounced by foreigners but is highly efficient. Most court hearings are rather quickly and for the most part regarded as fair. The judicial system allows appeals, out of court settlements, indictments, and contempt. As for lawsuits ,which are very common among traders, can sometimes destroy lives when involving a lethal accidents in small businesses. It is not uncommon for someone to have gone to court at least 5 times in there lives.
Bribes
Bribes are very rarely use successfully as the charges for corruption are frightening.
Police & gun ownership
The Reidzo (police) do carry firearms, mostly pistols, though the level of crime or importance of an area can dictate heavier firepower. The police for the most part are seen as friendly keepers of the peace, only really getting involved if something gets out of hand or to put someone in there place. A job as an Officer is a fairly prestigious field as it is very difficult to attain. Most Reidzo are retired or off deployed military soldiers. Gun ownership is allowed for the public, but only pistols and rifles unless you carry a permit of need from a business or the government.
Dangerous places
Even with a prominent Reidzo presence rime is still an issue in more poverty stricken intercity areas and the darker areas of the harbor. Just travel in a group when you take a walk through the area and you will be fine.
Lawyers
Because lawsuits and court hearings are so common a lawyer will make a good living and his position is one of interest to many youth with monetary aspirations. They are seen as intelligent by some and blood suckers by others. Because they are so used and involved in local affairs so much many people know the lawyers of the town and when to good lawyers face each other in a court case many people will come to watch.
EDUCATION
History you learned
In school you learn about the nations history from the first triumvirate to present day. Along with national history the country is introducing foreign history into the school system for the increase of cultural diffusion and increase in trade among more suspicious nations. History of the universe and evolution and the history of science are also big subjects taught in schools.
Cost of school
A direct payment is not made for public school until the age of 20 but once pass this age the cost of education depends on the university you attend though ,because of taxes, costs never surpass 10,000 Mik for a year. School is provided as much as possible by the government to make is worker more appealing to not only the national companies but also to the world.
College
Students enroll in college at about 20-21 and are still mostly covered by the government (again, the best university is still 10,000 Mik a year). Almost all the populace attends college; the first two years of which are introductory course where students explore what they want to pursue. Classes are made available for those who already know what they want to follow or just explore as a possible. After the two years students attend more of a technical school for those who wish to enter the working world or a scholarly school for those who will follow science, law, math, and so on.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
Most people do some farming on there own farms for vegetable and fruit with career farmers being hard to find. A career farmer must go through solid technical education as farming in the country is mostly ran by electronics and robots.
Can you be fired?
yes, though most people don’t.
Labor day
The name of this is the same as a holiday created by the Worker’s Alliance party to promote liberal work ethic in the country. It is nation wide but really doesn’t mean anything but to wear funny buttons on your suit.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
You drive on the right side of he road, though most people take public transportation. Traffic lights are only in smaller towns as most intersections use round-about. Pedestrian safety is paramount as many people walk, because of this there are separate areas along all roads for pedestrians to walk. These walkways are usually guarded by barriers to prevent crashes from vehicle into pedestrians.
Taxis
You can find them everywhere, there pretty cheap too!
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
The public transit system is highly refined and modernized.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
When addressing someone in the formal manner you usually by there profession and last name or just there last name. When addressing in the informal it is usually by there first or middle name.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Arranged marriages are not very practiced though still exists and wedding customs differ between the three major races. Most involve a fire or beating or both.
Importance of family background & social status
Family background can be very important as with social status. one does not usually marry outside there social status or professional family background unless they are in the military. Events for the royalty and aristocrats are just that, events for them. Though in public forums and debates everyone is a citizen and social rank holds less of a grip.
Preferences of physical appearance
The preference for physical appearance is only that of health as with the separate species all looking different physical qualities holds less meaning as with one species. More of a preference of character and intelligence is the current profile.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
No one really cares what you like as there have already been significant royal families that have practiced inter-species marriage. Homosexuality and heterosexuality are looked at one in the same.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Healthcare is heavily government funded and allows for free entrance into healthcare providers and hospitals.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are seen a paramount to any town or local district as everyone will see him before going to a hospital.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
There are many beliefs and thoughts revolving around various religions but bringing them up in a public with end in laughter and the expulsion of that individual for the day.
Relationship between church and state
It is written in law that any church hat comes into power will have no legal prescience over government.
Christmas & other holidays
There are no religious holidays, but moral holidays are exercised as a way to remind everyone to be moral and charitable. The closest to Christmas is Lon-Muara which is where you give a gift to a random stranger you meet that day.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
When your profession is year round individuals will have about a months worth of vacation time at there disposal. Not including holidays. Some individuals chose to use this separated throughout the year while others just go on a long vacation.
Beach attire
you will never find a more diverse blend of bathing attire in TEP. Speedos, thongs, trucks, bikinis, nothing, full body suits, and scuba gear are all used.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Most to all hotels have public baths, hotels with private baths are expensive and are mostly used by up tight aristocrats.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
The nations great Zoo’s, museums, and parks the number one destination. The old cities beautiful architecture and luxury for all social classes bring another large number of tourists. Beaches, expeditions, historical sites, and scientific institutions are all also big tourists hubs.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
Loved by the population and something visited every weekend.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Always subtitles, never dubbing. Doing this takes away from the actors person and is seen as a insult.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Television news is determined by the local and national channels, television is not a household thing but is rather shown in public places and the sides of city buildings. Newspapers and other printed media are the main issues of world happenings.
