^ is currently running in circles with a PAX FRUIT on his head
^learnt to talk yesterday
^ pioneered the use of a liquid alternative to fire, and ate 1 Infinite Loop, all on the same day.
^beat 5 female ninja warriors in a fight and then gave them erotic pleasure.
^ has a ninja warrior in his basement
^ thought the Transformers 2 movie was the best he’d ever seen
^Is alive
^Strangled three live puppies to make a kite^
^ has investments in frankfurters.
^ lives in an ice cube
^ wandered the surface of the moon for three months.
^ has a giant underwater palace in the middle of the Atlantic
^ Has been there
^ is canoeing in the amazon
^ Is tiny
^ has a lettuce farm
^has a tail like a rabbit
^ is lying
^is allergic to birds
^ has fourteen pet flamingos