[broadcast 1348-ll-06-23.13.12]
An intern in an off-the-shelf supermarket suit and tie walks onto the screen. He stands in front of a greenscreen. The greenscreen has been edited out and replaced with a plain background that’s a slightly different shade of green - the reasons for this decision are known only to the broadcasters at ASGTV. The intern has clearly not had any further media training for announcing anything since the last time he presented the nation’s points. He clears his throat, and begins speaking in a heavily accented nasal monotone so potent that it ressurects the meme that had gone viral two times previously on Staynish-language Pigeon.
Good evening, Urth. Thank you for concert amaze. Despite we not qualify for qualification in final, we all enjoy this night, from Faisluns to Raszeran to Trusdzhra. We wish all the best blessings to everybody. And now, the points from Aduraszna of Federal Republic. Congratulation on Magnus Ny’Kala.