SPORTS
Popular Sports
The biggest sport is Rolley a complex and sometimes incomprehensible sport involving various animals, a couple balls, and a duck. Though each species has it’s own sports as some sports rare built around there different body structures. Sports like track and field, sprints, jumps, swimming, throws, and fighting of various kinds are very popular.
Types of playing cards used
Bark cards, Io cards, and the most used X cards. All have there own games and strategies. Gambling is involved in most.
Under culture, we usually think arts, but it is really the characteristics of a nation. On this site you can read a brief description about the subject. And here, I present the culture of Lazlowia in this style. Note, that I left some subjects out and made some new. If you have time, perhaps you can do the same with you country.
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in you country
English generally spoken as the language of Commerce and Government, tho there is no official national language. Russain, German, Danish, Italian, and japanese are all common indiffering regions. 58% of the populace are fluent in at least 2 languages.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
Physical closeness is not common or in keeping with ettiquet of the Republic accept with family and other loved ones.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is a period
Definition of a billion
Thousand Million is a billion
System of measurement
You use the good old metric system.
How date is written & most important dates
In general use that date is written month, day, year IE 11.6.1972 or November 6th 1972. In official communiques it is Year, Month, Day numerically IE 1972.11.06
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
Racial mixture of the Republic is systemic and robust. Enclaves do exist of traditional cultural groups such of the immigrant communities of other nations, but racially there is no one group that far outstrips another.
You make jokes about…
Lawyers and businessmen are often the target of derisive humor, as well as intelligence based humor. With in small groups sibling rivalries are probably the strongest source of personal barbs.
POLITICS
Political parties
4 main parties with a strong base(23%) of unaffiliated voters
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
Not communist or sociatlist in their own right the UshraKerbals have stolen ideas from both systems.
Does the government listen to you?
Governmental Activism is a staple of UshraKerbal life. The seet of Advocate of the People in the Hegemon’s Quorum is specifically mandated to here the people and present their view points in councils with the leadership
Can problems be solved?
Yes.
If a politician cheats on his wife…
Very few political careers survive scandal of any kind in the Republic. Adultry is not illegal on its own, but the rules covering elected officials would require investigation and if proved guilty they would have to step down from their current seat. They could attempt to run again later tho.
Military involvement with government
Only one members of the military is specifically involved with the civilian government other than the Hegemon. Currently Marcus Argent holds the post of Commander of Forces, and has the rank of Primia General. Back channels do exist for information sharing, but the seperation of civilian and military matters is well respected.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is sacrosanct in the Republic and is only curtailed where direct threats to the well being of citizens is shown.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Utilities are private industry and pay taxes. Some of those taxes include allocated supplies of utilities to Governmental buildings, and for alliveation of financial burden of the poor.
Inflation & unemployment
Unemployment is battled on every level of government and the battle continues with levels ranging from 6%-11%. Inflation is held in check with the control of the national currency by the Commerce Directorate and ranges from .4-3.4%
Taxes
Ranging from 23-54% depending on income
Variety of items for sale, haggling
As trade increases variety increases and is a central goal of the Republican national government. Prices are usually set and haggling not a part of standard busniess, tho a legal underground of farmers markets, and bartering groups exist.
Credit cards
Electronic money is wide spread as the National ID is usable as payment vehicle when linked ot banking information. Credit cards as such are not that common as purchasing on credit is very regulated, with rates capped by legislation.
Inheritance
Inheritance is a personal affair within families, disolusion of an estate up the one writing the will. There is a blanket tax of 5% assigned to the estate to cover governmental obligations such as noting lease changes, powers of attorneys, and any other legal requirements from the probate.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
A National attitude towards rehabilitation includes the betterment of those more unfortunate. Charitable agencies are numerous and programs exist for employment assistance, housing assistance, food and child care support.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
The education system includes a comprehensive schedule of International studies both general and regional specific. Members of the government are expected to know a great deal about international leadership and geography, and more information in their area of given expertise
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Having only recently come out of isolationism attitudes are still fluid. The military aggressiveness of the Western continent is worrysome, but minds are open
Has your country been conquered?
As a regional Hegemony formed into a Federal government we have been busy conquering ourselves. The Isolation after Hegemony left us an unlikely target for agression
Wars
Not having one, don’t want want one, very rarely find a reason to persue one
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Civil courts are arbitrated in much the same way as criminal courts. Lawyers are heavily regulated and nuisance suits are heavily penalized. Civil suits under these conditions are often very serious events.
Bribes
Heavily punished but still possible is in any government of people. The statutory dismissal of all positions and 2 years incarceration as the minimum punishment keeps bribery to a low level.
Police & gun ownership
There is a stated right to bear arms in the Republic. Regulations do exist to limit the kinds of arms that civilians may own personally, but Salons exist under special licence to offer the experience to fire larger weapons.
