Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

^only wears green clothes

^ is in a space station

^Sleeps in a canoe

^ is sky diving

^ Is BASE Jumping

^ Once took a road-trip on a unicycle.

^ owns a fleet of unicycle

^ Knows how to pluralise things

lol, oops

^has bad grammar

^is a vampire

^ is a mummy

^ is the blood-thirsty, animated corpse of Lenin bent on crushing capitalism in the iron grip of his cold, dead hands.

^ Can name all the cheeses of France.

^ Loves France

^ is currently running in circles in Moscow

^ will explode if they ever stops rubbing their belly.

^ is exploding

^spent the last week in bed

^ was with me

^Won the silver medal in weightlifting for the Yugoslavian team at the 1968 Mexico City Olympic Games.