Bai Lung Central Television News (BLCTV News)

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MAN ARRESTED FOR ROBBERY SPREE.

A man has been arrested in central Pingjing on 3 counts of theft and one count of kidnapping.

Huang Zhēnguì robbed a convenience store in Yuánlǎng Street, then mugged a random bystander two blocks away from the store and stole BL$200 from cabby Yang Yidan and coerced him into being the getaway driver.

Mr Huang was caught by police following a 15 minute car chase.

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TOP SKIN CARE BRAND RECALLS MOSQUITO REPELLENT.

Leading skin care brand Wuxing has announced that they are recalling their mosquito repellent products due to it being ineffective.

The blunder comes after the company received 10,000 complaints from consumers claiming that it is ineffective against the blood sucking insects. The ineffective claims was further galvanised when travelogue programme Travel with Yi was reviewing 25 different mosquito brands and reported that it was the least effective.

A spokesperson has apologised for their products ineffectiveness but did specify when they will release a revised version.

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SING REN POLICE APOLOGISE FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION BLUNDER.

Sing Ren police has apologised to engineer Hu Gàitè after he was mistaken for a suicidal man whilst working on the Sing Ren Central bridge.

Police were called to the bridge at Thursday morning following a report of an individual climbing over the railings.

Police, who were unaware that Mr Hu was doing his job maintaining the bridge, persuaded him not to jump. Confused by the scenes, Mr Hu complied with the police’s orders and produced ID to further de-escalate the situation. Sing Ren police has subsequently issued an apology for their mistakes.

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FAIR WORK VISA RESOLUTION IS PASSED.

The World Assembly has voted to pass the Fair Work Visas Act.

The resolution was passed by 8,923 votes to 3,677 with Bai Lung being one of many nations to vote against it.

President Gong Chūrù has condemned the act as another encroachment to Bai Lungese visa policy and called the resolution as an example of one size does not fit all problems.

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AI SHA: FREE FLAGS TO INCREASE PATRIOTISM RANKINGS.

Dong Men MLA Ai Sha has suggested that every household should be issued flags of Bai Lung in order to boost the patriotism levels.

The latest Nation States report shows the country is ranked 505 in the East Pacific for having the most patriotic citizens.

In a rare act of support for government intervention, Dong Men politician Ai Sha has suggested that President Gong Chūrù should use public money to issue every household the nation flag of Bai Lung in order to improve the country’s rankings.

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PINGJING COUNCIL TO CONSIDER SCRAPPING PRIORITY SEATS.

The Pingjing council is considering whether to scrap all of the priority seats on the Pingjing Metro as part of the mass transit rail’s shakeup plans.

The priority seating arrangement continues to divide opinion as some see it as a necessity for the most vulnerable members of society whilst others see it as a ‘humiliation seat’.

The council has launched its consultation period today and it will last until 10th June.

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FENGHUANG ROCKED BY KASHGAR MASS STABBER.

Fenghuang police have confirmed the arrest of a man on suspicion of stabbing multiple civilians in the mainland city as well as assaulting three police officers.

Andrei Asinoff, 20, used a carpenter’s knife and stabbed and slashed various civilians in the busy city centre at 1200 this afternoon. There has been zero fatalities at the time of reporting.

Asinoff had resisted attempts to be arrested by authorities and bit the ear of one officer and spat at two others before he was tasered to the ground.