Dangerous places
Personal danger is mainly limited to lifestyle and hobbies. The rich diet and explorative habits of the people get them in more trouble than traveling in dark alleys. Some 27% of all deaths are atribultable to too much oil, and smoking, or edvanture sports like cave diving, and hunting.
Lawyers
Heavily regulated, and help to very high standards. The few the survive their way through law school and pass their final exams are well schooled in the law are trained to the point of almost a preisthood
EDUCATION
History you learned
Education is a major area of concern in Republic Society. History is taught every year of Primary and Secondary school and at least 2 years additional in graduate studies. Even vocational schools teach history related to their field
Cost of school
School is free tho certain programs such as Education abroad do incur a cost.
College
Comes in two types. Vocational is a 2 or 4 year program depending on the discipline, Graduate is 4 years with the option for post graduate of 4 additional years. Certain occupations require post Grad work, like medicine, law, and becoming a teacher.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
The agricultural industry is fairly large and even with modernization there is stil a large groups of what could be called farmers. As a side there is a small movement for retired persons, or those with the will to run small specialized farms, usually using older methodologies.
Can you be fired?
Right to work exists in all 10 regions, meaning that an employer or employee can end their connection at any time. Employers are required to list a cause to the Labor Directorate, to determine unemployment payments
Labor day
Labor Day is on the 1st of Monday following the last day of the school year.
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Punctuality is a regional habit more than a national one. Trantor Valley people are noted to be on time, but only schedule meetings in the afternoon when negotiating, while people of the Isles are considered likely to be late to their own funerals. These are usually gross stereotypes, but persist.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Kerbans use the Red, Yellow, green model for traffic lights, drive on the right side, and pedestrians by defualt have the right of way, within the limits of common sence.
Taxis
Regulated as a part of public transport, they are still private companies. Cars and metering equipment are inspected annually for fraud and calibration. Numbers are limited in each munisipality to combat congestion.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Extensive bus, light rail, national rail, and regional airports are the back bone of a national endeavor to move the national to alternative fuels. All ground transport for national transport is required to be of a hybrid, electric, or bio fuel type. Air travel includes a national Diregeble service that connects all the regional capitols.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
Personal address is up to the individual tho is usually by first name or nickname. Formal address or address of new acquaintance Titles is used along with full or surname.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
There are no arranged marriages. Marriages are registered with regional offices. Ceremonies very from purely Secular unions to ritualstic joinings. Marriage is considered to be for life and can only end in the death of one of the people, or formal divorce.
Importance of family background & social status
Family back ground has little to do with the long term planning of a person. After 12 years in school, required civil or military service and more years at the collegiate level, all people enjoys the same potential future. Personal choice is the only divergent influence
Preferences of physical appearance
Most gene stock of the Republic exists in an average of 5-6 to 6-0 height and 135-200 pounds. Ideals of beauty very greatly and are at the mercy of pop culture and celebrity. Currently tall and thin men, short and curvy women.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Not overly prudish the Kerbans are private in the affections. Homosexuality is not treated any differently than hetero relationships.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Families tend to be enjoyed at the Nuclear level of Parents and children. Extended or generational families rarely live together tho celebrating them is common in reunion and during high days.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Depending on wealth the basics are electricity, water, and internet access through a low cost dummy terminal. Common are televisions, multiple computers, music players. Pets are highly regarded and many species can be found, including the national animal the Ferret.
Bathroom
Bathrooms and toilets are for logical and hygene reasons separate in most homes.
Telephone
Personal communicators in the from of cell phones and data tablets are almost done replacing the old land lines.
Climate
Varied from near tropic in the north part of the country to seasonal progression in the south.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
None. Only special holiday meals are large, and as a nation the habit of 5-6 small meals is almost all pervasive.
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Meat eating is controlled to some extent tho in no way outlawed. Law fat meats like poultry and fish are preferred. Tho porcine and bovine are not unavailable. Horse and Ferret are not eaten. Certain regional areas have specialized diets traditional from less modern times that still persist. For example Goat is highly thought of in the Northern plains of the Blight Region.
How you eat & local cuisine
Eating is often handled very informally, but at family meals often the living room is used. Formal meals use a dining room. Utensiles are varied from chop sticks to knife and fork, tho the light meals oftenenjoyed are based on finger foods like raw vegetables and sandwiches
Fast food & restaurants
Fast food is different for Republic peoples, as their meals are often small and uncooked. The advent of Franchised fast food restaurants from other nations has caught on tho the menu’s have changed there portions to more closely relate to Kerbans habits. Resturants are informal as home meals by tendency often seating strangers together in large groups to encourage talking. Entertainments such as television and playing cards are common at tables.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Health care is a regulated private industry tho the State does have programs for the less well off.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are well trained and highly thought of
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
UshraKerbal is Secular in government and religiously variant as a people. Christianity makes up a healthy 23% of practitioners, but represented are every faith, from Islam, to Pagan faiths, and the Humanitarian Church. Of the whole Nation 18% are athiestic secularist.
