Well, make something up about the person who posted before you
To start:
^ a real person posted before me
^is allergic to oxygen
^ is a penguin
^lives at an airport
^ has a watermelon farm
^sat on top of a pole for a year
^ is a politician
^is a US Marshal
^Was once involved in a spectacular incident involving three Atlantic cod and a clone of Shakespeare.
^is married to the president of Iceland
^ has 14.48 cats
^holds seven Pac-Man score records.
^is telling the truth
^ photoshopped mj in the clouds over nyc
^ is stalking me
^ Could use a good stalking.
^ is a kangaroo in a human suit
^ was Peter Sellers in a previous life.
^ eats fried celery at every meal
^ once married a slightly outdated radio.