[broadcast 1349-hr-22-21.16.10]
An intern in a blue off-the-shelf supermarket suit and tie walks onto the screen. He stands in front of a greenscreen. There has likely been a miscommunication at ASGTV: the chroma key has been set to detect blue, and the intern’s suit has been replaced with a low-resolution photo of the Raszeran skyline. He clears his throat, and begins speaking in a heavily accented nasal monotone so much more exaggerated than the last time he presented the Aszar points that many suspect that this time he’s putting it on to try and go viral again.
Good evening, Urth. Very thankings for concert love! We all love this weekend from Raszeran to Neo-Fantøm to Island Harus. Blessings all to everybody, and wishes of luck to Haulan Edzhurat and Car-shop Novia in the race big tomorrow! [note: he came 6th]. Congratulate on OneGrandDuchy!
[broadcast 1349-hr-22-20.17.35]
Tesara Nira
Sund! Hello Sayyed! My name is Tesara Nira and I’m bringing you all the votes from the three nations of the West Borean Federation! We’ve got the third years of Mathematics and Statistics at AZU to make sure every call and text is counted!
(The camera pans to a group of university students who are clearly just playing the latest Series One video game. They let out a cheer; one of the players has just managed to crash out Sølvi Ny’Aæn.)
Tesara Nira
And without further ado, the results from West Borea!