Relationship between church and state
Absolute Seperation of Church and state
Christmas & other holidays
Christmas is observed as the High Holiday in midwinter. Depending on the faith it is called many things, but all in the nation support the time surrounging christmas as a time of gift giving, family time and rest. If their faith has no analog to this tradition, they merely treat it as some time off from work. From a time standpoint it is the break time between the first half and the second half of the school year, this break lasts a month.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Vacations are totally up to the indiviual. Paid vacation from work is at the discretion of the Employer/employee agreement.
Topless & nude beaches
There are nude beaches in UshraKerbal but they are well marked as to what is allowed and what is expected. Public sex is still illegal there.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Hotel have private baths, tho resreational housing such as Youth Hostels and camping ground may have comunal facilities
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
Adventure vacations are very popular, going to horse riding camps, mountaineering, spelunking and hunting the outdoors play a big part of vacations. Also there are many groups of hobbyists that enjoy great gatherings and conventions, and fully 8% of all vacation time is spent at one.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
All performance art is popular is variying degrees, tho Opera performed in the old tongues less so.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Dubbing.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Most print news outlets are going digital, while tv news remains unchanged. Slander and Libel laws of the Republic are a little harsh so sensationalism and unfounded rumor is a more rare in the media but still not unheard of.
SPORTS
Popular sports
Soccer, baseball, football and hockey are very popular tho international basketball is making in roads. Non physical sports popular are ping pong, darts, billards and snooker. Winter sports are regional popular but not nationally
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LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
60 percent Lakota, 30 percent Apsaalooke, 10 percent other
Knowledge of foreign languages
You are required to learn at least two other languages, but you choose which two.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
Sign language is universal in this country, and as a result many people converse with both sign and speech. Where one does not share language, sign is the primary.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
vigesimal (base 20) we use both fingers and toes to count. Our numbers translated would read as one through ten with no translatable names other than 11, 12, etc… through 20.
System of measurement
The metric system is used for international trade and commerce, though within our own borders, the wikcemna system (fractions of 20) is used.
Definition of a billion
One thousand million.
How date is written & most important dates
When Wakan Tanka, the creator of all things, decided that it was time for man to speak, he told us that we could not count the years. We were only allowed the days, months, and seasons. Over time years began to be counted as how many summers had passed. As a result, international trade is kept on the international method.
Race
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
We are all children of the creator.
You make jokes about…
All things and people, in a time honored and traditional method called “Teasing” although we all tease, there are certain clans within the seven fireplaces that are tasked with using teasing as correction. They are referred to as teasing clans. The seven fireplaces are a traditional holdover from Lakota tradition and Teasing clans are a holdover from the Apsaalooke tradition.
POLITICS
Political parties
there are votes by groups of people. Within the fireplaces is the clans, and then the lodges. Within the lodges there is the child vote = 1 (5 to 19) , the parent vote =1.5 (20 to 49), and the grandparent vote = 2 (50+). each is weighted above the last with the grandparent vote holding the most sway.
Does the government listen to you?
We are free to make our own choices as long as it does not hurt or infringe on the well being of others. Decisions about justice are made at the lodges level and cannot be overridden by clans or fireplaces. Each clan has a specific strength and is partnered with another clan that complements it. Certain interactions are limited, such as marriage, hunting etc… these are regulated by the fireplaces. For more information, research the Apsaalooke (Crow) clan system.
Can problems be solved?
Yes. Each level of the system is tasked to oversee different issues.
If a politician cheats on her/his spouse…
The spouse chooses to stay or leave. No other action is taken.
Military involvement with government
The Warrior class is tasked with the defense of all peoples, and expected to act in the best interest of all peoples. Warriors who are are caught not acting in others best interest are teased or shamed into compliance.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Speak your mind as you see fit, but do not infringe on others choice to not listen to you. Keep the best interest of others in mind or the teasing clan may visit you.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
Lodges are barter based and privately owned, with an international currency that is only used for international trade. It is a very complicated set up that no one wants to read, even those who are in charge of it. Barter credit is the closest thing to currency.
Inflation & unemployment
No inflation per say on the barter system, but there are those who choose not to work, usually not for long. Lodges take care of those unable to work, and most times tasks are found that help them contribute.
Taxes
Income for the government is most often generated through international trade. Those who govern at the Fireplace level are taken care of by the Lodge they live under, and hold jobs for the period of time they are not governing.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
Goods, skills and services of a large variety are bartered (the worlds oldest profession is not one of them).
Credit Cards
Barter credits (banked from time of birth) can be converted and used internationally in a debit card style manner. Credit cards themselves are relatively unheard of.
Inheritance
Yes, all things are distributed equally to the next generation level down in a familial group. Any distribution from there is up to the owner of that share and is indisputable.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
Yes, and international trade is encouraged. Young people are educated in the knowledge of the world and are often more familiar with the names of foreign leaders than leaders outside of their own fireplace.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Respect of all countries is a given at first. That respect can be lost by attacking, attempting to try unfair trade practices, etc…
Has your country been conquered?
Not yet. although research into alternating time lines suggest that it is a mathematical probability elsewhere.
Wars
War between the Apsaalooke and Lakota created a longtime feud that has been resolved for generations, due to the alliance during the Paiute wars.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
already explained
Bribes
Occasional but it seldom benefits anyone so what is the point.
