Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

^ Operates a shelter for abandoned milk cartons.

^ wishes he were there

^owns a F1 racing car

^ has a racetrack in his pocket

^Spent more than one million Dollars on food last year

^ is a pharaoh

^is my slave

^ is in a spaceship

^ can unbend paperclips with his eyebrows

^ is a sniper

^ isn’t a virgin

^ has a bullet in his pocket

^ Is a bullet

^ is a hacker

^ is a mud wrestler

^ has wings

^has a goldfish living in his pocket

^ is a goldfish

^ is a part time clown

^ wishes he were a monkey