Police & gun ownership
Police as such do not exist (see teasing clans), guns are owned as tools for hunting and for the defense of the nation.
Dangerous places
Many natural dangers within the ecosystem, but not so much among family groups.
Lawyers
No need.
EDUCATION
History you learned
History is taught about origins of the nation, clans fireplaces, and world.
Cost of school
Barter credits are used to fund schools, and distributed at the clan level on the behest of the fireplaces. Credits are distributed according to student population.
College
A diverse college population attends specialty schools that exist outside of the clan systems (although professors administrators are still governed by their lodges and clans). No two school specialize in the same trade.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
Some clans specialize in farming.
Can you be fired?
Yes, but much emphasis is placed on you making a wise employment choice.
Labor day
No, there are several days dedicated to honoring the hard work done by the people. Week long pow-wows to celebrate the end of each season and the hard work done to survive.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Right side, with dedicated walkways for pedestrians. Introduction to vehicles came rather late through international trade so voice activated automation has been the standard from the beginning.
Taxis
Vehicles are on a shared program, so there are no need for taxis.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Planes are generally used for international travel, and for emergencies. Automation regulates passenger travel by creating trains of vehicles traveling to similar destinations.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
,Auntie or Uncle, Grandmother or Grandfather, and nephew or niece. Children of a couple are just referred to by their child names so there is no confusion as to who is speaking to them, and Parents are referred to in the same way.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
How many horses is my daughter worth to you (it is still her choice ultimately)?
Importance of family background & social status
Very little.
Preferences of physical appearance
This is for the young to worry about…
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
Hetero, or Homosexual sex with consenting adults is the law of the land. Childhood experimentation is not encouraged or discouraged until child bearing age is reached.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Equal access to healthcare for all no matter what you have to barter.
Attitudes toward doctors
Medicine people are greatly respected.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Your red path is your own, and between you and the creator.
Relationship between church and state
None.
Christmas & other holidays
You are free to worship as you wish. There are no Holy Days held by the Seven Fireplaces, but there are the Pow-wows of the four seasons.
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
The time you take off from work is your choice. The only effect is your ability to barter.
Beach attire
That is your choice.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Communal bathing is neither encouraged or discouraged. All hotels have private baths.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
Nature provides those, although fun parks are beginning to pop up here and there…
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theatre, etc.
Loved by the population and something visited every weekend.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
TV is not very popular so mostly news is what is aired.
SPORTS
Popular Sports
Competition dancing, Hoop games, hand games, counting coup, racing, spear throwing, hand darts, and soccer are most popular.
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Types of playing cards used
None.
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LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
The native language is Gollifrian, but is rarely used beyond personal conversations and cultural events.
Knowledge of foreign languages
English is used for business purposes, due to the historical influence of English-speaking countries upon the nation. Most citizens speak both English and Gollifrian, with sprinklings of other languages being spoken by immigrants.
Facts about your language; speaking distance & directness
A slang blend of both major languages, Engfrian, is popular among the youth of the country.
Eye contact is not considered necessary for a conversation. Speaking distance is at least four feet apart.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is…a decimal point. The period is used.
Definition of a billion
A thousand million.
System of measurement
Metric system.
How date is written
Day/Month/Year
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
The native skin tone of Gollifrians is a mix between light-tanned and olive-skinned. Other races are more than welcome in the country, however, and foreigners are greeted with open arms.
You make jokes about…
global leaders, particularly fascist ones. In addition, anything related to corporations is made the butt of jokes.
POLITICS
Political parties
There are a variety of political parties. Some of the major ones are listed here, along with their primary issues:
Progressive Party (the dominant party in Assembly)
Green Party
Neotheistic Party
Labor Party
Market Party
Scientific Party
United Artists’ Party
Gollifray Ultranationalist Party
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
The system is democratic socialism, so of course it is accepted. Communism is widely viewed as too extreme, however.
Does the government listen to you?
There are plenty of forums to have your voice heard. In addition, the multi-party system makes it easy for a small party to organize and earn a few seats in the Assembly
Can problems be solved?
Yes.
If a politician cheats on his wife…
they are made the butt of jokes and condemned as a national embarrassment, but little formal action is taken.
Military involvement with government
There are a few commissioned officers that may be placed in charge of the militia. They have the same voting rights as all others. The military is always kept under strict civilian control.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is guaranteed.
As for patriotism, Gollifrians hold their country in high regard for its commitment for welfare and rights, and tend to disapprove of other countries that do not meet their standards of well-being.
There is no royalty in the country.
Changing your name is allowed.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
All utilities are publicly owned, operated, and provided. Current efforts at reprivatization are going slowly.
Inflation & unemployment
Unemployment is kept low, and is currently 4% thanks to government employment. Since Gollifray is such a fledgling nation, though, it is hard to measure how bad inflation is.
Taxes
The average tax rate is 45%; the tax is progressive though, so the wealthy pay a higher rate.
Variety of items for sale, haggling
The variety of items for sale grows every day. Anything not provided by the government may be found, potentially, in the street markets which have sprung up in several cities. Haggling is considered slightly aggressive, but is not terribly offensive.
Credit cards
There is a national credit company, but for the most part credit cards are frowned upon as frivolous.
Inheritance
Wills may be made freely
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
Social Security, welfare, and medical assistance are all considered hallmarks of the new republic, and are matters of national pride.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
The major global players are all taught in school.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Anything that does not have a welfare system as extensive as Gollifray’s is viewed with ridicule and disapproval. In addition, fascist and communist states are frowned upon. Other than that, feelings are generally genial.
Has your country been conquered?
No.
Wars
Gollifrians are not war-hungry, and view any acts of aggression of contempt.
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Lawsuits may be initiated by anyone against anyone. Criminals are guaranteed basic rights, such as a trial by jury. The constitution takes great steps to establish a judiciary that is as independent as possible from the rest of the government.
Bribes
Bribery is considered corruption, which is grounds for removal from office.
Police & gun ownership
Once a person signs up for the militia, they are issued a standard-issue rifle. In addition, each police officer is issued a pistol.
Dangerous places
Overall, the nation in its entirety is safe.
Lawyers
There is a healthy law sector in the country.
EDUCATION
History you learned
Every school teaches the entire history of the country - much to the annoyance of students.
Cost of school
All educational institutions are free.
College
A bachelor’s degree is four years of study.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
They are more common in the countryside, although urban gardening is catching on.
Can you be fired?
Yes, but it is difficult. Labor unions are very strong.
Labor day
Labor Day is recognized on 1 May.
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Gollifrians take punctuality seriously. Five minutes early is on time, on time is late, and late is considered extremely rude.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Citizens drive on the right side of the road. The traffic lights use a green/yellow/red format, and pedestrian walks are on every intersection
Taxis
The government runs a major taxi service. There also several private taxis, mostly in large urban areas.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Trains and buses are also run by the government. Airlines, however, remain privatized, albeit heavily monitored.
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
The titles used are Mr., Miss, Mrs., or Ms. First names are appropriate between friends, family members, and an elder addressing a younger person.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Arranged marriages are not done. Every wedding requires the witness of a justice of the peace.
One of the more unique wedding customs of Gollifray is the wine washing. After the vows are shared, the newlyweds select a bottle of fine wine, and wash each other’s hair with it. It is a tradition that dates back for a couple of centuries.
Importance of family background & social status
Society is based solely on merit. A family name cannot carry you far.
Preferences of physical appearance
Healthy appearances are most desired, not too thin or fat.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
There is no discrimination on sexual orientation. In public, couples may hold hands, hug and kiss. “Making out”, however, is considered slightly obscene. Couples getting too amorous in public are separated by officers if present, or otherwise ridiculed by passerbys.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Family groups are considered close. Except in cases of extreme delinquency, a parent disowning their children will end up ostracized by the community. Similarly, a child who neglects his or her family will also be shunned.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Each household is equipped with the essential items.
Bathroom
Bathtubs/showers and toilets are placed in different rooms. It is considered unclean to perform both…well, both functions in the same space.
Telephone
Cell phones are considered a luxury. Cord phones can be found in every household, and pay phones are placed on every street.
Climate
The climate is cool and crisp, with plenty of forests. Summers are mild, while winters are cold and often snowy.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Breakfast
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Chicken is generally not enjoyed by the populace, but they are still kept for their eggs.
How you eat & local cuisine
Silverware is often used for things that would be considered finger food elsewhere. The major exception is pizza, which is still eaten with the hands, and is considered a national favorite.
Fast food & restaurants
A number of small private fast food places and restaurants have sprung up around Gollifray, and cater to virtually any taste.
Packaging
Food is packaged in paper, cardboard, or glass.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Healthcare is considered a human right, and is paid for by the government. Overall, the quality is satisfactory.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are considered educated and are respected.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
While several other world religions can be found scattered about Gollifray, the country is dominated by the Neotheistic Movement, and 64% of citizens consider themselves active followers.
Relationship between church and state
The government is not allowed to endorse or suppress religion. However, religious leaders often speak before the Assembly
Christmas & other holidays
Holidays from most of the major religions are observed
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Every citizen receives two weeks of paid vacation annually, not counting sick days or other paid leaves.
Topless & nude beaches
Nude beaches are not allowed in the country.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Rooms have private bathrooms.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
The coastline is always a popular destination. Several theater troupes hold performances by the water, and these beachside operas have become renowned attractions. Other popular activities include environmental sightseeing, watching the cinema, and sampling foods from across the nation and the world.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theater, etc.
All forms of theater, ballet, and opera are finely appreciated in the country. Scripts are imported from across the globe.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles are preferred, in order to keep the emotion of the original lines.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Television and newspapers are run by the government. Other printed media, however, are created by the largest private industry in the country.
COMICS
Format
Every day, the newspaper includes at least two spreads worth of comics, which cover a wide variety of topics.
SPORTS
Popular sports
Most spectacle sports, such as American and European football, basketball, and baseball, are considered frivolous and distracting, and receive little popular support. The major exception is archery, and the Gollifrian Archery Competition is the most prestigious in the nation.
Gollifrians also enjoy cycling, orienteering, figure skating, aquatic sports, horse riding, fishing, and baton twirling.
Types of playing cards used
The French Deck is used
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
The native language is Spanish,English & German, but is used for personal conversations and cultural events.
Knowledge of foreign languages
English is used for business purposes, due to the historical influence of English-speaking countries upon the nation. Most citizens speak both English and Spanish but German Speakers grow everyday
Facts:
Kids must be fluent in the 3 languages in order to get their elementary school certificate
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is a point. The period is used.
Definition of a billion
A million millions. or 10^12
System of measurement
Metric system.
How date is written
Day/Month/Year
RACE
Variety of races / attitudes about race & foreigners
The native skin tone of wikis is a mix between
Antartica’s People:
They have blue or gray eyes, light or deep brown hair, sometimes black, and a light brown skin tone.
Tibet’s People:
Most citizens have gray or brown eyes and a light complexion
New California’s People:
They have amber or green eyes and dark brown hair, with athletic complexion
Omashu’s People:
They tend to have black or brown hair; green, brown, or gray eyes; and often have dark skin tones, though many nobles have lighter complexions.
Capital State’s People:
They are a homogeneous mix of every state citizens and a large concentration of Castithans is also found
Other races are more than welcome in the country, however, and foreigners are greeted with open arms.
Wikis are generally peaceful, and strive to live in harmony with nature and the other nations of the world
You make jokes about…
Ancient Technology and laws
POLITICS
Political parties
There are a variety 2 parties :
Women’s Party
Men’s Party
They can decide how many representatives they need so gender equality is reached
Attitude toward Socialism & Communism
The system is democratic socialism, so of course it is accepted. Communism is widely viewed as too extreme, however.
Does the government listen to you?
There are plenty of forums to have your voice heard. In addition, Referendums for every new law are made
Can problems be solved?
Yes.
If a politician cheats on his wife…
they are made the butt of jokes and condemned as a national embarrassment, but little formal action is taken.
Military involvement with government
There are a few commissioned officers that may be placed in charge of the militia. They have the same voting rights as all others. The military is always kept under strict civilian control.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is guaranteed.
There is no royalty in the country.
ECONOMICS
Utilities & companies: public or private
All utilities are publicly owned, operated, and provided. Current efforts at reprivatization are going slowly.
Inflation & unemployment
Unemployment is kept low, and is currently 1.5% thanks to government employment.
Inflation and minimum wage grow together
Taxes
The average tax rate is 87%; the tax is progressive though, so the wealthy pay a higher rate.
Government provide almost everything because of the high taxes
Variety of items for sale, haggling
The variety of items for sale grows every day. Anything not provided by the government may be found, potentially, in the street markets.
Credit cards
There is a national bank, so interest charge is illegal
Inheritance
Wills may be made freely but not with too much lands in game.
SOCIAL WELFARE
Attitudes toward social security, welfare programs, unemployment payments, medical assistance, charitable aid
Social Security, welfare, and medical assistance are all considered hallmarks of The United States of Wikichang, and are matters of national pride.
INTERNATIONAL
Knowledge of world capitals & leaders
The major global players are all taught in school.
Attitudes toward the other countries of the East Pacific
Anything that does not have a welfare system as extensive as The USW is viewed with sadness and disapproval.But we are open with giving foreigners free Medical Treatment
Has your country been conquered?
No.
Wars
After the 100 years war the 5 states became The United States of Wikichang and no longer will be split, now we have the same interest the full realization of mankind
LAW AND CRIME
Court system & lawsuits
Lawsuits may be initiated by anyone against anyone. Criminals are guaranteed basic rights, such as a trial by jury and our technology makes easy to found out when someone is lying. The constitution takes great steps to establish a judiciary that is as independent as possible from the rest of the government.
Bribes
Bribery is considered corruption, which is grounds for removal from office and a public trial.
Police & gun ownership
Once a person signs up for the militia, they are issued a standard-issue rifle. In addition, each police officer is issued a pistol with a sonic blast that would not kill but rather K.O the suspect
Dangerous places
The whole nation is safe but the wilds might be dangerous
Lawyers
There is a healthy law sector in the country.
EDUCATION
History you learned Every school teaches the entire history of the country - much to the annoyance of students. in additionn they get education in 3 languages as law demands.
Cost of school
All educational institutions are free.
College
A bachelor’s degree is four years of study.
EMPLOYMENT
Are you a farmer?
They are more common in the countryside, although urban farms are growing on.
Can you be fired?
Yes, but it is easy to get a new job
Labor day
Labor Day is recognized on 1 May.
Appointments, punctuality, negotiating
Wikis take punctuality seriously. Five minutes early is on time, on time is late, and late is considered extremely rude.
TRANSPORTATION
Which side of the road / traffic lights / pedestrian safety
Citizens drive on the right side of the road. The traffic lights use a green/yellow/red format, and pedestrian walks are on every intersection and with the use of solar streets traffic jams are unknown
Taxis
The government runs a major taxi service, mostly in large urban areas.
Quality of public transportation, trains, buses, planes
Trains, buses, Planes and Ships are also run by the government. But with the fastest technology and modern design, of course they are all free within the nation
RELATIONSHIPS
First names & forms of address
The titles used are Mr., Miss, Mrs., or Ms. First names are appropriate between friends, family members, and an elder addressing a younger person.
Arranged marriages & wedding customs
Arranged marriages are not done. Every wedding requires the witness of a justice of the peace.
Importance of family background & social status
Society is based solely on merit. A family name cannot carry you far.
Preferences of physical appearance
Healthy appearances are most desired, not too thin or fat.
Sexuality & attitudes toward homosexuality
There is no discrimination on sexual orientation. In public, couples may hold hands, hug and kiss. “Making out”, however, is considered slightly obscene. Couples getting too amorous in public are separated by officers if present, or otherwise ridiculed by passerbys.
Relations with family / visiting / misc.
Family groups are considered close. Except in cases of extreme delinquency, a parent disowning their children will end up ostracized by the community.
AT HOME
Things in your house
Each household is equipped with the essential items.
Bathroom
Bathtubs/showers and toilets are placed in the same rooms. It is considered unclean to perform both…well, both functions in the same space. Sonic Showers are getting popular in the recent years
Telephone
Cell phones are considered normal. Cord phones can be found in every household, and free videophones are placed on every street.
Climate
The climate is cool and nice, with plenty of forests in the northern part but tropical in the middle, mountain and template climate is found across the nation . Summers are mild, while winters are cold and often snowy in the north.
FOOD
Biggest meal of the day
Lunch
What you won’t eat (and odd things you will)
Eating meat is frown upon except in december
How you eat & local cuisine
Silverware is often used for things that would be considered finger food elsewhere. The major exception is pizza, which is still eaten with the hands, and is considered a national favorite.
Fast food & restaurants
Fast Food loaded with calories is illegal but restaurants are quite common
Packaging
Food is packaged in paper, cardboard, or glass.
HEALTH
Quality of healthcare & national health insurance
Healthcare is considered a human right, and is paid for by the government. the quality is excellent.
Attitudes toward doctors
Doctors are considered educated and are respected.
RELIGION
Major religions & attitudes toward them
Universalism and Science Believe are the most popular cult but is not a religion
Relationship between church and state
The government is not allowed to endorse or suppress religion.
Christmas & other holidays
Holidays from most of the major religions are observed
VACATIONS
Amount of vacation time
Every citizen receives four weeks of paid vacation annually, not counting sick days or other paid leaves.
Topless & nude beaches
Nude beaches are not allowed in 3 of the 5 states.
Hotel rooms with private baths
Rooms have private bathrooms.
Popular travel destinations & recreational activities
The coastline is always a popular destination. Several theater troupes hold performances by the water, and these beachside operas have become renowned attractions. Other popular activities include environmental sightseeing, watching the cinema, and hiking the numerous mountains within the country.
ARTS
Attitude toward opera, ballet, theater, etc.
All forms of theater, ballet, and opera are finely appreciated in the country.
MOVIES
Dubbing or subtitles?
Subtitles are preferred, in order to keep the emotion of the original lines.
TELEVISION
TV news, newspapers, & print media
Television and newspapers are run by the government.
COMICS
Format
Every day, the newspaper includes at least two spreads worth of comics, which cover a wide variety of topics.
SPORTS
Popular sports
Most spectacle sports, such as American and European football, basketball, and baseball, are considered fun and healthy.
Types of playing cards used
All the types are allowed
LANGUAGE
Languages spoken in your country
Zeira is most common as a native language, with some regional variance in dialects. Zeorusian is an archaic language related to Zeira used in some more formal settings, depending on the community.
Knowledge of foreign languages
Most Zeorites have a passing familiarity with English, Severise and Xorietian (although the closure of the borders between 1972 and 2014 reduced this a bit). French, German, Spanish and Russian are taught academically but are not in common use.
NUMBERS
Decimal point
The decimal point is a period.
Definition of a billion
A thousand million is a billion.
System of measurement
Depending upon what province and commune you live in, you may use metric or old Zeorite units. The Confederation government uses metric.
How date is written & most important dates
Month, day, year (12/08/2014)
RACE
Variety of races/attitudes about race & foreigners
The five nations of the ancient Zeira Confederacy are considered their own ethnic groups, although enough mixing has occurred that these definitions are not considered particularly important. Foreigners are viewed with a degree of suspicion but are tolerated.
You make jokes about…
Racist or ethnic humor is considered very rude in Zeorus and should be avoided if one wants to escape a beating. Political humor is common, particularly in mockery of New Conservatives.
POLITICS
Political Parties
No parties officially exist, but there are political movements and cabals which resemble parties.
Attitude toward socialism & communism
The majority of Zeorites are leftists of one kind or another (mostly socialist or anarchist; some communist). The New Conservative and Christian Return movements are highly critical of socialism and seek to return to a capitalist system.
Does the government listen to you?
Yes, especially communal and provincial governments.
If a politician cheats on his/her spouse…
they may face social scrutiny, depending upon the community they live in.
Military involvement with government
The Confederation has no standing army, although the provinces and communes organize their own militias.
Freedom of speech, patriotism, royalty, changing names, misc.
Freedom of speech is sacrosanct. Patriotism and nationalism are culturally discouraged, although duty to society is an important part of Zeorite life. No royalty or nobility exists in Zeorus since the formation of the Theocratic Federation in 1754.
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